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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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Missouri with the extremely rare “completed Hail Mary short of the goal line”
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Missouri with the extremely rare “completed Hail Mary short of the goal line”
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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One of the best fun facts I have is that I worked at the winery where the grape lady fell off the platform when I first got out of college and she fell because she insisted the winery workers pick it up and turn it around so the safety rail would be behind her because she didn’t want it in the shot
we need to do a full social media reset. get back to its true purpose (making fun of that person who was squishing grapes with her feet and fell over)
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One of the best fun facts I have is that I worked at the winery where the grape lady fell off the platform when I first got out of college and she fell because she insisted the winery workers pick it up and turn it around so the safety rail would be behind her because she didn’t want it in the shot
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You’ve gotta admit it’s a little messed up the holder on field goals can catch the ball with his knee down but nobody else can
It's not ideal
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You’ve gotta admit it’s a little messed up the holder on field goals can catch the ball with his knee down but nobody else can
Sugarcreek, the “The Little Switzerland of Ohio”
who should the NFL choose for its halftime show: Bad Bunny, who sold out basically every major arena in the country last year, or Lee Greenwood, whose current tour features the following dates
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sugarcreek, the “The Little Switzerland of Ohio”
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She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
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Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit
Me, 37 minutes later:
Me, 37 minutes later:
August 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit
Me, 37 minutes later:
Me, 37 minutes later:
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Every bit of Facebook AI slop about an athlete looks like Mike Piazza on Baywatch
August 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Every bit of Facebook AI slop about an athlete looks like Mike Piazza on Baywatch
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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The only Hogan obit I wanted to read www.thesmallbow.com/p/how-to-feel
How to Feel
On Hulk Hogan.
www.thesmallbow.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The only Hogan obit I wanted to read www.thesmallbow.com/p/how-to-feel
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Ozzy Osbourne bought a Blues jersey in St. Louis during the 1984 Bark at the Moon Tour. Days later in Memphis, he was arrested in the jersey while staggering drunkenly on Beale Street.
Before he was released, the coolest mugshot in hockey history was taken. RIP.
Before he was released, the coolest mugshot in hockey history was taken. RIP.
July 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ozzy Osbourne bought a Blues jersey in St. Louis during the 1984 Bark at the Moon Tour. Days later in Memphis, he was arrested in the jersey while staggering drunkenly on Beale Street.
Before he was released, the coolest mugshot in hockey history was taken. RIP.
Before he was released, the coolest mugshot in hockey history was taken. RIP.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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I never thought this would happen. But after years of years of watching these kids crash into each other and trying to catch balls that land harmlessly 15 feet away, we finally found The One. Lisan al Gaib
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I never thought this would happen. But after years of years of watching these kids crash into each other and trying to catch balls that land harmlessly 15 feet away, we finally found The One. Lisan al Gaib
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“Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened” — Psalm 23
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened” — Psalm 23
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And thus saith the Lord: As thou liveth, verily thou must also laugheth, and loveth—Leviticus 7:12 (KJV)
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
And thus saith the Lord: As thou liveth, verily thou must also laugheth, and loveth—Leviticus 7:12 (KJV)
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Oh god please let this be the start of a return to ridiculous satire
June 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh god please let this be the start of a return to ridiculous satire
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“where do you work”
“at the pentagon”
“oh! doing what”
“at panera”
“at the pentagon”
“oh! doing what”
“at panera”
June 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“where do you work”
“at the pentagon”
“oh! doing what”
“at panera”
“at the pentagon”
“oh! doing what”
“at panera”
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Vontae Mack No Matter What
May 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Vontae Mack No Matter What
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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
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"In a videotaped statement from an IRA safehouse somewhere near Belfast, Uncle O’Grimacey, the most radical member of the Grimace family..." theonion.com/sinn-fein-le...
Sinn Fein Leaders Demand Year-Round Shamrock Shake Availability
BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND—The Irish Republican Army announced Monday that it will embark on the most aggressive campaign of violence in its history if McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes are not made available...
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March 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"In a videotaped statement from an IRA safehouse somewhere near Belfast, Uncle O’Grimacey, the most radical member of the Grimace family..." theonion.com/sinn-fein-le...