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At first, I was like.
But then, I was like.
But then, I was like.
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
At first, I was like.
But then, I was like.
But then, I was like.
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
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This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.
ngl, i can actually find politics semi tolerable when it enters the messy bitch realm
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
What an alpha
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What an alpha
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
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Gonna need someone to ask this soon.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Gonna need someone to ask this soon.
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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Beldar Conehead wearing a mullet wig.
NEW: Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn ruling that legalized gay marriage:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple.
www.nbcnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Beldar Conehead wearing a mullet wig.
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Just a fundamentally vile organization
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just a fundamentally vile organization
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely correct
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The awesome thing is that the democrats in the senate surrendered and when Joe Dickhead finds out about it tomorrow he’s going to assume that means the democrats were the ones responsible for shutting the government down. Great work you fucking losers.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The awesome thing is that the democrats in the senate surrendered and when Joe Dickhead finds out about it tomorrow he’s going to assume that means the democrats were the ones responsible for shutting the government down. Great work you fucking losers.
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
Set your VCRs everybody! youtu.be/nP4MWSoK26E?...
OFFICIAL TRAILER: ‘The Golden Girls: 40 Years of Laughter and Friendship’ | Nov. 11 | On ABC
YouTube video by ABC News
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Set your VCRs everybody! youtu.be/nP4MWSoK26E?...
Quick PSA here in case, like me, it does your heart good to see people telling Ted Cruz to fuck off.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Quick PSA here in case, like me, it does your heart good to see people telling Ted Cruz to fuck off.
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
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Turn sound on
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Turn sound on