Duder McGuy
@warofthebees.bsky.social
The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Someone come get their wine aunt
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Someone come get their wine aunt
Well.........
Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Well.........
Anyone running for office in 2028 should seriously pay attention to how this woman speaks and acts, and how she has evolved as a politician and a leader over the last decade.
If she isn't on a presidential ticket next cycle, as VP or as President, the Democrats are going to lose.
If she isn't on a presidential ticket next cycle, as VP or as President, the Democrats are going to lose.
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Anyone running for office in 2028 should seriously pay attention to how this woman speaks and acts, and how she has evolved as a politician and a leader over the last decade.
If she isn't on a presidential ticket next cycle, as VP or as President, the Democrats are going to lose.
If she isn't on a presidential ticket next cycle, as VP or as President, the Democrats are going to lose.
"HEY ROB! IT'S YOUR COUSIN,MARVIN! MARVIN ZOMBIE! YOU KNOW THAT NEW SOUND YOU LOOKING FOR? WELL LISTEN TO THIS!"
[distorted 70s funk bass over a woman moaning) "ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP AH-YEAH-UH-EEEAAHH"
[distorted 70s funk bass over a woman moaning) "ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP AH-YEAH-UH-EEEAAHH"
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"HEY ROB! IT'S YOUR COUSIN,MARVIN! MARVIN ZOMBIE! YOU KNOW THAT NEW SOUND YOU LOOKING FOR? WELL LISTEN TO THIS!"
[distorted 70s funk bass over a woman moaning) "ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP AH-YEAH-UH-EEEAAHH"
[distorted 70s funk bass over a woman moaning) "ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP ROOP DOOP DEE DOOP AH-YEAH-UH-EEEAAHH"
Also Requiem for a Dream with the cast of The Flintstones.
Fred: "ASS TO ASS, BARN!"
Dildo-shaped bird: "And you thought YOU had a crappy job!"
Fred: "ASS TO ASS, BARN!"
Dildo-shaped bird: "And you thought YOU had a crappy job!"
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Also Requiem for a Dream with the cast of The Flintstones.
Fred: "ASS TO ASS, BARN!"
Dildo-shaped bird: "And you thought YOU had a crappy job!"
Fred: "ASS TO ASS, BARN!"
Dildo-shaped bird: "And you thought YOU had a crappy job!"
Remake Requiem For a Dream with the Scooby Doo cast.
"I ran't fit in my red ress ranymore, Raggy!"
"Like whoa, Fredster, maybe you switch to the other arm, pal-o-mine!"
"I ran't fit in my red ress ranymore, Raggy!"
"Like whoa, Fredster, maybe you switch to the other arm, pal-o-mine!"
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Remake Requiem For a Dream with the Scooby Doo cast.
"I ran't fit in my red ress ranymore, Raggy!"
"Like whoa, Fredster, maybe you switch to the other arm, pal-o-mine!"
"I ran't fit in my red ress ranymore, Raggy!"
"Like whoa, Fredster, maybe you switch to the other arm, pal-o-mine!"
We were promised a version of America that could exist, then it never happened, and the elites wonder why we are angry.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
We were promised a version of America that could exist, then it never happened, and the elites wonder why we are angry.
Me, wearing sequined sunglasses and a trucker hat with "DEMON" written on it: "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win. I'm taking home the big prize."
HR: "This is just the icebreaker portion of new hire orientation so let's just stick with two truths and a lie, okay?"
HR: "This is just the icebreaker portion of new hire orientation so let's just stick with two truths and a lie, okay?"
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Me, wearing sequined sunglasses and a trucker hat with "DEMON" written on it: "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win. I'm taking home the big prize."
HR: "This is just the icebreaker portion of new hire orientation so let's just stick with two truths and a lie, okay?"
HR: "This is just the icebreaker portion of new hire orientation so let's just stick with two truths and a lie, okay?"
