It’s the Great Seasonal Depression, Charlie Brown (he/him)
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I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
DMs encouraged
DMs encouraged
The last Penny when asked how they felt said they feel
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The last Penny when asked how they felt said they feel
My skyline for this new Robyn single and The Devil Wears Prada 2 teaser
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My skyline for this new Robyn single and The Devil Wears Prada 2 teaser
🗣️I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS HOOUSE!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
🗣️I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS HOOUSE!!!!!!!
Love this cast photo of And Just Like That
On this day in Horror History, SEED OF CHUCKY was released in 2004.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Love this cast photo of And Just Like That
When you hate it’s only Wednesday but you remember that also means fat asses on the skyline
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
When you hate it’s only Wednesday but you remember that also means fat asses on the skyline
We need Lushious to interview the cast of Wicked.
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We need Lushious to interview the cast of Wicked.
Bouncers trying to stop folks from snorting in the bathrooms at the club
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Bouncers trying to stop folks from snorting in the bathrooms at the club
A film’s alleged importance does not automatically outweigh people’s dislike of the lead performer and hand waving their alleged MAGA ties as “drama” is a wild stance to take for a movie that isn’t even getting that great of reviews. There are other programs that have told Christy’s story better.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A film’s alleged importance does not automatically outweigh people’s dislike of the lead performer and hand waving their alleged MAGA ties as “drama” is a wild stance to take for a movie that isn’t even getting that great of reviews. There are other programs that have told Christy’s story better.
Marie Kondo-ed the number I’m following and cut it in half.
a woman in a green skirt is holding a red shirt in front of a door that says netflix
Alt: a woman in a green skirt is holding a red shirt in front of a door that says netflix
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Marie Kondo-ed the number I’m following and cut it in half.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=amO5...
Katy would be a fool to not make this an official remix for her new single.
Katy would be a fool to not make this an official remix for her new single.
bandaids x Never Really Over (Mashup) - Katy Perry vs. Katy Perry
YouTube video by SLVFRK
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November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=amO5...
Katy would be a fool to not make this an official remix for her new single.
Katy would be a fool to not make this an official remix for her new single.
youtu.be/vMWlnHHh-xU
Continuing my yearly campaign to get Katy Perry to release the full studio version of this jingle.
Continuing my yearly campaign to get Katy Perry to release the full studio version of this jingle.
Katy Perry - Everyday Is A Holiday (Official Video Clip) H&M 2015
YouTube video by Katy Perry
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
youtu.be/vMWlnHHh-xU
Continuing my yearly campaign to get Katy Perry to release the full studio version of this jingle.
Continuing my yearly campaign to get Katy Perry to release the full studio version of this jingle.
How I’m showing up to the Supreme Court rejected Kim Davis party
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
How I’m showing up to the Supreme Court rejected Kim Davis party
Not another Monday
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Not another Monday
Now watching this film. The tagline for this poster is wild given the central conflict is over (check notes) flappers being sold into white slavery
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Now watching this film. The tagline for this poster is wild given the central conflict is over (check notes) flappers being sold into white slavery
Well that movie fucked me up. I forgot what an emotional rollercoaster the second half is.
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Well that movie fucked me up. I forgot what an emotional rollercoaster the second half is.
Love the play, finally watching this
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Love the play, finally watching this
Person: We’re engaged!
Me: Oh how nice
Person: stares at me
Me: Sorry, that’s as much enthusiasm I can muster for heterosexual monogamy.
Me: Oh how nice
Person: stares at me
Me: Sorry, that’s as much enthusiasm I can muster for heterosexual monogamy.
a woman wearing a necklace is sitting in a dark room
Alt: a woman wearing a necklace is sitting in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Person: We’re engaged!
Me: Oh how nice
Person: stares at me
Me: Sorry, that’s as much enthusiasm I can muster for heterosexual monogamy.
Me: Oh how nice
Person: stares at me
Me: Sorry, that’s as much enthusiasm I can muster for heterosexual monogamy.
Thank God It’s Fashion
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thank God It’s Fashion
Man: Do you always dress like this?
Me: No. Sometimes I make an actual effort.
Me: No. Sometimes I make an actual effort.
Skipped breakfast because this outfit already ate.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Man: Do you always dress like this?
Me: No. Sometimes I make an actual effort.
Me: No. Sometimes I make an actual effort.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me all day at work:
Absolutely no one:
Me all day at work:
a woman in a red and purple superhero costume is dancing in front of a striped background .
Alt: a woman in a red and purple superhero costume is dancing in front of a striped background .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me all day at work:
Absolutely no one:
Me all day at work:
This is exactly what happens when everything is boiled down to just being “content” and “aesthetic” divorced whatever the original intent so of course would only grasp the optics but not the ideology that drove him to win.
Nobody is telling you to go to a bunch of white Iowa farmers with a bollywood style tiktok video, you weirdos.
"Build a campaign around policies that benefit your constituency, and mention them repeatedly so even someone in South Korea knows them" seems... IDK replicable?
"Build a campaign around policies that benefit your constituency, and mention them repeatedly so even someone in South Korea knows them" seems... IDK replicable?
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is exactly what happens when everything is boiled down to just being “content” and “aesthetic” divorced whatever the original intent so of course would only grasp the optics but not the ideology that drove him to win.
Elsie’s ghost when she heard Miss Bowles spilling all her tea at the Kit Kat Club
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Elsie’s ghost when she heard Miss Bowles spilling all her tea at the Kit Kat Club
Skipped breakfast because this outfit already ate.
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Skipped breakfast because this outfit already ate.
I know someone who hasn’t read your posts if that makes you feel better
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I know someone who hasn’t read your posts if that makes you feel better
Influencers trying to maintain their brand deals
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Influencers trying to maintain their brand deals