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D'Angelo circa 2000 was the best performer alive, and had maybe the best band ever assembled. Impossible to overstate how talented he was.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UMS...
D'Angelo Live @ Montreux Jazz Festival 2000
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hey so that sounds like total shit. really fucking awful. bleak. soul and society destroying. world eating levels of bad.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I think it's bad that the president is constantly saying things that would get you immediately removed from any work happy hour or neighborhood barbecue
Pure, unmitigated hate.
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Worth pointing out that having the West Virginia National Guard patrolling the streets of NW DC is insanely stupid and pointless, and the blame must certainly be shared with those who put them there.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"Never trust woo woos" has been my guiding principle in life and has literally never once let me down lol
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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me: dating is hard

me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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My 2025 song of the year is...

'Au Pays du Cocaine' by Geese.

Well deserved! Congratulations to Geese!
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I have never felt such instant hatred for a movie character than Austin Butler in Eddington. Reminded me of every third guy I met in the 90s while going to a lot of Phish shows. Just a phenomenally evil performance.
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Please watch, it's been out since 1994

—Original Msg—

From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com

I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump

—Original Msg—

From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm still in denial about D'Angelo. Mentally I still have plans to see him next time he tours.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM