JPEG Bundy (he/him)
@jmaylax.bsky.social
I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
DMs encouraged
DMs encouraged
Maybe Sophie Ellis-Bextor was right all along. It certainly IS a mixed-up world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTS...
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Mixed Up World (Video)
YouTube video by SEllisBextorVEVO
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January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Maybe Sophie Ellis-Bextor was right all along. It certainly IS a mixed-up world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTS...
It's like what Hamlet said to Ophelia, "GET THEE TO A GOONERY" or some shit like that.
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It's like what Hamlet said to Ophelia, "GET THEE TO A GOONERY" or some shit like that.
Gays when they’re about to shoot their loads at the orgy
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Gays when they’re about to shoot their loads at the orgy
When they say, “Just the tip” they better mean this
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
When they say, “Just the tip” they better mean this
Choose a double feature that reflects where we are at currently in the world. I'll go first.
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Choose a double feature that reflects where we are at currently in the world. I'll go first.
Mandy Mango, Manila Luzon, and Nymphia Wind should start a girl group called Fruit Salad.
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Mandy Mango, Manila Luzon, and Nymphia Wind should start a girl group called Fruit Salad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4f...
Someone needs to put an extended club mix on streaming services, pronto!
Someone needs to put an extended club mix on streaming services, pronto!
The Parkers- Momma killed him song
YouTube video by lclunatwentyseven
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January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4f...
Someone needs to put an extended club mix on streaming services, pronto!
Someone needs to put an extended club mix on streaming services, pronto!
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves
Now why did I think this was some deleted scene of Lil Nas X and Jack Harlow in the "Industry Baby" video.
Wait….this is a real screenshot from the stranger things finale?
Lmaooooooooo
Lmaooooooooo
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Now why did I think this was some deleted scene of Lil Nas X and Jack Harlow in the "Industry Baby" video.
Me every time some gay fitness influencer with a not flat ass makes a video about how they should be on the next season of Heated Rivalry
a woman singing into a microphone with the words " no no no no way " above her
Alt: a woman singing into a microphone with the words " no no no no way " above her
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Me every time some gay fitness influencer with a not flat ass makes a video about how they should be on the next season of Heated Rivalry
Being disappointed by men on Grindr is like being surprised that hamburgers are served at Burger King. That’s a feature, not a bug.
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Being disappointed by men on Grindr is like being surprised that hamburgers are served at Burger King. That’s a feature, not a bug.
Happy Fake Jan Day to you and yours
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Happy Fake Jan Day to you and yours
Drunk gay in gold sequin coat: “How did lose a foot but somehow get taller?”
Me: “What an insane question to ask me while you’re dressed like a bathroom in Trump Tower.”
Me: “What an insane question to ask me while you’re dressed like a bathroom in Trump Tower.”
a woman standing in a doorway with #schitts creek on the bottom right
Alt: a woman standing in a doorway with #schitts creek on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Drunk gay in gold sequin coat: “How did lose a foot but somehow get taller?”
Me: “What an insane question to ask me while you’re dressed like a bathroom in Trump Tower.”
Me: “What an insane question to ask me while you’re dressed like a bathroom in Trump Tower.”
Survived my first New Years at the gay bar as a non drinker and non smoker. Honestly very proud of myself on both.
a woman singing into a microphone with the words " what have you done today to make you feel proud " above her
Alt: a woman singing into a microphone with the words " what have you done today to make you feel proud " above her
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Survived my first New Years at the gay bar as a non drinker and non smoker. Honestly very proud of myself on both.
Call me hot not pretty
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Call me hot not pretty
How many cigarettes did I use to smoke when out on New Year's?
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How many cigarettes did I use to smoke when out on New Year's?
Love rewatching the RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3 promo
December 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Love rewatching the RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3 promo
Don’t stop til the ball drops.
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Don’t stop til the ball drops.
For four years I worked as a theatre reporter. Every year I'd put together an awards issue for local theater, even getting to award Samantha Pauly of SIX and The Great Gatsby fame when she was still in college
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
For four years I worked as a theatre reporter. Every year I'd put together an awards issue for local theater, even getting to award Samantha Pauly of SIX and The Great Gatsby fame when she was still in college
When theatre gays cum, is that Le Jizz Hot?
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When theatre gays cum, is that Le Jizz Hot?
The only In and Out I care about for 2026
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The only In and Out I care about for 2026
Things we used to take for granted about air travel prior to this year
It landed perfectly fine
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Things we used to take for granted about air travel prior to this year
To the all the mental gymnasts trying to give MTG a redemption arc
a woman says you are getting a gold medal while pointing at the camera
Alt: a woman says you are getting a gold medal while pointing at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
To the all the mental gymnasts trying to give MTG a redemption arc
Not the local news doing an In Memoriam for Flop Businesses cause they are in the arms of the angels*
*creditors
*creditors
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Not the local news doing an In Memoriam for Flop Businesses cause they are in the arms of the angels*
*creditors
*creditors