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Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
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Another hard shift at the keyboard factory.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.

Team Crap Dad.
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A film that takes place where you are from:
Mark Strong & Sasha Baron Cohen.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Anyone like to guess what Ernie Bevin might say to Maurice Glasman?
Lord Glasman is the founder of Blue Labour, the unapologetically pro-working class, culturally conservative campaign group. Its patron saint is Ernest Bevin, the trade unionist and wartime minister. "We always ask when we meet with the MPs, What would Ernest do? What would Ernest say?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Fairly sure Bevin would tell him to fuck off.
Lord Glasman is the founder of Blue Labour, the unapologetically pro-working class, culturally conservative campaign group. Its patron saint is Ernest Bevin, the trade unionist and wartime minister. "We always ask when we meet with the MPs, What would Ernest do? What would Ernest say?"
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Happy International Men's Day
Yuri Knozorov hold his Siamese cat, Asya, and looking VERY stern.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Happy International Men's Day, everyone!
Photo of Peter Wyngarde, taken in 1973.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" INTERNET Browser I CONSENT Host I CONSENT Cloudflare (I DON'T) ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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All thankfully glossed over at the inquest into his 'suicide'.
Very strong 'make it look like he killed himself' vibes.
Baden said that injuries found on Epstein's body, including fractures to his larynx and hyoid bone, were "extremely unusual in suicidal hangings" and more consistent with "homicidal strangulation." "There's evidence here of homicide that should be investigated, to see if it is or isn't homicide" he said. Baden, who was New York City's chief medical examiner in the late 1970s, said he hasn't seen the type of neck bone injuries Epstein suffered in a suicide in 50 years of death investigations. He cautioned, though, that his observations were not conclusive.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Scantily-clad female with bare midriff and short shorts holding AR-15 assault rifle between her fishnet stockinged legs.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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With God, For King And Fatherland is the Democratic Party slogan now?
Prussian World War One Hat with the slogan "Mit Gott Für König Und Vaterland"
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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There is another
Lockheed XP-58 Chain Lightning
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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He's the Emperor Bokassa of US Presidents.
Enthronement of Emperor Jean Bedel Bokassa on massive gold leaf birb seat.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Cover of the famed objectivist novel by AYN RAND: ATLAS NEEDS YOU TO SPOT HIM LIKE 20 BILLION DOLLARS
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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if you see this, post an art piece with a ballsack
Two basketballs in a sack
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I wish to sample your strongest irony, sir.

Good lord sir, there's FAR TOO MUCH IRON in that!
Prison governor was absent during Cherif's release - as he was investigating Kebatu's release Sima Kotecha Senior UK correspondent Sources tell me that the governor of HMP Wandsworth, Andy Davy, wasn't at the jail on the day that Khaddour-Cherif was mistakenly freed. Ironically, that is because Davy had been tasked with carrying out the inquiry into how Hadush Kebatu was released by accident from Chelmsford jail in Essex.
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Who is this Zumbadi guy, anyway?
Mohammad @MargBarAmerica taken at face value it is fucking hilarious to spend months pretending you'll be paying infidel taxes and speaking arabic under zohran's rule then immediately be like, oh it's cool big dawg let's do business sometime please please Bill Ackman .@ZohranKMamdani, congrats on the win. Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do. @BillAckman
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I have donated profusely to the Church of FLA
Frontline Assembly & Noise Unit CDs
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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polikarpov po-2 FTW
Soviet-era Polikarpov biplane.
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Fuck around, find out
Black silhouette man pointing to graph labelled FUCK AROUND & FIND OUT.
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Smøl kitteh clara
Smol tuxedo cat peeking out of Felix cat food box.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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David Landlord: David Tennant in black polo neck sweater, suit and glasses. David Tenant: David Tennant, frazzled, grey hair, bags under eyes, denim shirt.
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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irresponsibly posting my location on social media
sign saying OLD BUTT LANE
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Old friends King Charles and Jimmy Savile meeting each other.
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It's the UK version of RFK Jr saying "I met and liked all these famous criminals"
A smiling King Charles greeting the late Sir James Savile OBE, they seem happy to see each other.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM