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I know it’s lame to post pics of your turkey, but this is the best one we’ve ever made. So y’all will just have to deal with it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Turkey is all yo check out that guy’s weird neck
Our 250 years of preserving liberty isn’t some nice holiday story that we recall dimly through the mists of time. It’s real. It can reassure and educate and inspire us. It’s something from which to derive hope and for which to give thanks. lnk.thebulwark.com/3Krlaaz
Turkey Day With a Turkey President
Trump’s fixation on personal flattery feeds his authoritarianism. It makes for bad diplomacy, too.
lnk.thebulwark.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We’re going to cut down our Christmas tree on Saturday. This could be the first time we’ve done it while it was snowing. Really excited to be in a Norman Rockwell painting.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Anyone posted this one yet?
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Gives “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree” a whole new meaning.
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.

It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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what a year we’ve had this week
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If it’s made to the same quality standards as other Trump products, it’ll probably backfire on every third trigger pull.
Trump Guns are now running commercials on Fox News
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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gn
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
You guys missed the obvious name for your audio-only porn app. Aural Sex @312sportschi.bsky.social @danbernstein.bsky.social @mattabbatacola.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Core childhood memory hearing the guy with the hyper-nasal voice call out your order number.
www.tiktok.com/@seeingcoolp...
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Local guy, made good.
Made good. Frazier!
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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At first, I was like.
But then, I was like.
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.
ngl, i can actually find politics semi tolerable when it enters the messy bitch realm
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What an alpha
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM