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woketopus.bsky.social
serial experiments lynn
@woketopus.bsky.social
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squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
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Zohran campaign sign but it says "my life for aiur"
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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perfect sync
two unrelated posts on my timeline back to back - first a post by @hailey.at which says "hey get out of there" followed by a photo of a kitten inside a laundry dryer next a post by @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social which says "dont coax me out of my encasement, brochacho"
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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shout out to women at taco bell fr 🤞 gotta be one of my favorite genders
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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that scene from Role Models "I am going to marry a wife that is so aloof,"
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Jonathan Frakes on fact or fiction saying "totally pure fiction it's fiction it's fiction we made it up"
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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arrested development alliance of magicians "we demand to be taken seriously" photo
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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it wouldn't have mattered anyway lol
with 94% of votes counted, Mamdani with 50.32% of the vote from https://enr.boenyc.gov/OF11CY0PY3.html
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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well,
Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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hank hill to dale gribble, incredulously: did you mean for all those words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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is it the longest world series ever yet
tweet by @justin_klugh: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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*opens the door*

trick
woketopus pointing a gun at you
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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forgot to send you that book too. damn
a hotel room covered in blood with the caption "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent"
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"if nobody got me I know soup got me can I get an amen" meme but the guy pointing at the sky is edited with the face of harrowhark nonagesimus from the book Harrow the Ninth
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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tweet by @justin_klugh: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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the "are you a bad enough dude to save the president" meme but it says "are you a bad enough dude to help the hamburger?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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that's a (very patriotic) butthole
a bronco with a spare tire cover that's printed with an american flag patterned flower design that's a bunch of skinny petals (like a daisy) but without the middle part where the pollen goes, so at a distance it just looks like a stars and stripes sphincter
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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are we still doing fast food tier lists
S tier: whataburger, arbys, dominos, waffle house, taco cabana A tier: raising canes, jimmy johns, taco bell, popeyes, checkers, pizza hut, jack in the box, culvers B tier: dairy queen, chipotle, sonic, little caesars, church's chicken, torchys tacos, white castle, wendys C tier: boston market, panda express, panera, mcdonalds, kfc, shake shack, sbarro D tier: burger king, five guys, papa johns, chick fil a, subway F tier: in-n-out, steak'n'shake
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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the cover art for the single "my moon my man" by feist, a stylized silhouette of a woman with a red outlined speech bubble. the speech bubble originally said "my moon my man" but has been edited and extended so it looks like she's speaking the above post
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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movie poster for Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003) starring Russell Crowe
October 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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reviews are rolling in
my siblings all saying they like my name
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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eh they'll figure it out
changed my name in the group chat and just said "hey guys check this out"
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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fuck it's harder when it's people you're close to even when you're sure they'd be cool
an unsent message: "Hey guys i wanna try out a new name what do yall think of Lynn"
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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two years
a syringe next to a vial of estradiol valerate
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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YOU DID IT YOU COOKED
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM