Will Andresen
@willinois.bsky.social
Ope just gonna scoot on by ya here
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“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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New from me:
Kash Patel is engaged in purges, removal of real accountability, and impunity for loyalists at the FBI.
Researchers told me that these are the exact patterns that create abusive national security organizations under authoritarianism. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-the-fb...
Kash Patel is engaged in purges, removal of real accountability, and impunity for loyalists at the FBI.
Researchers told me that these are the exact patterns that create abusive national security organizations under authoritarianism. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-the-fb...
How the FBI Became the Face of Deprofessionalization
What research tells us about national security under authoritarianism
donmoynihan.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
New from me:
Kash Patel is engaged in purges, removal of real accountability, and impunity for loyalists at the FBI.
Researchers told me that these are the exact patterns that create abusive national security organizations under authoritarianism. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-the-fb...
Kash Patel is engaged in purges, removal of real accountability, and impunity for loyalists at the FBI.
Researchers told me that these are the exact patterns that create abusive national security organizations under authoritarianism. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-the-fb...
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Guys like Matt Walsh have two moods, "I am the hardest toughest, manliest man that has ever existed" and "I remembered they discontinued Surge and cried for 30 minutes."
In which Matt Walsh realizes he’s no longer 12.
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Guys like Matt Walsh have two moods, "I am the hardest toughest, manliest man that has ever existed" and "I remembered they discontinued Surge and cried for 30 minutes."
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“The son of the recently fired USMNT manager is one of the more important players on the team even after his dad’s contentious firing”
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“The son of the recently fired USMNT manager is one of the more important players on the team even after his dad’s contentious firing”
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
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Clay Higgins was the only member of the House to vote against releasing the Epstein files. He also pals around with a man guilty of incest.
A Mother Jones investigation has revealed troubling connections between the Louisiana congressman and fellow former cops accused of severe misconduct.
A Mother Jones investigation has revealed troubling connections between the Louisiana congressman and fellow former cops accused of severe misconduct.
Clay Higgins built his brand on law and order. He pals around with a man guilty of incest.
A Mother Jones investigation has revealed troubling connections between the Louisiana Republican congressman and fellow former cops accused of severe misconduct.
www.motherjones.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Clay Higgins was the only member of the House to vote against releasing the Epstein files. He also pals around with a man guilty of incest.
A Mother Jones investigation has revealed troubling connections between the Louisiana congressman and fellow former cops accused of severe misconduct.
A Mother Jones investigation has revealed troubling connections between the Louisiana congressman and fellow former cops accused of severe misconduct.
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Go on …
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Go on …
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
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that’s pretty interesting that he became deeply ashamed about this in November of 2025 that’s wild man
Larry Summers steps back from public commitments, ‘deeply ashamed’ by Epstein revelations
Larry Summers steps back from public commitments, ‘deeply ashamed’ by Epstein revelations
Emails revealed that Summers sought advice from Epstein on romantically pursuing a woman he referred to as his mentee.
dlvr.it
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
that’s pretty interesting that he became deeply ashamed about this in November of 2025 that’s wild man
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Everything I have learned about Ol*via N*zzi I have learned under duress and against my will. Please, I'm begging you people from my soul, stop.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Everything I have learned about Ol*via N*zzi I have learned under duress and against my will. Please, I'm begging you people from my soul, stop.
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NEW: Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse, along with the family of Virginia Giuffre, have written to Congress — demanding members vote to release the Epstein files.
"There is no middle ground here. There is no hiding behind party affiliation."
"There is no middle ground here. There is no hiding behind party affiliation."
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
NEW: Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse, along with the family of Virginia Giuffre, have written to Congress — demanding members vote to release the Epstein files.
"There is no middle ground here. There is no hiding behind party affiliation."
"There is no middle ground here. There is no hiding behind party affiliation."
No one out works the Mirk
FINAL: #illini 84, Colgate 65
The David Mirkovic game. Freshman goes for 27 points, 21 rebounds.
Keaton Wagler adds 19 and 6.
He's one of the best freshmen in the Big Ten and one of the bigger freshman surprises nationally in a loaded freshman class.
The David Mirkovic game. Freshman goes for 27 points, 21 rebounds.
Keaton Wagler adds 19 and 6.
He's one of the best freshmen in the Big Ten and one of the bigger freshman surprises nationally in a loaded freshman class.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
No one out works the Mirk
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ready (and cheap!!!) access to shit like ibuprofen is an insane luxury that all of our ancestors would fucking kill for and now our society is doing this bc it got bored
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
ready (and cheap!!!) access to shit like ibuprofen is an insane luxury that all of our ancestors would fucking kill for and now our society is doing this bc it got bored
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
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One more time: I spiked the football, because it feels good www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
I have terrible, terrible news for red America
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the 2025 elections.
www.sfgate.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
One more time: I spiked the football, because it feels good www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
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once again sincerely begging the pope to appear in person to deliver the Eucharist to these wrongly imprisoned people, make them shoot you in your hometown if they truly wish to stop it. hell, lead an entire secular coalition there to bring aid and comfort to detainees
I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said “the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.”
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV Denounces Trump-Vance Decision to Block Eucharist from ICE Detainees
After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
once again sincerely begging the pope to appear in person to deliver the Eucharist to these wrongly imprisoned people, make them shoot you in your hometown if they truly wish to stop it. hell, lead an entire secular coalition there to bring aid and comfort to detainees
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My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
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Thank you.
Tonight, was another reminder: there is no single mold for a Democratic winner.
Progressives won. Moderates won. Rural, suburban, urban —they all won. Black, White, Latino, AAPI — they all won. We won in the East, South, Midwest and West. Victories in races from City Council to Governor.
Progressives won. Moderates won. Rural, suburban, urban —they all won. Black, White, Latino, AAPI — they all won. We won in the East, South, Midwest and West. Victories in races from City Council to Governor.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Thank you.
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sorry it's still so funny we woke up to Dick Cheney dying today too
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry it's still so funny we woke up to Dick Cheney dying today too