william
@williamtuttlewho.bsky.social
24/7 existential crisis. eat the rich. lincoln NE.
I am so high I am listening to The Final Cut (198?) by Pink Floyd. But to reiterate I am so I high. I have it on vinyl. I'm high
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I am so high I am listening to The Final Cut (198?) by Pink Floyd. But to reiterate I am so I high. I have it on vinyl. I'm high
fuck yes. this is going to be good
June 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
fuck yes. this is going to be good
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found the reference photo and it’s way better
June 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
found the reference photo and it’s way better
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
January 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
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“Sugar. Water.”
April 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Sugar. Water.”
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i like that when the stock market collapses money just vanishes into thin air. wish someone could do that with my student loan debt
April 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i like that when the stock market collapses money just vanishes into thin air. wish someone could do that with my student loan debt
if I were president, the first thing I'd do is order chris pratt to personally apologize to every single US citizen
April 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
if I were president, the first thing I'd do is order chris pratt to personally apologize to every single US citizen
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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BTW this take is wrong.
He filed for bankruptcy 6x
3 of them were casinos
And 2 of them were casino holding companies
(The last one was a hotel)
Anyways he bankrupted 3 casinos and 2 casinos holding companies
He filed for bankruptcy 6x
3 of them were casinos
And 2 of them were casino holding companies
(The last one was a hotel)
Anyways he bankrupted 3 casinos and 2 casinos holding companies
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
BTW this take is wrong.
He filed for bankruptcy 6x
3 of them were casinos
And 2 of them were casino holding companies
(The last one was a hotel)
Anyways he bankrupted 3 casinos and 2 casinos holding companies
He filed for bankruptcy 6x
3 of them were casinos
And 2 of them were casino holding companies
(The last one was a hotel)
Anyways he bankrupted 3 casinos and 2 casinos holding companies
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look man its cool when senators do this shit. makes me feel like they're earning their salary that day
He is nearly 15 hours in and fired up! @booker.senate.gov THANK YOU
April 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
look man its cool when senators do this shit. makes me feel like they're earning their salary that day
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my perfect single disc white album
Ok, you’re holding the Senate Floor and have run through your speech. What’s a topic you could speak about for hours without notes?
Me: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Mr McMahon
Me: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Mr McMahon
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my perfect single disc white album
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“Today there isn’t a single state, metropolitan area, or county in the United States where a full-time worker earning the local minimum wage can afford a two-bedroom apartment.”
"The myth that hard work will lead to stability has been shattered, revealing a stark disconnect between the story America tells about itself and the reality of deepening precarity.”
An excerpt from my book, There Is No Place for Us, is out today in @literaryhub.bsky.social:
An excerpt from my book, There Is No Place for Us, is out today in @literaryhub.bsky.social:
The Paradox of Prosperity: How Urban Renewal Pushes Workers to the Periphery
By the time I met Cokethia Goodman and her children, they had been homeless for three months. Their ordeal began on an afternoon in August 2018, when Cokethia discovered a terse letter from her lan…
lithub.com
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“Today there isn’t a single state, metropolitan area, or county in the United States where a full-time worker earning the local minimum wage can afford a two-bedroom apartment.”
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I see a lot of talk like "AI is here to stay. Get used to it. You'll be fine, buttercup" and I would take that more seriously if a single talented or interesting person was embracing it
March 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I see a lot of talk like "AI is here to stay. Get used to it. You'll be fine, buttercup" and I would take that more seriously if a single talented or interesting person was embracing it
someone's phone in an apartment near mine has been going off for an hour straight. first 30 minutes? god this is annoying. second 30 mins? i'm worried he died
March 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
someone's phone in an apartment near mine has been going off for an hour straight. first 30 minutes? god this is annoying. second 30 mins? i'm worried he died
repost with a movie you know all the words to
March 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
repost with a movie you know all the words to
it's called marrying your sponsor, and frankly, it spices things up in the bedroom
Why is Pete Hegseth bringing his wife to top security meetings and hiring his brother at the Pentagon? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pete Hegseth’s wife reportedly attended meetings with foreign defense officials
Defense secretary, already under fire for chat group blunder, faces new scrutiny for having wife in high-level meetings
www.theguardian.com
March 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
it's called marrying your sponsor, and frankly, it spices things up in the bedroom
i have a sneaking suspicion that if i'm ever exposed to more than 10 consecutive seconds of wicked, i'll jump off the nearest bridge
March 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i have a sneaking suspicion that if i'm ever exposed to more than 10 consecutive seconds of wicked, i'll jump off the nearest bridge
the most helpful red flag, for me, is "dated mick jagger"
March 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
the most helpful red flag, for me, is "dated mick jagger"
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We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
i wish i was half as good as anything as elon musk is at being a whiny little bitch
March 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i wish i was half as good as anything as elon musk is at being a whiny little bitch
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$100 invested in the S&P 500 on Oct 27, 2022, when the Twitter acquisition closed, is worth $142 today. $100 kept in Vichy Twitter just paid off at $73. Almost exactly a 50% loss vs an index fund for his co-investors but Musk gets ever wealthier! Funny how that works out!
BREAKING: xAI has acquired X (formerly Twitter) at $33 billion ($45 billion less $18B of debt) per Elon Musk
March 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
$100 invested in the S&P 500 on Oct 27, 2022, when the Twitter acquisition closed, is worth $142 today. $100 kept in Vichy Twitter just paid off at $73. Almost exactly a 50% loss vs an index fund for his co-investors but Musk gets ever wealthier! Funny how that works out!