Christian 🎅❄️
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
I never actually saw the sides discourse post but I pieced together what it said from everyone's reactions. Call me Jessica Fletcher.
a woman is standing in front of a store window holding a plant and laughing .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a store window holding a plant and laughing .
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December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I never actually saw the sides discourse post but I pieced together what it said from everyone's reactions. Call me Jessica Fletcher.
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Francois Arnaud sold me on watching. He's usually the most handsome man in any TV show I've seen him in, but in Heated Rivalry he's like Top 5. Side note: He's bi and in a gay relationship.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Francois Arnaud sold me on watching. He's usually the most handsome man in any TV show I've seen him in, but in Heated Rivalry he's like Top 5. Side note: He's bi and in a gay relationship.
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Not now, sweets, mommy’s watching the horny gay hockey show
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not now, sweets, mommy’s watching the horny gay hockey show
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and if you can’t run on that then for fuck’s sake get out of the way and let someone run who can
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
and if you can’t run on that then for fuck’s sake get out of the way and let someone run who can
Fending off the holiday weekend Sunday scaries with Single All the Way and Jennifer Coolidge. Also, Michael Urie is 😍
a woman says they 're always obsessed with me in a netflix ad
ALT: a woman says they 're always obsessed with me in a netflix ad
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December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fending off the holiday weekend Sunday scaries with Single All the Way and Jennifer Coolidge. Also, Michael Urie is 😍
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It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.
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i swapped pics with some dude on an app and he was like “omg how are you still single😍” which I appreciate the compliment but being primary partnered ain’t everybody’s goal.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i swapped pics with some dude on an app and he was like “omg how are you still single😍” which I appreciate the compliment but being primary partnered ain’t everybody’s goal.
Francois Arnaud sold me on watching. He's usually the most handsome man in any TV show I've seen him in, but in Heated Rivalry he's like Top 5. Side note: He's bi and in a gay relationship.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Francois Arnaud sold me on watching. He's usually the most handsome man in any TV show I've seen him in, but in Heated Rivalry he's like Top 5. Side note: He's bi and in a gay relationship.
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I’m really enjoying this show and not a small amount because it absolutely proves the point I have about sex scenes, which is that in some relationships, sex is the primary means of connection and communication, and those are valid and should be on film, too.
I was expecting Heated Rivalry to be like Red White and Royal Blue level of sexy romance and uh
It is not!
It is not!
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m really enjoying this show and not a small amount because it absolutely proves the point I have about sex scenes, which is that in some relationships, sex is the primary means of connection and communication, and those are valid and should be on film, too.
I need someone all caught up with S2 to talk Palm Royale with.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I need someone all caught up with S2 to talk Palm Royale with.
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
Me watching Heated Rivalry.
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .
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November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me watching Heated Rivalry.
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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My hot holiday take: If I see anyone disrespecting George Michael on my Skyline, I WILL report you to Santa and you'll get coal and fruitcake for Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My hot holiday take: If I see anyone disrespecting George Michael on my Skyline, I WILL report you to Santa and you'll get coal and fruitcake for Christmas.
Watching Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special. Miss Yvonne wearing mistletoe so everyone kisses her would be me at the Bsky Holiday Party. 😘
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Watching Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special. Miss Yvonne wearing mistletoe so everyone kisses her would be me at the Bsky Holiday Party. 😘
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my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
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'Tis the season to be horny. 🎅
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
'Tis the season to be horny. 🎅
Funny story: My mother was kind of woo-woo/ New Agey, she once woke up from a dream and thought she had dreamt about the meaning of life. She wrote down what she remembered. The next day, remembering what she had done, she looked at her notebook. It said: "Mashed potatoes."
What is the meaning of life?
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Funny story: My mother was kind of woo-woo/ New Agey, she once woke up from a dream and thought she had dreamt about the meaning of life. She wrote down what she remembered. The next day, remembering what she had done, she looked at her notebook. It said: "Mashed potatoes."
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
Drop something MIRRORED
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Drop something MIRRORED
Everyone else in my neighborhood has decorated for Christmas, but these people are like, "Fuck y'all, it's still November!" (Or they're out of town)
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Everyone else in my neighborhood has decorated for Christmas, but these people are like, "Fuck y'all, it's still November!" (Or they're out of town)
I've mostly been bed rotting this holiday weekend in solidarity with everyone who's snowed in. 😉
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I've mostly been bed rotting this holiday weekend in solidarity with everyone who's snowed in. 😉
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I am allowed to fail students for AI use, and I do, and I say I will, repeatedly and emphatically. As a result, I wind up having to fail very few students for AI use.
I read the thread and know why they're not failing the students. They gotta let colleges fail the students for the sake of the curriculum and other students
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I am allowed to fail students for AI use, and I do, and I say I will, repeatedly and emphatically. As a result, I wind up having to fail very few students for AI use.
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I’m all for having your own opinions but jeez some thrive in constant negativity
“I hate this”
“I hate that”
“This thing that brings you joy… is stupid”
Who hurt you to be this incredibly negative/judgmental of others?
It’s just on the same bullying we endured for our queerness different shade
“I hate this”
“I hate that”
“This thing that brings you joy… is stupid”
Who hurt you to be this incredibly negative/judgmental of others?
It’s just on the same bullying we endured for our queerness different shade
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m all for having your own opinions but jeez some thrive in constant negativity
“I hate this”
“I hate that”
“This thing that brings you joy… is stupid”
Who hurt you to be this incredibly negative/judgmental of others?
It’s just on the same bullying we endured for our queerness different shade
“I hate this”
“I hate that”
“This thing that brings you joy… is stupid”
Who hurt you to be this incredibly negative/judgmental of others?
It’s just on the same bullying we endured for our queerness different shade