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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
April 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
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How can the United States host the Olympics or The World Cup? You couldn't even convince me to switch planes on US soil, at gunpoint, right now.
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How can the United States host the Olympics or The World Cup? You couldn't even convince me to switch planes on US soil, at gunpoint, right now.
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to all who celebrate...
April 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
to all who celebrate...
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I'm a right-winger, and my favorite things to quote were made by a socialist (Orwell), transgender women (The Matrix) and a gay man (Fight Club)
April 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm a right-winger, and my favorite things to quote were made by a socialist (Orwell), transgender women (The Matrix) and a gay man (Fight Club)
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If I could hit people with the neuralyzer and erase their memories of me I totally would like??
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a man in a suit and tie is walking down the street
Alt: Will Smith from Men In Black walks up to the camera, put on his sunglasses, and presses down on a neuralyzer and a white flash covers the screen
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If I could hit people with the neuralyzer and erase their memories of me I totally would like??
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Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
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idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke
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Whatever they say Russell Brand did he did that shit
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Whatever they say Russell Brand did he did that shit
Harris would have required a year as President to have made her case properly, and she could not defy the sitting president on core foreign policy. The problem last year was BIDEN.
This is #TheDoubleTax and the Glass Cliff. Minority women promoted to tackle impossible problems get none of the credit and ALL of the blame.
Exhibit A: This man blaming Harris, who was given 100 days to run a campaign, for HIS community's voting behavior.
www.publicnotice.co/p/anna-gifty...
Exhibit A: This man blaming Harris, who was given 100 days to run a campaign, for HIS community's voting behavior.
www.publicnotice.co/p/anna-gifty...
April 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Harris would have required a year as President to have made her case properly, and she could not defy the sitting president on core foreign policy. The problem last year was BIDEN.
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This is #TheDoubleTax and the Glass Cliff. Minority women promoted to tackle impossible problems get none of the credit and ALL of the blame.
Exhibit A: This man blaming Harris, who was given 100 days to run a campaign, for HIS community's voting behavior.
www.publicnotice.co/p/anna-gifty...
Exhibit A: This man blaming Harris, who was given 100 days to run a campaign, for HIS community's voting behavior.
www.publicnotice.co/p/anna-gifty...
April 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This is #TheDoubleTax and the Glass Cliff. Minority women promoted to tackle impossible problems get none of the credit and ALL of the blame.
Exhibit A: This man blaming Harris, who was given 100 days to run a campaign, for HIS community's voting behavior.
www.publicnotice.co/p/anna-gifty...
Exhibit A: This man blaming Harris, who was given 100 days to run a campaign, for HIS community's voting behavior.
www.publicnotice.co/p/anna-gifty...
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the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
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never met a “free thinker” who wasn’t stubbornly against facts.
April 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
never met a “free thinker” who wasn’t stubbornly against facts.
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Trump to impose tariffs on Gondor, Coruscant and Wakanda.
April 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump to impose tariffs on Gondor, Coruscant and Wakanda.
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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how do I pin this to the Discover feed
March 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
how do I pin this to the Discover feed
coming though the melody… when the night bird sings… love is a wild thing.
March 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
coming though the melody… when the night bird sings… love is a wild thing.
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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These veneer techs need to be stopped. Got y’all walking round with a mouth full of Eclipse gum pieces
March 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
These veneer techs need to be stopped. Got y’all walking round with a mouth full of Eclipse gum pieces
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Tulsi Gabbard refusing to say whether she has gray streaks in her hair.
March 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tulsi Gabbard refusing to say whether she has gray streaks in her hair.
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When you assume bad things are always done in secret, it can take much too long to realize proclamations of ill intent are serious.
I think this is the hang-up.
I think this is the hang-up.
March 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When you assume bad things are always done in secret, it can take much too long to realize proclamations of ill intent are serious.
I think this is the hang-up.
I think this is the hang-up.