Christian ❄️☃️
@vidalporter.bsky.social
I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
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Christian ❄️☃️
@vidalporter.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
Name: Christian
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Orlando, Florida USA
Interests: Gay Stuff/ Books/ Theater/ Drag/ Drag Race/ Jane Austen/ My Top 500 current crushes
Vocation: ESL Teacher/ Grammarian / Bon Vivant
My favorite non-hockey playing couple is back.
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 PM
My favorite non-hockey playing couple is back.
Kroger delivery is closing in my area(which does suck) but I got 4 bags of coffee for like $6.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Kroger delivery is closing in my area(which does suck) but I got 4 bags of coffee for like $6.
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Hudson Williams being welcomed by the Queer Mafia Welcome Wagon. I hope he got a toaster
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Hudson Williams being welcomed by the Queer Mafia Welcome Wagon. I hope he got a toaster
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40's (straight) 40's (gay)
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 PM
40's (straight) 40's (gay)
Share a tv show that raised you
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Share a tv show that raised you
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purple lights 💜
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
purple lights 💜
We would go to Gleason's as a kid and I would order the Pasta Rockefeller with chicken. (It was like oysters Rockefeller but no oysters). It was like TGI Friday's but not. I remember it being very cheap and festive
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
We would go to Gleason's as a kid and I would order the Pasta Rockefeller with chicken. (It was like oysters Rockefeller but no oysters). It was like TGI Friday's but not. I remember it being very cheap and festive
Hudson Williams being welcomed by the Queer Mafia Welcome Wagon. I hope he got a toaster
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Hudson Williams being welcomed by the Queer Mafia Welcome Wagon. I hope he got a toaster
I heard rumblings about ICE going to Philadelphia. Has anyone in the government watched It's Always Sunny? That's actually how people are there!
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I heard rumblings about ICE going to Philadelphia. Has anyone in the government watched It's Always Sunny? That's actually how people are there!
I saw an excellent production of Angela in America (Part 1), hung out with a friend I don't see a lot, got a hug from a crush, and ate pizza. All in all, 10/10 day.
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I saw an excellent production of Angela in America (Part 1), hung out with a friend I don't see a lot, got a hug from a crush, and ate pizza. All in all, 10/10 day.
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“There are 3 things you can never get enough of: chocolate, friends & the theatre.” - Murder, She Wrote tv show
January 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
“There are 3 things you can never get enough of: chocolate, friends & the theatre.” - Murder, She Wrote tv show
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Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
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It’s like Donald Trump has declared war on smart people and you don’t even have to be that smart to be qualified as smart people
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It’s like Donald Trump has declared war on smart people and you don’t even have to be that smart to be qualified as smart people
My Lyft driver was listening to Pandora or Spotify and a commercial came on: "This is a message from Kristi Noem..." Then someone talking in Spanish. Idk what was said but I know I would hate it.
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
My Lyft driver was listening to Pandora or Spotify and a commercial came on: "This is a message from Kristi Noem..." Then someone talking in Spanish. Idk what was said but I know I would hate it.
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The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
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barnacles have the largest penis-to-body size ratio and their penises can be up to 8 times their body length, with barnacles in more turbulent waters having girthier cocks to prevent them from snapping off in the current. do you ever think about that? no, you only think about yourself
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
barnacles have the largest penis-to-body size ratio and their penises can be up to 8 times their body length, with barnacles in more turbulent waters having girthier cocks to prevent them from snapping off in the current. do you ever think about that? no, you only think about yourself
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Count Nikolai is the nephew of the current king of Denmark and a model. If we go to war with Denmark over Greenland, I will be on his sidem
February 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Count Nikolai is the nephew of the current king of Denmark and a model. If we go to war with Denmark over Greenland, I will be on his sidem
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Veins popping, patience... 💀
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Veins popping, patience... 💀
I'm reskeeting more hot men in hopes some of these new Blue MAGA followers that I haven't found will block me.
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I'm reskeeting more hot men in hopes some of these new Blue MAGA followers that I haven't found will block me.
The final queens on Canada's Drag Race
a drag queen is making a funny face and says mehhh
ALT: a drag queen is making a funny face and says mehhh
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The final queens on Canada's Drag Race
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“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
Using a gif or vid, share your mood for the weekend...
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Using a gif or vid, share your mood for the weekend...
Instagram pulled out all the stops this morning showing me this absolute smoke show who works at a flower farm in Hawaii.
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Instagram pulled out all the stops this morning showing me this absolute smoke show who works at a flower farm in Hawaii.