Samzilla
@samfloyd1987.bsky.social
He / They 🏳️🌈
A gay New Englander born and raised in Vermont.
Sometimes NSFW. 🔞
A gay New Englander born and raised in Vermont.
Sometimes NSFW. 🔞
Today was the type of cold where it brought back bad memories when my elementary school made us go skiing. They knew my hands constantly got cold easily. There were times I couldn't even feel my hands.
I also had an accident I have no memory of (a blackout) and it's most likely how I broke my nose.
I also had an accident I have no memory of (a blackout) and it's most likely how I broke my nose.
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Today was the type of cold where it brought back bad memories when my elementary school made us go skiing. They knew my hands constantly got cold easily. There were times I couldn't even feel my hands.
I also had an accident I have no memory of (a blackout) and it's most likely how I broke my nose.
I also had an accident I have no memory of (a blackout) and it's most likely how I broke my nose.
I hear Eyjafjallajökull is now accepting human sacrifices to please the gods.
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I hear Eyjafjallajökull is now accepting human sacrifices to please the gods.
Everyone is wrong.
Antarcticians are the superior nation.
Antarcticians are the superior nation.
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Everyone is wrong.
Antarcticians are the superior nation.
Antarcticians are the superior nation.
Can we please stop hating someone just because they're from [fill in the blank country]? It's basically xenophobic and naive to think the government and the people are the exact same thing.
This actually causes wars and even genocides.
Last time I checked, we're all very flawed humans.
This actually causes wars and even genocides.
Last time I checked, we're all very flawed humans.
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Can we please stop hating someone just because they're from [fill in the blank country]? It's basically xenophobic and naive to think the government and the people are the exact same thing.
This actually causes wars and even genocides.
Last time I checked, we're all very flawed humans.
This actually causes wars and even genocides.
Last time I checked, we're all very flawed humans.
Wait, people use these still?
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Wait, people use these still?
I, someone who doesn't like talking on the phone, have to call my health insurance 😩
Please send me your thoughts and prayers 🙏
Please send me your thoughts and prayers 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I, someone who doesn't like talking on the phone, have to call my health insurance 😩
Please send me your thoughts and prayers 🙏
Please send me your thoughts and prayers 🙏
"Oh, Bob Belcher!"
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"Oh, Bob Belcher!"
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From the makers of HEATED RIVALRY comes the new series SIMMERING TENSIONS
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
From the makers of HEATED RIVALRY comes the new series SIMMERING TENSIONS
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Iceland listening to that jackass confuse it with Greenland
a close up of a woman 's face with the eyes closed
Alt: a close up of a Bjork's face with the eyes closed
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Iceland listening to that jackass confuse it with Greenland
QTP with a robot that's not from star wars or transformers 🤖
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
QTP with a robot that's not from star wars or transformers 🤖
Meanwhile, at "the Board of Peace"...
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Meanwhile, at "the Board of Peace"...
I love Hump Day because I get to see gorgeously sculped butts that belong in a homoerotic museum. 🍑
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I love Hump Day because I get to see gorgeously sculped butts that belong in a homoerotic museum. 🍑
Crisis adverted I got my pills! Now I just need to call my insurance. Luckily I didn't pay anything this time.
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Crisis adverted I got my pills! Now I just need to call my insurance. Luckily I didn't pay anything this time.
Unless I know for sure my fluoxetine refill is tomorrow, I'm avoiding anything stressful or depressing for my own mental safety.
I'm hoping my pills are at the pharmacy, if not then I maybe going a day or two without them (hydroxyzine is my backup). 😰
I'm hoping my pills are at the pharmacy, if not then I maybe going a day or two without them (hydroxyzine is my backup). 😰
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Unless I know for sure my fluoxetine refill is tomorrow, I'm avoiding anything stressful or depressing for my own mental safety.
I'm hoping my pills are at the pharmacy, if not then I maybe going a day or two without them (hydroxyzine is my backup). 😰
I'm hoping my pills are at the pharmacy, if not then I maybe going a day or two without them (hydroxyzine is my backup). 😰
QTP with a movie from the year you were born 🎥
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
QTP with a movie from the year you were born 🎥
Watching this movie for the same reason I watched Workaholics, a threesome crush.
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Watching this movie for the same reason I watched Workaholics, a threesome crush.
It’s only been a year
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 PM
It’s only been a year
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I'm just warning people ahead of time there might be a day or two this week I'll be deactivating my account temporarily for my mental safety.
I'm running low on my Prozac and it's making me nervous I may not have my refill in time.
Thankfully, I do have hydroxyzine just in case.
I'm running low on my Prozac and it's making me nervous I may not have my refill in time.
Thankfully, I do have hydroxyzine just in case.
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I'm just warning people ahead of time there might be a day or two this week I'll be deactivating my account temporarily for my mental safety.
I'm running low on my Prozac and it's making me nervous I may not have my refill in time.
Thankfully, I do have hydroxyzine just in case.
I'm running low on my Prozac and it's making me nervous I may not have my refill in time.
Thankfully, I do have hydroxyzine just in case.
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Words of wisdom from Katrina today.
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Words of wisdom from Katrina today.
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When you have to share the break-room with the coworker you hate
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
When you have to share the break-room with the coworker you hate
I love vintage jungle boys.
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I love vintage jungle boys.
After my weird Flipper dream, I was able to go back to sleep.
Had a sex dream about a naked hairy guy with nice big titties and a round butt who wanted to keep me safe and warm.
Had a sex dream about a naked hairy guy with nice big titties and a round butt who wanted to keep me safe and warm.
I'm up way too early because of a dumb nightmare where people insisted I was wrong saying Flipper was older than me. I woke up saying "I'm not crazy!"
I just recently watched Flipper and I think the other part is the stress I have waiting for a refill on my pills.
I'm off to bed again.
I just recently watched Flipper and I think the other part is the stress I have waiting for a refill on my pills.
I'm off to bed again.
a dolphin is swimming in the water with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
Alt: A dolphin looking at a camera in a poll shaking their head.
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
After my weird Flipper dream, I was able to go back to sleep.
Had a sex dream about a naked hairy guy with nice big titties and a round butt who wanted to keep me safe and warm.
Had a sex dream about a naked hairy guy with nice big titties and a round butt who wanted to keep me safe and warm.
I'm up way too early because of a dumb nightmare where people insisted I was wrong saying Flipper was older than me. I woke up saying "I'm not crazy!"
I just recently watched Flipper and I think the other part is the stress I have waiting for a refill on my pills.
I'm off to bed again.
I just recently watched Flipper and I think the other part is the stress I have waiting for a refill on my pills.
I'm off to bed again.
a dolphin is swimming in the water with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
Alt: A dolphin looking at a camera in a poll shaking their head.
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I'm up way too early because of a dumb nightmare where people insisted I was wrong saying Flipper was older than me. I woke up saying "I'm not crazy!"
I just recently watched Flipper and I think the other part is the stress I have waiting for a refill on my pills.
I'm off to bed again.
I just recently watched Flipper and I think the other part is the stress I have waiting for a refill on my pills.
I'm off to bed again.
That long curly hair and those arms.
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 AM
That long curly hair and those arms.