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@whitneyherrig.bsky.social
Sometimes I bump into things, or fall off of them, or trip over them. Always inventing new ways to get hurt without trying.
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ATTN Blueskyers who still courageously venture over to X now and then: Look up every MAGA influencer you can ASAP and screenshot their locations!!! Before X turns this policy around! Then we can compile them into a database for MAGAs to not actually care about but it’s worth a try
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Hey @jimmykimmel.com, was this The Onion article inspired by Aunt Chippy??
Sudden Death Of Aunt Creates Rupture In Family Gossip Pipeline https://theonion.com/sudden-death-of-aunt-creates-rupture-in-family-gossip-p-1819578447/
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey @jimmykimmel.com, was this The Onion article inspired by Aunt Chippy??
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Memo to reporters: If you call Trump "Fatso" or "Moron" he'll consider it respectful so long as you say it to his fat moronic face
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Memo to reporters: If you call Trump "Fatso" or "Moron" he'll consider it respectful so long as you say it to his fat moronic face
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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This is so so disturbing. Trump is now pardoning January 6th rioters for unrelated crimes, just to reward them for their violence to keep him in power.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
Trump re-pardons a Jan. 6 defendant to erase unrelated gun conviction
Trump re-pardons a Jan. 6 defendant to erase unrelated gun conviction
The new pardon ends a legal clash over the limits of Trump’s sweeping Day One clemency for those who stormed the Capitol.
dlvr.it
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This is so so disturbing. Trump is now pardoning January 6th rioters for unrelated crimes, just to reward them for their violence to keep him in power.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
THIS IS WHY I WONT HAVE CHILDREN
RAISE YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY DO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THIS dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
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November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
THIS IS WHY I WONT HAVE CHILDREN
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I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"
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Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Holy shit. Now you’re a fraud if you pay into medical insurance (let’s call it the net on the ground when you’re skydiving that you want there, but hope to never fall into, but you pay for it to be there, just in case, cuz, sudden death is the alternative).
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Holy shit. Now you’re a fraud if you pay into medical insurance (let’s call it the net on the ground when you’re skydiving that you want there, but hope to never fall into, but you pay for it to be there, just in case, cuz, sudden death is the alternative).
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Holy shit. Now you’re a fraud if you pay into medical insurance (let’s call it the net on the ground when you’re skydiving that you want there, but hope to never fall into, but you pay for it to be there, just in case, cuz, sudden death is the alternative).
Holy shit. Now you’re a fraud if you pay into medical insurance (let’s call it the net on the ground when you’re skydiving that you want there, but hope to never fall into, but you pay for it to be there, just in case, cuz, sudden death is the alternative).
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Holy shit. Now you’re a fraud if you pay into medical insurance (let’s call it the net on the ground when you’re skydiving that you want there, but hope to never fall into, but you pay for it to be there, just in case, cuz, sudden death is the alternative).
I’m embarrassed now to say “I felt optimistic for a few days after Tuesday’s elections!” Silly me.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m embarrassed now to say “I felt optimistic for a few days after Tuesday’s elections!” Silly me.
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“We just witnessed a No Kings protest that was among the largest in American history, we had an election night on Tuesday where Democrats crushed Republicans across the board, and Trump has the lowest approval rating of his Presidency. Obviously, this is the time for us to cave.”
— The Democrats
— The Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“We just witnessed a No Kings protest that was among the largest in American history, we had an election night on Tuesday where Democrats crushed Republicans across the board, and Trump has the lowest approval rating of his Presidency. Obviously, this is the time for us to cave.”
— The Democrats
— The Democrats
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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Any Democrat in Congress who would accept a promise from a Republican in Congress should undergo a cognitive test.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Any Democrat in Congress who would accept a promise from a Republican in Congress should undergo a cognitive test.
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@dieworkwear.bsky.social Have you seen this?
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Have you seen this?
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I would like @dieworkwear.bsky.social to weigh in
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I would like @dieworkwear.bsky.social to weigh in
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Has @dieworkwear.bsky.social weighed in on M. Delvaux?
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Has @dieworkwear.bsky.social weighed in on M. Delvaux?
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November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Does anyone know if @dieworkwear.bsky.social has seen this?
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Does anyone know if @dieworkwear.bsky.social has seen this?
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