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Jefferey Epstein was the Forrest Gump of fascism.
I don't think all of modern transphobia was cooked up on an island by JK Rowling and Jeffrey Epstein to distract from pedophilia and other depraved acts of the rich and powerful
But the fact is that statement's *more* true than what they're saying about trans people, so
But the fact is that statement's *more* true than what they're saying about trans people, so
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Jefferey Epstein was the Forrest Gump of fascism.
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ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
do people not remember Clinton's court testimonies? That dude ain't giving up shit. He will bob and weave every question.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
do people not remember Clinton's court testimonies? That dude ain't giving up shit. He will bob and weave every question.
retail
They should invent a job where they pay you to burn with righteous incandescent rage
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
retail
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Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
that GD Imagine Dragons song they play over all the shorts of people doing cool shit on skateboards
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
that GD Imagine Dragons song they play over all the shorts of people doing cool shit on skateboards
unnecessary as you will never encounter them in public
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
unnecessary as you will never encounter them in public
'member when we all found out the NSA had been spying on everyone and everything? lol good times
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
'member when we all found out the NSA had been spying on everyone and everything? lol good times
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well where'd you lose em? It aint a set of car keys is it?
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
well where'd you lose em? It aint a set of car keys is it?
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groundhog came out of his hole and started killing everyone, hundreds dead, unsure what this means for winter
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
groundhog came out of his hole and started killing everyone, hundreds dead, unsure what this means for winter
Mostly Eastern Europeans fleeing invasions, occupations, and wars in the mid to late 1800s
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Mostly Eastern Europeans fleeing invasions, occupations, and wars in the mid to late 1800s
I can wait a day or two. Just because I have a frozen pizza does not mean I need to make it today... that's why they freeze them, right? I can wait. I should be getting ready for bed not making pizza... I can wait, right?
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I can wait a day or two. Just because I have a frozen pizza does not mean I need to make it today... that's why they freeze them, right? I can wait. I should be getting ready for bed not making pizza... I can wait, right?
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
if every accusation is a confession, I'm just going to assume Trump eats cats and dogs
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
if every accusation is a confession, I'm just going to assume Trump eats cats and dogs
someone at the doj finally checked their emails from over the weekend.
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
someone at the doj finally checked their emails from over the weekend.
this is an amazing idea. I will work until my fingers fall off in order to pay off the president's lawsuits
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
this is an amazing idea. I will work until my fingers fall off in order to pay off the president's lawsuits
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
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Culinary Institute of America?🤞 😬🤞
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Culinary Institute of America?🤞 😬🤞
billionaires finally using their funds for the greater good
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
billionaires finally using their funds for the greater good
maybe they'll eat themselves. I doubt it but one can hope
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 AM
maybe they'll eat themselves. I doubt it but one can hope
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I think one thing should happen everyday, two max.
January 30, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I think one thing should happen everyday, two max.
what fails first? "Don't be a chicken little" says the dead man
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
what fails first? "Don't be a chicken little" says the dead man
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we're going to be getting led into gas chambers next to liberals who are telling us that if we won't call them "inhumane delousing facilities" we're going to lose fascist voters in the next midterms
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM
we're going to be getting led into gas chambers next to liberals who are telling us that if we won't call them "inhumane delousing facilities" we're going to lose fascist voters in the next midterms