"We train young men to drop fire on people but their commanders won't allow them to write FUCK on their airplanes because it's obscene"--Apocalypse Now
I knew the right wing would be fucking stupid about this. Fuck right wing conservatives with all of their fake sympathies and outrages.
Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"We train young men to drop fire on people but their commanders won't allow them to write FUCK on their airplanes because it's obscene"--Apocalypse Now
Wanna know some bullshit? My whole dating experience took place between late 90s goths and 2020s goths.
Instead I got Recession Era Indie babes.
Do you fuckers know how much Palahniuk I feigned interest in? How much Arcade Fire I listened to?
Sure, there were cats eye glasses, but at what cost?
Instead I got Recession Era Indie babes.
Do you fuckers know how much Palahniuk I feigned interest in? How much Arcade Fire I listened to?
Sure, there were cats eye glasses, but at what cost?
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Wanna know some bullshit? My whole dating experience took place between late 90s goths and 2020s goths.
Instead I got Recession Era Indie babes.
Do you fuckers know how much Palahniuk I feigned interest in? How much Arcade Fire I listened to?
Sure, there were cats eye glasses, but at what cost?
Instead I got Recession Era Indie babes.
Do you fuckers know how much Palahniuk I feigned interest in? How much Arcade Fire I listened to?
Sure, there were cats eye glasses, but at what cost?
Shout out to the time my brother, me and my dad had a three-way call going on and my dad said "Wow we got a real threesome going on here"
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Shout out to the time my brother, me and my dad had a three-way call going on and my dad said "Wow we got a real threesome going on here"
The scariest thing about Renee Good being shot is the absolute knowledge that if I was murdered by ICE, there are family members who would accept the narrative that I was a "radical left wing terrorist" without a second thought, despite knowing me and who I am.
That should scare you, too.
That should scare you, too.
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The scariest thing about Renee Good being shot is the absolute knowledge that if I was murdered by ICE, there are family members who would accept the narrative that I was a "radical left wing terrorist" without a second thought, despite knowing me and who I am.
That should scare you, too.
That should scare you, too.
"or desperate to be white"
Damn, dude didn't hold back on that one
Damn, dude didn't hold back on that one
We are experiencing the worst people our country has ever produced.
January 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
"or desperate to be white"
Damn, dude didn't hold back on that one
Damn, dude didn't hold back on that one
"CoMiCs ArE ToO WoKe NoW"
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
"CoMiCs ArE ToO WoKe NoW"
Some mortgage company guy keeps texting me to refinance with them. I haven't blocked the guy because I like seeing him beg.
Beg for my money, kitten. Daddy keeps his wallet closed unless you're a good girl.
Beg for my money, kitten. Daddy keeps his wallet closed unless you're a good girl.
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Some mortgage company guy keeps texting me to refinance with them. I haven't blocked the guy because I like seeing him beg.
Beg for my money, kitten. Daddy keeps his wallet closed unless you're a good girl.
Beg for my money, kitten. Daddy keeps his wallet closed unless you're a good girl.
It is worth noting that this man (who should be our VP right now!) is literally putting his safety at risk to say this.
I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It is worth noting that this man (who should be our VP right now!) is literally putting his safety at risk to say this.
PUT THE FLAGS AT HALF MAST
Seriously if you haven't had Korean fried chicken (get the honey garlic sauce btw) FUCKING DO IT
Seriously if you haven't had Korean fried chicken (get the honey garlic sauce btw) FUCKING DO IT
this guy is a fucking hero
the man widely regarded as creator of Korean fried chicken has died www.koreaherald.com/article/1065...
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM
PUT THE FLAGS AT HALF MAST
Seriously if you haven't had Korean fried chicken (get the honey garlic sauce btw) FUCKING DO IT
Seriously if you haven't had Korean fried chicken (get the honey garlic sauce btw) FUCKING DO IT
Tl;Dr: "Wow, murder, huh? Well, you all need to be better. I don't know how to do that, good night."
