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I will never lose my job
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I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
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Donald Trump is going to die on Christmas Eve and be discovered blue and lifeless on Christmas morning
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Donald Trump is going to die on Christmas Eve and be discovered blue and lifeless on Christmas morning
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9. New Hampshire has become a case study rebutting the idea that surrendering on transgender rights slows Republican attacks or protects Democrats politically; neither claim has been borne out.
Now, trans people must fight again in the state for their basic rights in 2026.
Now, trans people must fight again in the state for their basic rights in 2026.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
9. New Hampshire has become a case study rebutting the idea that surrendering on transgender rights slows Republican attacks or protects Democrats politically; neither claim has been borne out.
Now, trans people must fight again in the state for their basic rights in 2026.
Now, trans people must fight again in the state for their basic rights in 2026.
i disagree actually
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i disagree actually
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
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Why rent when you can own?
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Why rent when you can own?
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Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
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✍️ Dear American Canto,
You'll never believe what happened to me today.
You'll never believe what happened to me today.
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
✍️ Dear American Canto,
You'll never believe what happened to me today.
You'll never believe what happened to me today.
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Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
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It is not enough that I obsessively watch the television program created to entertain me. The characters must fuck immediately in the pairings I select
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It is not enough that I obsessively watch the television program created to entertain me. The characters must fuck immediately in the pairings I select
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Someone settling into her well-deserved place in the dustbin of history
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New: Hillary Clinton will be speaking at an event hosted by Israel Hayom (Israel's most read newspaper, run by Israeli-American billionaire & Trump megadonor Miriam Adelson).
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone settling into her well-deserved place in the dustbin of history
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I guess my only problem with the "strong floor, no ceiling" thing as a political slogan is it makes no sense, conveys no message, does not translate to anyone, and does not mean anything.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I guess my only problem with the "strong floor, no ceiling" thing as a political slogan is it makes no sense, conveys no message, does not translate to anyone, and does not mean anything.
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I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
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i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
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Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
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i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
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for those of you buying a thanksgiving turkey today, remember to take it out to defrost in time for the big meal! generally a frozen turkey needs to defrost for ten minutes per pound of weight
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
for those of you buying a thanksgiving turkey today, remember to take it out to defrost in time for the big meal! generally a frozen turkey needs to defrost for ten minutes per pound of weight
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I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
they dont know if killing people with no trial or even evidence is legal? its not you dumbfuck. i hope whoever is "worried" gets got first.
“.. There’s just so much nervousness in the office,” said a second former official. “The mood is, we don’t even know if what we’re doing is legal.”
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November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
they dont know if killing people with no trial or even evidence is legal? its not you dumbfuck. i hope whoever is "worried" gets got first.
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
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walking into a meeting with my representatives at Gersh just hoping they forgot they kicked my happy meal ass up and down the street last week
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
walking into a meeting with my representatives at Gersh just hoping they forgot they kicked my happy meal ass up and down the street last week
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy