james wood
@woodbot.bsky.social
Brilliant sometimes. Dorky always.
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I forgot I even had @kentremendous.bsky.social phone number. I’d definitely have been bothering him more.
that time @kayhanley.bsky.social texted @kentremendous.bsky.social a picture of me meeting Kay Hanley wearing a tshirt of Ben Wyatt meeting Kay Hanley...
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I forgot I even had @kentremendous.bsky.social phone number. I’d definitely have been bothering him more.
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*whispers* Drake Maye did a lot of Josh Allen shit tonight
October 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
*whispers* Drake Maye did a lot of Josh Allen shit tonight
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more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now
September 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now
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There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
August 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
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Elon Musk recently posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” He goes on to ask if we suffered childhood trauma and concludes by suggesting we are suffering from “generational trauma.” This is my response. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-o...
My Open Letter to Elon Musk
From Marc | Elon Musk recently posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” This is my response.
www.democracydocket.com
July 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Elon Musk recently posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” He goes on to ask if we suffered childhood trauma and concludes by suggesting we are suffering from “generational trauma.” This is my response. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-o...
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Why does the dork at the bottom of the frame at the beginning have a 60-lb. backpack with a canteen? You're in MacArthur Park. There's an El Pollo Loco on 6th and Alvarado -- just pop in and get yourself a Diet Coke, you dork.
July 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why does the dork at the bottom of the frame at the beginning have a 60-lb. backpack with a canteen? You're in MacArthur Park. There's an El Pollo Loco on 6th and Alvarado -- just pop in and get yourself a Diet Coke, you dork.
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I've visited nearly every state in the US, at least half more than once. I've always lived in a blue state yet some of the warmest people I've met IRL, most mind-blowing rock shows, art museums, walks through nature have happened to me in red states.
I love you, America I don't care what they say.
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I love you, America I don't care what they say.
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July 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I've visited nearly every state in the US, at least half more than once. I've always lived in a blue state yet some of the warmest people I've met IRL, most mind-blowing rock shows, art museums, walks through nature have happened to me in red states.
I love you, America I don't care what they say.
🇺🇸
I love you, America I don't care what they say.
🇺🇸
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Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!
June 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!
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We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again
June 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again
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Undocumented immigrants contribute nearly $100 billion in taxes every year.
Meanwhile, the wealthiest 1% dodge $163 billion in taxes annually.
The real drain on America isn’t coming from the border — it’s coming from the boardroom.
Meanwhile, the wealthiest 1% dodge $163 billion in taxes annually.
The real drain on America isn’t coming from the border — it’s coming from the boardroom.
June 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Undocumented immigrants contribute nearly $100 billion in taxes every year.
Meanwhile, the wealthiest 1% dodge $163 billion in taxes annually.
The real drain on America isn’t coming from the border — it’s coming from the boardroom.
Meanwhile, the wealthiest 1% dodge $163 billion in taxes annually.
The real drain on America isn’t coming from the border — it’s coming from the boardroom.
In 1994 I was stuck in LA traffic behind Charles Nelson Reilly who was driving a Mercedes convertible with "CNR" vanity plates.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In 1994 I was stuck in LA traffic behind Charles Nelson Reilly who was driving a Mercedes convertible with "CNR" vanity plates.
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thanks for the heads up, I’ll find a better hiding spot
June 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
thanks for the heads up, I’ll find a better hiding spot
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Tim Cook gave Trump a million dollars to stop this from happening and I for one am shocked that such a moronic fucking decision somehow backfired
25% tax on Apple products while singling out the CEO by name for retribution, 50% tax on European goods, expulsion of foreign students, bill passed with most debt in history, while hosting a dinner for people who gave you $300+ million. All in the last 24 hours.
The Golden Age.
The Golden Age.
May 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tim Cook gave Trump a million dollars to stop this from happening and I for one am shocked that such a moronic fucking decision somehow backfired
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this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
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80s pop star Kenny Loggins has a son named Dalton. That means that right now, we are living at a time where there is a Dalton Loggins and a Walton Goggins.
April 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
80s pop star Kenny Loggins has a son named Dalton. That means that right now, we are living at a time where there is a Dalton Loggins and a Walton Goggins.
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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
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Those fucking penguins have been taking us to the cleaners for too long
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Those fucking penguins have been taking us to the cleaners for too long
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they should invent problems that go away if you ignore them long enough
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
they should invent problems that go away if you ignore them long enough
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Hi hello it is officially Opening Day!!!!
BASEBALL IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!
BASEBALL IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!
a baseball game is being played between the slaten and the red sox
ALT: a baseball game is being played between the slaten and the red sox
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March 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hi hello it is officially Opening Day!!!!
BASEBALL IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!
BASEBALL IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!
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Do not be deceived by the night-time outside, for IT IS OPENING DAY!!! ⚾️❤️
March 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Do not be deceived by the night-time outside, for IT IS OPENING DAY!!! ⚾️❤️
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Adam Scott 🤝 Falling In Love At Work
March 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Adam Scott 🤝 Falling In Love At Work