Willzebub Schlitz
@wpschlitz.bsky.social
Just another middle aged married white guy. He/him, lefty, fan of grindhouse/horror
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Willzebub Schlitz
@wpschlitz.bsky.social
· Aug 17
Every woman I know with advanced degrees has dated this guy/met this guy at a party and he has implied how ignorant/stupid she actually was because she didn't recite the History of the Peloponnesian War from memory.
And then he's been blocked/avoided by every one of those women.
And then he's been blocked/avoided by every one of those women.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Waters, von Trier, Meyer, Wishman, Findlay, Kern, Deodato, Wynorski, Hill, Briellat, Esper, Lenzi, Henenlotter, D’Amato, Fulci, and Buttgereit.
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I have to hand it to Democrats. I'm one of the feds working and not getting paid and they manage to make reopening the government feel worse than the alternative.
Like, why did I miss 2.5 paychecks to end up right back where we were before the shutdown started?
Like, why did I miss 2.5 paychecks to end up right back where we were before the shutdown started?
Not a political consultant but I’m not sure “standing up to trump doesn’t work” is the best midterm message, even if if accurately represents senate dems position. Not much point in putting you in power then bsky.app/profile/atru...
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I have to hand it to Democrats. I'm one of the feds working and not getting paid and they manage to make reopening the government feel worse than the alternative.
Like, why did I miss 2.5 paychecks to end up right back where we were before the shutdown started?
Like, why did I miss 2.5 paychecks to end up right back where we were before the shutdown started?
I may be pushing 5 and have a brain like Swiss cheese… but I can still recite the entire rant from Dennis Leary’s 1994 hit Asshole from memory.
That’s gotta be worth something, right?
That’s gotta be worth something, right?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I may be pushing 5 and have a brain like Swiss cheese… but I can still recite the entire rant from Dennis Leary’s 1994 hit Asshole from memory.
That’s gotta be worth something, right?
That’s gotta be worth something, right?
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Actually… Frankenstein was the name of the movie.
Actually… Frankenstein was the name of the movie.
A ★★★★ review of Frankenstein (2025)
Whoever decided to release this after Halloween should be punched in the dick. It has perfect Halloween vibes but if you couldn't catch it in the theater for the 5 minutes it was there you’re just S.O...
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November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Actually… Frankenstein was the name of the movie.
Actually… Frankenstein was the name of the movie.
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Mom i fwew up.
🎵 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself the Director of the FBI
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"🎵
And you may find yourself the Director of the FBI
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"🎵
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mom i fwew up.
I grew up on this show and it wasn’t til tonight I realized what a perfect “stoned watch” it is.
40 years later and I can still sing the theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=KW0F...
40 years later and I can still sing the theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=KW0F...
William Alexander - The Magic of Oil Painting - Hunters Cabin
YouTube video by Todd Markel
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November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I grew up on this show and it wasn’t til tonight I realized what a perfect “stoned watch” it is.
40 years later and I can still sing the theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=KW0F...
40 years later and I can still sing the theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=KW0F...
The memory hole this sent me down…
it’s the prompt I was born to respond to baby
youtu.be/cQ0fD3MgTew?...
youtu.be/cQ0fD3MgTew?...
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The memory hole this sent me down…
Classic
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Classic
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hear me out on a movie pitch: 'Krautrock Demon Hunters'
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
hear me out on a movie pitch: 'Krautrock Demon Hunters'
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Calm.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Calm.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.
Time to dust this one off again.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Time to dust this one off again.
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An all over the place version of the world’s first Hallmark Movie.
An all over the place version of the world’s first Hallmark Movie.
A ★★½ review of Much Ado About Nothing (2012)
The absolute photo negative of the Shakespeare In The Park version I watched last month. And I mean that derogatorily. I get that the play is basically the proto-Hallmark movie… and this just proves ...
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November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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An all over the place version of the world’s first Hallmark Movie.
An all over the place version of the world’s first Hallmark Movie.
I always said it was good Hunter S. Thompson died before I could meet him. He wouldn’t stop to scrape me off his shoe.
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I always said it was good Hunter S. Thompson died before I could meet him. He wouldn’t stop to scrape me off his shoe.
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
If I’ve learned one thing it’s that some people just live to be butt-hurt.
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If I’ve learned one thing it’s that some people just live to be butt-hurt.
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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“Listen to them, they’re dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body I wasn’t fast enough, it’s all my fault!”
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Listen to them, they’re dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body I wasn’t fast enough, it’s all my fault!”
The temper tantrums are gonna be glorious.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The temper tantrums are gonna be glorious.
Don’t give up, Curtis! You can still pull it off! 🤭
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don’t give up, Curtis! You can still pull it off! 🤭
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My 200th movie of the year!
My 200th movie of the year!
A ★★★½ review of Good Boy (2025)
Todd didn't deserve that dog. He was a dick. A lot of “wait, what?” moments for me. I need to see it on a bigger screen in a darker room without the WiFi glitching, maybe. But even so… I think I eit...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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My 200th movie of the year!
My 200th movie of the year!
That was the 1 (ONE) campaign promise Trump made that I was 100% behind. Of course he didn’t do it…
Hello from Time-change-with-a-toddler Land!
THE SCIENCE SUGGESTS THAT YEAR ROUND STANDARD TIME IS BEST.
I know it’s the least of our worries right now, but let’s get some data driven policy going and end this hellscape of twice a year time change.
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
THE SCIENCE SUGGESTS THAT YEAR ROUND STANDARD TIME IS BEST.
I know it’s the least of our worries right now, but let’s get some data driven policy going and end this hellscape of twice a year time change.
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
Study suggests most Americans would be healthier without daylight saving time
According to a new analysis by Stanford Medicine scientists, changing clocks twice a year disrupts circadian rhythms, leading to higher rates of stroke and obesity.
med.stanford.edu
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
That was the 1 (ONE) campaign promise Trump made that I was 100% behind. Of course he didn’t do it…
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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Greg Stillson has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Greg Stillson has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.