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WiffleBat
@wifflebat82.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and avid reader.
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liberals are impossible to satirize
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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Mamdanigrad (formerly New York City), will stand as a shining example to the world of what is possible when the workers unite, and crush the bourgeois class with an iron fist (mild increase in minimum wage, free buses, etc).
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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sure the government is black bagging immigrants and threatening to classify all trans people as terrorists but have you considered that marc andreesen's feelings were hurt when president biden didn't drop everything to take his call? and aren't those things equally bad if you really think about it
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Venn diagram of people saying "Charlie Kirk was a human being with a family YOU MONSTERS" and people who said George Floyd deserved to be summarily murdered on the roadside because he did an unrelated crime 5 years earlier is a circle.
September 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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WHICH VIEWS JEREMY, WHICH ONES EXACTLY
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This is my new favourite youtube channel.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf61...
Existential Therapy - Sopranos: The Next Generation (Star Trek Sopranos crossover edit)
YouTube video by emlowz
www.youtube.com
August 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
August 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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let me throw some fuel on the fire that is the discourse about boys getting laid!!! current-day manopshere content is not good at getting boys laid and that's an effect of the incentives at play. you cannot build an audience of resentful little virgins if you succeed at helping them to have sex
August 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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the corollary to the absolutely true “one day, everyone will always have been against this” is that they’ll also never truly forgive you for being loud and right long before they were, unless you play along and pretend for them
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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"Doubles down on support for children"
May 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Capitalism didn't give us the internet.

Large-scale cooperation, open protocols, and free software gave us the internet. Capitalism gave us mobile sites that don't work because fifteen ads cover the screen.
May 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fascination.
Without saying Heroes, fav David Bowie Song?
April 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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The fact the family of Oswald Mosley still hold high positions in UK industries should tell you something about the class character of fascism
“You could see in his [Starmer's] eyes that he gets it"

Louis Mosley, UK chief of tech firm Palantir, talks to @sophiealichurch.bsky.social about how his company is using AI to help make the NHS, MoD & HS2 more efficient

"We are just at the beginning," says Louis, grandson of Oswald, nephew of Max
Palantir Boss Louis Mosley: Keir Starmer 'Gets' AI, 'You Could See In His Eyes'
In a bid to boost growth, Labour has thrown open government’s doors to controversial US tech firm Palantir. In his first ever sit-down interview, P...
www.politicshome.com
April 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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this reply led me to what is, i believe, the least essential use of AI in human history
March 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing

Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank
February 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus

1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?

me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
February 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM