Al Smizzle
@alzeidenfeld.bsky.social
“I’ll just walk the Earth, like Caine in Kung-Fu. If it takes forever, I’ll walk forever”
I wonder what percentage of Americans still think that the country that Donald Trump applies a tariff to pays for the tariff?
April 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I wonder what percentage of Americans still think that the country that Donald Trump applies a tariff to pays for the tariff?
Farmers are gonna get crushed by Trumps tariffs again this term just like the first time he was President.
Soybean farmers send 48% of their crop to China. Check the states that have the most soybean farmers production here in the US.
They’re going to literally lose the farm.
Soybean farmers send 48% of their crop to China. Check the states that have the most soybean farmers production here in the US.
They’re going to literally lose the farm.
April 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Farmers are gonna get crushed by Trumps tariffs again this term just like the first time he was President.
Soybean farmers send 48% of their crop to China. Check the states that have the most soybean farmers production here in the US.
They’re going to literally lose the farm.
Soybean farmers send 48% of their crop to China. Check the states that have the most soybean farmers production here in the US.
They’re going to literally lose the farm.
Nobody is “gloating” that the stock market has crashed/is still crashing because of the Trump admin’s ridiculous tariff and trade war, you absolute twatwaffle.
We just recognize that you hid for 6 days and then poked your head up to be the local top signal.
We just recognize that you hid for 6 days and then poked your head up to be the local top signal.
April 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Nobody is “gloating” that the stock market has crashed/is still crashing because of the Trump admin’s ridiculous tariff and trade war, you absolute twatwaffle.
We just recognize that you hid for 6 days and then poked your head up to be the local top signal.
We just recognize that you hid for 6 days and then poked your head up to be the local top signal.
New trolley problem just dropped!
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
New trolley problem just dropped!
After a two day respite, the Trump market crash continues first thing tomorrow morning. Lovely. 😐
April 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
After a two day respite, the Trump market crash continues first thing tomorrow morning. Lovely. 😐
Current NFL draft order.
Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?
Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?
December 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Current NFL draft order.
Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?
Assuming things remain the same, NYG will take a QB. But do the Patriots stay at 2 and take Travis Hunter or trade back a couple spots and grab someone like Tetairoa McMillan for Drake Maye?
My son asked me who was the best hitter I’ve ever seen and I told him Barry Bonds. He asked why was Bonds better than Mike Trout, Shohei or Juan Soto.
There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move.
I mean…
There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move.
I mean…
December 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
My son asked me who was the best hitter I’ve ever seen and I told him Barry Bonds. He asked why was Bonds better than Mike Trout, Shohei or Juan Soto.
There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move.
I mean…
There was a game where a team intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded and it was the right move.
I mean…
December 6, 2024 at 10:00 PM
My best teams on Underdog and DraftKings heading into Week 14.
Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg
Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg
December 2, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My best teams on Underdog and DraftKings heading into Week 14.
Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg
Both are safe to advance. Neither is good enough to win. gg
The Bengals are such a fun team for DFS. Amazing players with great volume on offense, can’t stop anything on defense.
Fantasy carnival.
Fantasy carnival.
December 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
The Bengals are such a fun team for DFS. Amazing players with great volume on offense, can’t stop anything on defense.
Fantasy carnival.
Fantasy carnival.
“You just don’t understand. Eggs were REALLY expensive for a few weeks.”
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
“You just don’t understand. Eggs were REALLY expensive for a few weeks.”
Mothers don’t just say negative things about their children. The amount of water that has passed underneath that bridge…
“The mother of Pete Hegseth wrote him an email in 2018 saying he had routinely mistreated women for years and displayed a lack of character.
‘On behalf of all the women (and I know it’s many) you have abused in some way, I say … get some help and take an honest look at yourself’”
‘On behalf of all the women (and I know it’s many) you have abused in some way, I say … get some help and take an honest look at yourself’”
Pete Hegseth’s Mother Accused Her Son of Mistreating Women for Years
Penelope Hegseth made the accusation in an email to her son in 2018, amid his contentious divorce. She said on Friday that she regretted the email and had apologized to him.
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Mothers don’t just say negative things about their children. The amount of water that has passed underneath that bridge…
Brock Bowers should probably be the NFL’s rookie of the year but won’t because quarterbacks exist.
November 30, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Brock Bowers should probably be the NFL’s rookie of the year but won’t because quarterbacks exist.
Brock Bowers is, as advertised
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Brock Bowers is, as advertised
I’m thankful for a lot of things, but this year’s Thanksgiving day football games? Nope. Not thankful for them. Hopefully they’re more entertaining than they project to be.
November 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I’m thankful for a lot of things, but this year’s Thanksgiving day football games? Nope. Not thankful for them. Hopefully they’re more entertaining than they project to be.
I was told American families were unable to afford groceries…
November 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I was told American families were unable to afford groceries…
What were the Eagles, Ravens and Packers records last season post week 12 without those players? How good were those offenses without Barkley, Henry & Jacobs?
“[Good player] goes to [good team] and posts good numbers.”
“[Good player] goes to [good team] and posts good numbers.”
November 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
What were the Eagles, Ravens and Packers records last season post week 12 without those players? How good were those offenses without Barkley, Henry & Jacobs?
“[Good player] goes to [good team] and posts good numbers.”
“[Good player] goes to [good team] and posts good numbers.”
So, what’s the Brock Purdy contract extension gonna look like?
4 years, $230 million?
4 years, $230 million?
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
So, what’s the Brock Purdy contract extension gonna look like?
4 years, $230 million?
4 years, $230 million?
Tough week! The week 12 Cheat Sheet is posted in the SmizzGang discord to try and assist you in building better lineups!
GL this weekend.
GL this weekend.
November 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Tough week! The week 12 Cheat Sheet is posted in the SmizzGang discord to try and assist you in building better lineups!
GL this weekend.
GL this weekend.
Is it possible to go to Chicago and not gain weight?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Is it possible to go to Chicago and not gain weight?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.