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Me vs. Stationary Objects
@whitneyherrig.bsky.social
Sometimes I bump into things, or fall off of them, or trip over them. Always inventing new ways to get hurt without trying.
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ATTN Blueskyers who still courageously venture over to X now and then: Look up every MAGA influencer you can ASAP and screenshot their locations!!! Before X turns this policy around! Then we can compile them into a database for MAGAs to not actually care about but it’s worth a try
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
While I disagree wholeheartedly with your sentiment… well done.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo controlling pop media with Wicked for what seems like the past 2 years (starting with the first movie press junkets) has become increasingly more horrifying to watch as an adult - when as a teen I idolized thinness into an ED to look *just* like that. Protect our girls!
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Boom boom boom there’s the truth bomb from this story
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A boy becomes a man when he realizes
Real Housewives 🤝 professional men’s sports
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@justinwolfers.bsky.social amirite or amiwrong. If we can break everything down economically to an analogy of the family puppy being hit by a car… I think we could actually have some breakthroughs.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Me vs. Stationary Objects
I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Okay thank you! Cuz I’m over here trying to find out the family goddamn tree. He’s f-ing JFK’s grandson! Lead with that, duh. And tag the word progressive. And handsome. There’s the campaign. 🤯
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Y’all just keep giving these posts likes and visibility… and then the *true* artists over on Etsy will start churning out quality made products for the demand so we can say, fūk you, Temu. And yeah the images may be AI-generated, but a handsewn pillow in return sorta brings justice to it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Can anyone post some successive screenshots of the article please.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can Obama run for a congressional seat and when we get the majority back in the House, elect him Speaker of the House? (He’d also be second in line to the presidency if we can impeach and remove both Trump AND Vance!)
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The costs that arise from those basic scenarios can break the bank. Even if you just simple it down to leashing vs unleashing your dog. I believe a lot of people would go all out to save their loved family pet by getting them surgery for their fractured pelvis and figure out $ later. Am I wrong?
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
All of those lil safety measures (a life jacket, trampoline netting, dog leashes) are a form of insurance we agree to pay for. Bc the risk of not taking those actions - are life-threatening. No one wants their loved one to be drowned, or paralyzed from a tragic flip gone wrong, or the 🐕 hit by a 🚗!
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM