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Jon Worley
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papapishu.bsky.social
I’m always happy to see arachnophobia options in games but it is funny to think of fear of one specific animal as an accessibility option. Like if you think worms or horses are weird your ass is out of luck.
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror
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Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror
January 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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dril.bsky.social
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Not paying for a knob, not 3D printing a knob, but a secret third thing
I'm so glad I learned CAD @thmsmr• 1d $34/knob from Bosch $0.12/knob from my 3D printer when i needed one for my maytag range i simply went to home depot and took a knob off the display model and put in my pocket
January 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Thank you, Philomena Cunk, for using the phrase the “Christian Cinematic Universe.”
January 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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justmostlymemes.bsky.social
you ever take the long way home just so u could listen to more songs
January 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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junlper.beer
The Menu (2022) is a film about if burger saved the day
January 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
January 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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actuallyfrodo.bsky.social
nosferatu good but it's basically goth girl's horniness and it's consequences
December 26, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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dril.bsky.social
I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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ficklefilly.bsky.social
The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.
December 7, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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dansheehan.bsky.social
*hearing someone’s car make a fucked up sound*

Damn somebody’s car is busted

*realizing it’s mine*

The way she chooses to express herself…it’s beautiful
December 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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russokrauss.bsky.social
I fell in love with philosophy in high school tnx to Socrates and the idea that, when we discuss with each other, the correct reasoning leads us all to truth. After 25 years I'm more convinced than ever that this is delusional on so many levels, but can't let go of this idea.
December 6, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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actuallyfrodo.bsky.social
they must have amnesia because they forgot I'm them
September 22, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
lord of the rings clears star wars because it has fantasy weed
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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james.tarnation.lol
lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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jdan.me
According to Spotify Wrapped I’m the top listener this year. Of all music. Most handsome too
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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dril.bsky.social
Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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ditchpony.bsky.social
you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM