Me vs. Stationary Objects
@whitneyherrig.bsky.social
Sometimes I bump into things, or fall off of them, or trip over them. Always inventing new ways to get hurt without trying.
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CAPTION THIS:
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
CAPTION THIS:
Because socially, the word encompasses all of these adjectives:
September 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Because socially, the word encompasses all of these adjectives:
Her one nostril is trying to slide off her face. Fake eyelashes. Terrible brow job. Lips so fakely plumped up. Makeup caked on. And then her neck tells the true story of her age. Guess she hasn’t yet gotten the neck lift yet? Normally I don’t comment on looks but you know it’s taxpayers 💰
September 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Her one nostril is trying to slide off her face. Fake eyelashes. Terrible brow job. Lips so fakely plumped up. Makeup caked on. And then her neck tells the true story of her age. Guess she hasn’t yet gotten the neck lift yet? Normally I don’t comment on looks but you know it’s taxpayers 💰
@niallharbison.bsky.social do you think you’re Trump? I’m so disappointed with my book with your “signature” it’s giving Donald
August 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
@niallharbison.bsky.social do you think you’re Trump? I’m so disappointed with my book with your “signature” it’s giving Donald
OK, so like, I get both sides. But with this argument, a CPD cop assigned to the Streeterville beat should have to live there, right?
August 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
OK, so like, I get both sides. But with this argument, a CPD cop assigned to the Streeterville beat should have to live there, right?
Give her an Oscar
August 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Give her an Oscar
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
WTF am I looking at?
WTF am I looking at?
August 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
WTF am I looking at?
WTF am I looking at?
🙋🏻♀️ I have a tiny caveat to offer to this lady…
August 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🙋🏻♀️ I have a tiny caveat to offer to this lady…
Charley turned 13 a few days ago! She also had a very skinny era but her metabolism has finally slowed. Doc says she’s perfect just the way she is 🥹
August 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Charley turned 13 a few days ago! She also had a very skinny era but her metabolism has finally slowed. Doc says she’s perfect just the way she is 🥹
Awwww Cuomo heading to the Hampton’s with his cushy billionaire buddies bc NYC isn’t actually his home:
August 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Awwww Cuomo heading to the Hampton’s with his cushy billionaire buddies bc NYC isn’t actually his home:
For anyone wondering, Metro East refers to the region east of the Mississippi River in Southern Illinois, part of the greater St. Louis area. The summit was held in O’Fallon, IL. And yeah, I had to look it up 🙃 The grey zone on this Wikipedia map:
August 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For anyone wondering, Metro East refers to the region east of the Mississippi River in Southern Illinois, part of the greater St. Louis area. The summit was held in O’Fallon, IL. And yeah, I had to look it up 🙃 The grey zone on this Wikipedia map:
IYKYK!!!!!!!!
August 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
IYKYK!!!!!!!!
lol respond to any #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles post simply with
August 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lol respond to any #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles post simply with
Best part of the vid, hands down!
August 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Best part of the vid, hands down!
Cuomo, who are YOUR clients??
August 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Cuomo, who are YOUR clients??
Remind me again why going to the doctor should break bank?
August 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Remind me again why going to the doctor should break bank?
lol thanks AI!
July 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
lol thanks AI!
AI can’t even get a nutritional breakdown correct (for context I was simply wondering about what to feed my dog!!). And we are supposed to be OK with this shit being integrated into every aspect of government???
July 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
AI can’t even get a nutritional breakdown correct (for context I was simply wondering about what to feed my dog!!). And we are supposed to be OK with this shit being integrated into every aspect of government???
Here you go. Time stamped and everything.
July 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Here you go. Time stamped and everything.