Craig Church
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Craig Church
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He/him. Overactive imagination since '87. Helping make movies at ILM. Enjoyer of stories and the Portland Trail Blazers.

Recent fiction in Escape Pod, Worlds of Possibility, and The Saturday Evening Post.

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He cooked with the few minutes Joey Mazz was willing to give him. ♥️
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ready to witness an Anferno for old times sake. 🐜🔥
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You may beat the Portland Trail Blazers, but you will not have any fun doing so.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I mean, 'cmonnnnn
September 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If anyone in the Bay Area is interested / knows of someone who might be interested in adopting a young, sweet, social cat abandoned on the street by his former family, let me know! He's been neutered and is being fostered by us until we can find the indoor-only home of his dreams. ❤️
September 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
August 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
15 years went by fast, guess we’ve been having too much fun. ♥️
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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July 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
July 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
anytime Jeffries opens his mouth
June 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"They call it Rip City 'Tone. Y'know, when the ball rips through the net without touching the rim, but it's kinda evolved to be a term of endearment for the Trail Blazers' passionate fanbase."
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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