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December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Merry Christmas, Mr. President!!
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i thought this was more epstein files
New #JWST 🔭 data release for target names: LRN2025abao.
Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI.
Take a look at news_by_date.html
December 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Honestly surprised a Prius decided to double park in a half empty lot
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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welcome to the Second Annual Bluesky Christmas Eve Snowball Fight!

please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
it’s Christmas Eve morning and apparently Bluesky is in a fightin’ mood today.

please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
turns out santa is a pinko commie
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Btw this is one of the biggest reasons why it’s not as easy as people think to start up independent newsrooms or just be an indie journalist on substack. If you are actually holding powerful and rich people to account, you WILL need legal representation. Not a matter of whether but when
I say that as someone who has started newsrooms from scratch sometimes with two people - if you’re doing your job correctly you will need a lawyer because the first thing rich people do when you write something they don’t like is threaten you legally. It’s cheap for them and expensive for you
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
ok but what name was it? overquil? toxtricity?? skuntank???
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Radical bearded cleric issues new fatwa -->
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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It’s also possible (probable??) that neither Usha or JD Vance believe in anything but attaining power, and will say or do anything to achieve that goal.
Curious about what in the self-loathing is going on with Usha Vance to be married to a man who so openly seems to resent that she isn’t white. She’s where she wants to be but I sure want to know what pathology allows that.
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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We finally get the Chiefs sucking ass and the goddamned Patriots are back
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
December 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ive seen the last of us i know a fungus zombie when i see ine
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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wow unfollowing now. didn't realize santa's workshop was into union busting and forcing employee attrition through an aggressive RTO policy
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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An attorney couldn't stop using Grok (?!) to help draft filings, producing "a flood of tainted filings" & apparently triggering the implosion of a law firm & 3 lawyers' careers 🤖😵 The court called her misconduct "particularly egregious & prolific"

cases.justia.com/federal/dist...
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December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
describe the feeling of watching nfl in one pic:
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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How badly Andrew Tate got his ass kicked, you’d think he was fighting Greta Thunberg.
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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They're calling him "GLASSJAW" Andrew Tate. "Glassjaw Tate," that's what everyone's calling him. Someone came up to me, big boxer, strong boxer, tears streaming down his face, he says, "Sir, we need a nickname for that sex criminal Andrew Tate?" I say, are you ready? "GLASSJAW TATE." Incredible. A++
First Jake Paul now Andrew Tate? Blessed with a double early Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM