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@whitneyherrig.bsky.social
Sometimes I bump into things, or fall off of them, or trip over them. Always inventing new ways to get hurt without trying.
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My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
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Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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I find the transcript believable, but incredibly offensive. All Witkoff and Trump want is a deal. They don't give a shit about Ukrainian sovereignty, the Ukrainian people, international law, or the fact that Russia is indisputably the aggressor and has committed numerous war crimes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I find the transcript believable, but incredibly offensive. All Witkoff and Trump want is a deal. They don't give a shit about Ukrainian sovereignty, the Ukrainian people, international law, or the fact that Russia is indisputably the aggressor and has committed numerous war crimes.
If @jbpritzker.bsky.social can cause such a ripple in Bluesky discourse as to get “Star Wars Rankings” at #1 trending, which I mean is a pretty benign but utterly American debate… makes me think he could maybe help heal the divide in this country as president in 2028? Is this is secret power???
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If @jbpritzker.bsky.social can cause such a ripple in Bluesky discourse as to get “Star Wars Rankings” at #1 trending, which I mean is a pretty benign but utterly American debate… makes me think he could maybe help heal the divide in this country as president in 2028? Is this is secret power???
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When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
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Pete Hegseth must be immediately called before both Houses of Congress and be told to his face in front of the nation and the world, that if he gives illegal or Unconstitutional orders, he will face prison for the rest of his natural life.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Pete Hegseth must be immediately called before both Houses of Congress and be told to his face in front of the nation and the world, that if he gives illegal or Unconstitutional orders, he will face prison for the rest of his natural life.
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This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
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So Bezos is in them too then?
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So Bezos is in them too then?
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Oh good lord……RFK at the helm? Nightmare fuel.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Oh good lord……RFK at the helm? Nightmare fuel.
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“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
no, it’s fucking terrible for trump, lol
I don't know if it makes sense to describe what happened today as "good PR". The Fox crowd doesn't seem terribly thrilled about the meeting either.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
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ATTN Blueskyers who still courageously venture over to X now and then: Look up every MAGA influencer you can ASAP and screenshot their locations!!! Before X turns this policy around! Then we can compile them into a database for MAGAs to not actually care about but it’s worth a try
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Hey @jimmykimmel.com, was this The Onion article inspired by Aunt Chippy??
Sudden Death Of Aunt Creates Rupture In Family Gossip Pipeline https://theonion.com/sudden-death-of-aunt-creates-rupture-in-family-gossip-p-1819578447/
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey @jimmykimmel.com, was this The Onion article inspired by Aunt Chippy??
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Memo to reporters: If you call Trump "Fatso" or "Moron" he'll consider it respectful so long as you say it to his fat moronic face
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Memo to reporters: If you call Trump "Fatso" or "Moron" he'll consider it respectful so long as you say it to his fat moronic face
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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This is so so disturbing. Trump is now pardoning January 6th rioters for unrelated crimes, just to reward them for their violence to keep him in power.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
Trump re-pardons a Jan. 6 defendant to erase unrelated gun conviction
Trump re-pardons a Jan. 6 defendant to erase unrelated gun conviction
The new pardon ends a legal clash over the limits of Trump’s sweeping Day One clemency for those who stormed the Capitol.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This is so so disturbing. Trump is now pardoning January 6th rioters for unrelated crimes, just to reward them for their violence to keep him in power.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
THIS IS WHY I WONT HAVE CHILDREN
RAISE YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY DO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THIS dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
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November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
THIS IS WHY I WONT HAVE CHILDREN
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I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"
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Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com