Lonk, Hero of Thyme
@whcook19.bsky.social
A description would feel self-congratulatory, somehow. From NJ, not PA.
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BEST FRIEND NPC: [Dirk] i have a dream... of having enough power to change this realm for the better... im tired of being weak!
ME: i guess i wont have to worry about this guy in the future
ME: i guess i wont have to worry about this guy in the future
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
BEST FRIEND NPC: [Dirk] i have a dream... of having enough power to change this realm for the better... im tired of being weak!
ME: i guess i wont have to worry about this guy in the future
ME: i guess i wont have to worry about this guy in the future
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
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the only architects of ai we should celebrate are allen iverson’s parents
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
the only architects of ai we should celebrate are allen iverson’s parents
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Actors then: "After WWII I drunkenly wandered around the American west for three years until I stumbled onto a film set and punched the director. He said I had moxie so he gave me a role as a cowboy."
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Actors then: "After WWII I drunkenly wandered around the American west for three years until I stumbled onto a film set and punched the director. He said I had moxie so he gave me a role as a cowboy."
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
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My husband just said to me “I’m watching this thing about the sand crisis in the US” and I’m sorry but
No
No.
I am at peak crisis limit. I am overbooked. I am offering vouchers for crises to stay at the best western overnight. I do not consent to learning about the sand crisis.
No
No.
I am at peak crisis limit. I am overbooked. I am offering vouchers for crises to stay at the best western overnight. I do not consent to learning about the sand crisis.
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My husband just said to me “I’m watching this thing about the sand crisis in the US” and I’m sorry but
No
No.
I am at peak crisis limit. I am overbooked. I am offering vouchers for crises to stay at the best western overnight. I do not consent to learning about the sand crisis.
No
No.
I am at peak crisis limit. I am overbooked. I am offering vouchers for crises to stay at the best western overnight. I do not consent to learning about the sand crisis.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
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it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
for what it’s worth I got roped into helping out with my sixth grader’s extracurricular thing so I’ve had more recent contact with middle schoolers who aren’t mine than I usually do, and biased sample/biased reviewer/etc but my verdict is that the kids are all right
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
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I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
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ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
October 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
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ELON MUSK: so in final fantasy 6 they were taking the magicite from espers
JOE ROGAN: and this was the gehstal empire right?
ELON MUSK: right, and in the UK right now there are kids casting ultima every day
JOE ROGAN: and this was the gehstal empire right?
ELON MUSK: right, and in the UK right now there are kids casting ultima every day
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
ELON MUSK: so in final fantasy 6 they were taking the magicite from espers
JOE ROGAN: and this was the gehstal empire right?
ELON MUSK: right, and in the UK right now there are kids casting ultima every day
JOE ROGAN: and this was the gehstal empire right?
ELON MUSK: right, and in the UK right now there are kids casting ultima every day
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![Ben Rosen
@ben_rosen
my favorite moment from the beatles doc
[a series of 4 screencaps from a Beatles documentary, with altered closed captions:
1- Paul: Can we try my song about
simply having a wonderful Christmastime?
2- Group: No. No.
3- John: Fuck no.
4- Paul: I need to break up the Beatles.]
11:51 PM • 2021-11-25](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihlk75ccp3ewtrwzbjgf7foi24jlw3cdmkyxk723veqf7afwgjht4@jpeg)