@wayfaringwizard.bsky.social
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every time i recertify for foodsafe i forget the same critical fact
September 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
every time i recertify for foodsafe i forget the same critical fact
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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Truth is I'm not very smart so if I say something wrong just tell me and I'll delete it, thanks in advance!
August 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Truth is I'm not very smart so if I say something wrong just tell me and I'll delete it, thanks in advance!
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"What time do doors open?"
Depends. Some doors never open
Depends. Some doors never open
August 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"What time do doors open?"
Depends. Some doors never open
Depends. Some doors never open
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“Visit all your favorite states. Delsware. Manytand. Mississipo. And who can forget sunny West Wigina”
August 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“Visit all your favorite states. Delsware. Manytand. Mississipo. And who can forget sunny West Wigina”
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the left is not silent on this. our position is, in fact, that getting laid is Good and that women agree and that the way to get laid is to not be a humorless, skull-measuring freak who thinks women generally want to fuck andrew tate
The left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid - which, generally speaking, they are v.interested in doing and will continue to be interested in regardless of whether progressives want to talk about it. So the stage has been left entirely clear for the far-right.
August 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the left is not silent on this. our position is, in fact, that getting laid is Good and that women agree and that the way to get laid is to not be a humorless, skull-measuring freak who thinks women generally want to fuck andrew tate
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Giving up on the job search, will instead be scouring the zone for artifacts
July 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Giving up on the job search, will instead be scouring the zone for artifacts
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youre picking up the pieces of your first broken marriage. Im still trying to beat the lava level in the game you lent me
July 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
youre picking up the pieces of your first broken marriage. Im still trying to beat the lava level in the game you lent me
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If you need a bank vault open anywhere north of Madagascar and south of Munich Pablo is your guy, but people don't hire him because they're turned off by his LinkedIn bio "Safecracker but a dangerous honky". I've told him this. Now a safecracker shouldn't be on LinkedIn anyway, but separate issue.
July 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If you need a bank vault open anywhere north of Madagascar and south of Munich Pablo is your guy, but people don't hire him because they're turned off by his LinkedIn bio "Safecracker but a dangerous honky". I've told him this. Now a safecracker shouldn't be on LinkedIn anyway, but separate issue.
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did you bring enough profits to share with the working class?
July 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
did you bring enough profits to share with the working class?
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fav position? easy. reverse goofball
June 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
fav position? easy. reverse goofball
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please stop saying andrew cuomo committed italian seppuku after jamming his dick into the pasta machine at rao’s, it’s not funny
June 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
please stop saying andrew cuomo committed italian seppuku after jamming his dick into the pasta machine at rao’s, it’s not funny
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People always fail to mention that Cuba tried to do a normal democracy first and then the US didn’t allow that and occupied it and then they had to do communism
June 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
People always fail to mention that Cuba tried to do a normal democracy first and then the US didn’t allow that and occupied it and then they had to do communism
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June 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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NANCY PELOSI: the anarchists may be surreptitiously infiltrating otherwise peaceful protests
ANARCHIST: [in full wizard regalia during his Dairy Queen shift] what?
ANARCHIST: [in full wizard regalia during his Dairy Queen shift] what?
June 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
NANCY PELOSI: the anarchists may be surreptitiously infiltrating otherwise peaceful protests
ANARCHIST: [in full wizard regalia during his Dairy Queen shift] what?
ANARCHIST: [in full wizard regalia during his Dairy Queen shift] what?
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why is it that when a woman says “golden retriever boyfriend” she mostly means he plays board games. golden retrievers don’t even play board games. meanwhile i, who eats peanut butter directly out of the jar and gets very sad if i’m underworked,
June 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
why is it that when a woman says “golden retriever boyfriend” she mostly means he plays board games. golden retrievers don’t even play board games. meanwhile i, who eats peanut butter directly out of the jar and gets very sad if i’m underworked,
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im calling it cowboy behavioral therapy. when you're upset or feel lost or alone or dejected or whatever else just ask yourself if 1) you could try being more a cowboy about the problem (calmer) and 2) if you need to cowboy up (face it directly)
June 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
im calling it cowboy behavioral therapy. when you're upset or feel lost or alone or dejected or whatever else just ask yourself if 1) you could try being more a cowboy about the problem (calmer) and 2) if you need to cowboy up (face it directly)
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Welcome to the Balls Installation Wizard!
Setup will guide you through the installation of your testicles.
Please enter the 12-digit license key printed on your mons pubis:
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Setup will guide you through the installation of your testicles.
Please enter the 12-digit license key printed on your mons pubis:
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Default Destination:
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June 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Welcome to the Balls Installation Wizard!
Setup will guide you through the installation of your testicles.
Please enter the 12-digit license key printed on your mons pubis:
____-____-____-____
Default Destination:
[𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚞𝚖 ]
Brow̲se
< B̲ack N̲ext > C̲ancel
Setup will guide you through the installation of your testicles.
Please enter the 12-digit license key printed on your mons pubis:
____-____-____-____
Default Destination:
[𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚞𝚖 ]
Brow̲se
< B̲ack N̲ext > C̲ancel
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It really is all men
May 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It really is all men
"johnston could i get the earnings report?"
"it's looking good sir"
"excellent. and what about the yearnings report?"
"i miss my wife sir"
"it's looking good sir"
"excellent. and what about the yearnings report?"
"i miss my wife sir"
May 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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i’m not like the other guys baby i have heavy karmic debt from 3 million years ago when i roamed the seas as a Megalodon
May 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i’m not like the other guys baby i have heavy karmic debt from 3 million years ago when i roamed the seas as a Megalodon