Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
@vonhitchofen.bsky.social
Another hard shift at the keyboard factory.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
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Doctors: we need to boost your confidence and find your inner happiness!
Depressed person: that would be great
Doctors: *prescribes drugs that lowers your libido and makes you fat*
Depressed person:
Depressed person: that would be great
Doctors: *prescribes drugs that lowers your libido and makes you fat*
Depressed person:
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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RIP Udo Kier, one of one; it's no insult to the rest of his c.v. that this is and always will be my favorite performance of his: youtu.be/sJV29ZQIUhs?...
Madonna - Deeper And Deeper (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Madonna
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
RIP Udo Kier, one of one; it's no insult to the rest of his c.v. that this is and always will be my favorite performance of his: youtu.be/sJV29ZQIUhs?...
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RIP Udo Kier (1944-2025), a German character actor with a prolific and eclectic career (My Own Private Idaho, Blade, Ace Ventura, Dancer in the Dark, Grindhouse, Suspiria, Dogville...)
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
RIP Udo Kier (1944-2025), a German character actor with a prolific and eclectic career (My Own Private Idaho, Blade, Ace Ventura, Dancer in the Dark, Grindhouse, Suspiria, Dogville...)
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
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Anyone still in the Labour Party is complicit in xenophobia racism and attacks on the poor and disabled with deeper cuts than even the tories did and should hang their heads in shame.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Anyone still in the Labour Party is complicit in xenophobia racism and attacks on the poor and disabled with deeper cuts than even the tories did and should hang their heads in shame.
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Last one for now. That was harder. Bloody pleasant open face…
Happy doctor who day…
Happy doctor who day…
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Last one for now. That was harder. Bloody pleasant open face…
Happy doctor who day…
Happy doctor who day…
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Go on then. Because you asked no nicely…
Happy doctor who day again!
Happy doctor who day again!
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Go on then. Because you asked no nicely…
Happy doctor who day again!
Happy doctor who day again!
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Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy Doctor Who day!
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I'm gonna have to do Pertwee now as well aren't I…
Happy doctor who day…
Happy doctor who day…
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm gonna have to do Pertwee now as well aren't I…
Happy doctor who day…
Happy doctor who day…
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i love it when people here take me seriously. you do realize i’m just a blathering idiot, right?
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i love it when people here take me seriously. you do realize i’m just a blathering idiot, right?
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That's made me feel a bit emotional, well done Eze.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
That's made me feel a bit emotional, well done Eze.
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i: Reeves to unveil £600m raid on foreign student
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i: Reeves to unveil £600m raid on foreign student
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
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You don’t understand how much I love this feature
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You don’t understand how much I love this feature
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An alarming amount of the American population fell for what turned out to be an iteration of the Nigerian prince trying to move some diamonds
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
An alarming amount of the American population fell for what turned out to be an iteration of the Nigerian prince trying to move some diamonds
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa
What do you mean “too many books”
I’m not familiar with this unit of measurement
What do you mean “too many books”
I’m not familiar with this unit of measurement
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
What do you mean “too many books”
I’m not familiar with this unit of measurement
What do you mean “too many books”
I’m not familiar with this unit of measurement
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Cracks me up how you could just replace Venezuela and Venezuelans with Iraq and Iraqis and it’d be indistinguishable from something written in 2002
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Cracks me up how you could just replace Venezuela and Venezuelans with Iraq and Iraqis and it’d be indistinguishable from something written in 2002
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Science fiction author brain:
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Science fiction author brain:
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The Times was like this in Trump’s first term also, hectoring people by shouting about how saying the Donald was a catastrophically bent and dangerous idiot was disrespecting the working man. They went quiet on it after the Nazi rally and after that, it was mostly resentful embarrassment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Times was like this in Trump’s first term also, hectoring people by shouting about how saying the Donald was a catastrophically bent and dangerous idiot was disrespecting the working man. They went quiet on it after the Nazi rally and after that, it was mostly resentful embarrassment.
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ICE will not be abolished by the ruling class. It must be ended by the working class.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
ICE will not be abolished by the ruling class. It must be ended by the working class.
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
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I love turkey so much you can call me Eric Adams
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I love turkey so much you can call me Eric Adams