My guy is no Dan Rather.
My guy is no Dan Rather.
New CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil closing the broadcast from MN last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Tl;Dr: "Wow, murder, huh? Well, you all need to be better. I don't know how to do that, good night."
My guy is no Dan Rather.
My guy is no Dan Rather.
My tinfoil theory is that Bowie was voluntarily euthanized.
The timing of his release of his final album, about death, from a lifelong showman?
And this is his final photo?
I don't buy it. I think he was terminal but wanted to go out on top. Absolutely no proof of this btw. Just me rambling.
The timing of his release of his final album, about death, from a lifelong showman?
And this is his final photo?
I don't buy it. I think he was terminal but wanted to go out on top. Absolutely no proof of this btw. Just me rambling.
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
My tinfoil theory is that Bowie was voluntarily euthanized.
The timing of his release of his final album, about death, from a lifelong showman?
And this is his final photo?
I don't buy it. I think he was terminal but wanted to go out on top. Absolutely no proof of this btw. Just me rambling.
The timing of his release of his final album, about death, from a lifelong showman?
And this is his final photo?
I don't buy it. I think he was terminal but wanted to go out on top. Absolutely no proof of this btw. Just me rambling.
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE PARTS OF THE WORLD WHERE GOVERNMENT FORCES MURDER THEIR OWN INNOCENT CITIZENS COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THAT HAPPENED HERE
Kerej, Iran. According to unconfirmed reports, security forces opened fire on protesters.
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE PARTS OF THE WORLD WHERE GOVERNMENT FORCES MURDER THEIR OWN INNOCENT CITIZENS COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THAT HAPPENED HERE
These people are fucking morons.
January 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
These people are fucking morons.
In the effort to be the most X-Treme, I once had an X-Treme Jell-O Pudding Stick while standing astride the frozen astral corpse of a forgotten god.
X-Treme Jell-O Pudding Sticks (2004-2005): Tubes of pudding made to be eaten on the go, and presumably, per the name, while doing all manner of extreme activities. Available in classic chocolate, but also flavors made to taste like Nabisco cookies such as Oreo and Chips Ahoy! chocolate chip
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
In the effort to be the most X-Treme, I once had an X-Treme Jell-O Pudding Stick while standing astride the frozen astral corpse of a forgotten god.
Honestly at this point I don't trust any news source that puts important stories behind a subscription or paywall.
Make your money, I got that. But articles on major events should not be restricted. Even in the pre-internet days, you could still read the front page for free.
Make your money, I got that. But articles on major events should not be restricted. Even in the pre-internet days, you could still read the front page for free.
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Honestly at this point I don't trust any news source that puts important stories behind a subscription or paywall.
Make your money, I got that. But articles on major events should not be restricted. Even in the pre-internet days, you could still read the front page for free.
Make your money, I got that. But articles on major events should not be restricted. Even in the pre-internet days, you could still read the front page for free.
Key words: "Without congressional authorization."
If this just turns into "You can have a war, just ask mommy and daddy first and we'll say yes," what fucking good is it?
If this just turns into "You can have a war, just ask mommy and daddy first and we'll say yes," what fucking good is it?
FROM @ashleymurray.bsky.social: In a rare rebuke to President Donald Trump, Senate Republicans joined Democrats in advancing a war powers resolution to halt U.S. military action in Venezuela without congressional authorization.
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/us-s...
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/us-s...
US Senate with GOP support advances war powers resolution rebuking Trump on Venezuela
WASHINGTON — In a rare rebuke to President Donald Trump, Senate Republicans joined Democrats in advancing a war powers resolution to halt U.S. military action in Venezuela without congressional author...
www.newsfromthestates.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Key words: "Without congressional authorization."
If this just turns into "You can have a war, just ask mommy and daddy first and we'll say yes," what fucking good is it?
If this just turns into "You can have a war, just ask mommy and daddy first and we'll say yes," what fucking good is it?