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Craig Church
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He/him. Overactive imagination since '87. Helping make movies at ILM. Enjoyer of stories and the Portland Trail Blazers.

Recent fiction in Escape Pod, Worlds of Possibility, and The Saturday Evening Post.

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Delighted that my story, “CoverLetter_Version,5” appeared as a reprint with two other fantastic flash pieces in @podcastle.org today! They did my story proud! 🖤

Thanks specially to Kaitlyn Zivanovich for bringing my story to life so beautifully.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ready to witness an Anferno for old times sake. 🐜🔥
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Do your TBR a favor and add this to it now. Congratulations, @erikgrove.com!!
I have news! My debut novel is coming soon!
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
listen I always honked twice for Durant whenever I drove by the billboard I did my part to try and avoid this
RIP to the Blazers Cup Dreams
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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wearing a mask in, at the very least, public indoor spaces (grocery stores, pharmacies, transit, healthcare) is one of the most basic forms of allyship you can offer disabled people you’re forced share space with.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Lotta bad things on the tl lately, so here's a cool thing: a new @kswalkerwrites.bsky.social story!!
3LBE Magazine - Belly Full of Eyes by K.S. Walker
The entire house is dark, dark dark. There is nowhere we may not be. With the curtains pulled tight and the doors swelled shut we frolic, we thrive, we swell. The empty house, a shell we have expanded...
www.3lobedmag.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tesla board heard this and were, like, "very sane and very smart, here's a trillion dollars."
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I sincerely hope we look back on the Schumer era with a silver lining of gratitude, in that the malicious incompetence of the Democratic party is what finally galvanizes enough of us to launch these stupid, greedy assholes and their owners into the sun.
Democratic Senator Shaheen says "Hopefully the Republicans may hear us."
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Literally any Democrat is MAGA to me now unless they unequivocally call for Schumer and Durbin to step down.
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Love my local comic shop @capecowlcomics.bsky.social ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
okay but what did u bring for potluck
After addressing the congregation of Brooklyn Hanson Place Seventh-day Adventist Church alongside Tish James.
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You may beat the Portland Trail Blazers, but you will not have any fun doing so.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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i don't care if you're here legally and i do not care what you buy with SNAP. you could not pay me to care!!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is just a list of Mickey Rourke roles.
Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
John Wick killed this guy like five times in each movie.
I mean he has classic bad guy face but okay maybe he’s fine
October 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Chauncey Billups haters waking up to the news today
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM