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serial experiments lynn
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serial experiments lynn @woketopus.bsky.social · Jul 27
Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?
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bazbombadil.bsky.social
anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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MORE MUSIC
THE FAINT on stage the show was AWESOME
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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music
Hercules & love affair on stage
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
woketopus.bsky.social
someone loaded the vending machine wrong now i cant get my favorite snack
a large silica gel pack (the size of a bag of chips) sitting across the top of two coils in a snack vending machine
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
woketopus.bsky.social
i have learned so much against my will about people i never wanted to know anything about today
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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marie.likes.earth
girlfriend gf she is a your romantic and/or sexual interest you love her you like spending time with her she likes spending time with you she loves you
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
woketopus.bsky.social
"which nonbinary sea creature sea creature has the juiciest pussy" me obviously
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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jazzpomegranate.com
all of my semen get collected directly into a perpetual stew i have cooking over my fireplace that we then implant up the vaginal cavitrix with a turkey baster
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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bitdizzy.bsky.social
Zhuangzi Dreaming of a Butterfly, by 18th-century Japanese painter Ike no Taiga
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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boner.ink
if u are a fan of flesh u really cannot go wrong with the human body
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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eva.computer
jd has been sealed in the punishment sphere hidden underneath the pentagon mcdonalds
smac punishment sphere
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
woketopus.bsky.social
i have been giving training all day what the hell has been going on
mollyknight.bsky.social Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d
the son he always wanted
Donald loves Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
Man having brain removed and replaced with shit and he says Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn't always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
woketopus.bsky.social
BREAKING: congress has passed a resolution stating that the drive-thru lines at whataburger at 2am are fine and normal
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
woketopus.bsky.social
i have next week off and i think i'm gonna finally pull the trigger on installing linux
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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eigenvectrix.myatproto.social
I cannot emphasise this enough: do not use LLMs. If infohazards are real, LLMs qualify
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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docshartman.bsky.social
bro's squaring off against the caked up android like it's jojo's bizarre adventure
okayguy.cool 🦃 Mr. Holiday Guy🎄 @okayguy.cool · 1d
Why is the XPENG robot so unbelievably cheeked up???
TikTok screenshot showing the XPENG IRON robot from behind. It has an enormous ass
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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octocryptid.bsky.social
Don't listen to the gnome's lies you are perfectly safe on your dry land in your little houses made of sticks
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
i have such and such for a penis. i'm mr so and so dick
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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transnormative.bsky.social
Similar concept, but for Doritos.

You think there was a doll working in the PepsiCo marketing department?
Magic men`s Wish to be a atractive woman | MTF shapeshift (TG)
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November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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leaftilde.bsky.social
I am normal about the Forcefem Mountain Dew Ad I am normal about the Forcefem Mountain Dew Ad I am normal about the Forcefem Mountain Dew Ad
Key Fob (OOP40-UE) CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE: Object is safe when unbound. Nevertheless, it should be kept on the person of ████████ ████ at all times. DESCRIPTION/ALTERED EFFECT: A wireless key fob for a 2000 Dodge Durango. It is identical in appearance to an off-the-shelf model from the manufacturer other than a lack of a battery and some light erosion of the paint. The lock and unlock buttons have no function, even when a battery is added. Pressing the red PANIC button causes a localized alteration of reality governed in part by, but not directly in service of, the desires of the user. These desires may be overt or suppressed, implying a level of subconscious telepathic contact similar to the effects documented in ███████████████████. BACKGROUND This item was discovered in the room of accused paracriminal ████████ by the ██████ Police Department after an investigation into the potential tampering of official records yielded conflicting information in the paper hard copies, including the existence of a fraternal twin that nobody in town remembers existing. Interviews with her girlfriend, who the police originally believed to be an accomplice, reveal that not only was she ignorant of the changes, but that she was once a male by the name of ████ who had bullied the accused for several years before the changes took place. A cursory Bureau investigation triggered by localized document confliction discovered that reality around the pair had changed several times, but the memory and effects of the change only reached out approximately 3.2 miles Key Fob (OOP40-UE) SUPPLEMENTARY MATERIAL: (Interview with C███ M█████, conducted on April 19th 2002. Regretfully some of the terminology used by Agent ████████ was not up to current Bureau standards, but is left intact for sake of record preservation. A: You and ██ hated each other? CM: Oh for sure, bro. Fucking hated her faggy little walk, hated the music she listened to, hated when she cringed when I entered the showers after gym. A: The men’s showers? CM: Yeah. A: But you and her are now women. Real women, I mean. CM: Duh. Wanna see for yourself? A: That won’t be necessary. Our medical staff has confirmed that you are medically female. Circling back, when did you stop hating ██? CM: I didn’t. A: But you’ve been dating ██ for three years? CM: Of course. I’d do anything for her. I asked her to take my ███ away. I begged her to make me her ████. God just hearing her name makes me want to █████████████████████████. Little sissy bitch. (end of relevant portion)
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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creature.gay
happy today for those who celebrate
Simpsons screenshot of a rapper wearing a "Thursday the 20th" necklace
June 20, 2024 at 8:01 AM
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isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social
"algorithms were invented in 825 AD by scientist Mohammed Algorithm" sounds like a batshit insane sentence but is literally completely accurate
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM