Sexy Samuel Whiskers
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woolbotherer.bsky.social
Sexy Samuel Whiskers
@woolbotherer.bsky.social
Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok.
Reads a lot.
Dreams of boats and land trains.
Might one day get my shit together.
Like some felt art?
https://woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/
Fuck AI
DMs don't work, but you can email woolbotherer@tuta.com

She/her
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I just bought all the medicated cat food for the next couple of months and am very broke, but then I realised my elbow is good enough for one tiny pet a day, so I have opened back up my comissions for tiny pet portraits, great Christmas presents (sorry!)
Tiny rabbit portraits
A miniature copy of your rabbit in a box with a carrot. These are not toys for children, they are for ornamental use.
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Not sure how liking lambrini girls, cheekface and Jeff Rosenstock got me to this?
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ok this is fucking charming, and I want more politicians to shop in charity shops. So long as they don't raid all the good stuff :p
A lot of people have been calling me the
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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an old Kate Bush drawing from 2021
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Mads is cross with me because I moved the family music plan to tidal and apparently now if she listens to Phantom of the Opera ALW will get more money and she hates him.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Moving the cats over to a new easier to get to and INDEPENDENT vets. Gave Okis name so they could get his records but of course, forgot that his actual name is Okapi, and that the vets we were with mixed it up and registered him as O'Carpé (no I don't understand how either). Much confusion ensued.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Sarah Connor: Why won’t you just die?

T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Sirkka-Liisa Konttinen, "Lost Children, from The Hoppings, 1971". #JeudiPhoto
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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When I was on @looksunfamiliar.bsky.social I chose this sequence from a 1979 Sesame Street episode - probably the first time I ever heard Philip Glass was this exclusive piece he wrote for this animated sequence, Geometry of Circles. It's never appeared anywhere else.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw...
Philip Glass - Sesame Street - Geometry of Circles.mp4
YouTube video by SamCam2011
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Anyone else feel as happy as a bunny when surrounded by autumn leaves?
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Inside you are two bins
November 22, 2024 at 8:31 AM
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snailposting!

(a snail I met in Borneo)
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thought I would finally watch American Psycho, maybe it won't ruin the book for me. Got to the titles and it has Jared fucking Leto in it? Urrgh
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I'm putting together a YouTube channel to showcase my models, animations and to provide tutorials for people wanting to build nerdy stuff in 3d. Thought you'd enjoy my Enterprise going zoom (I know it's the TNG FX with a TOS model, please don't beat me up)

youtu.be/P0418usESDc?...
USS Enterprise Jumps to Warp
YouTube video by TheVertexVortex
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This is what Wilfred Owen wrote poetry for 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In shopping news none of you who know me well will be surprised to learn, I just had to be stopped from ordering 75 cm wooden disks to hang from the Christmas tree. #numbersarehard
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Went to lunch with dad. He wasn't wearing a poppy the bastard.

(For those who don't know/remember he was in the army)
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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So much about Agami Heron is at the extreme end of Heronkind, including their Zoooop!
It's difficult to frame these videos to capture when they extend their necks. They're very long and they can really extend them.
June 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙

Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!

📷 by me

#Archaeology
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Right, I would totally date a robot bit not a fucking icky AI suck up word machine. It reminds me of a dog training saying about why people own terriers. Something along the lines of you don't pick your friends to obey you. That resonates with me and all relationships with animals and humans.
It is possible that the relationship recession will not correct itself. A striking 7% of singletons say they would consider a robo-romance with an AI companion.

AI is patient, AI is kind and it won’t ask you to clean the bathroom or get a better job
The rise of singlehood is reshaping the world
In good ways and bad
econ.st
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM