SamH (he/him)
@v-perjorative.bsky.social
Not very interesting.
Broad spectrum nerd.
A deep disappointment to anyone following me.
A badly shaved potato of a man.
Broad spectrum nerd.
A deep disappointment to anyone following me.
A badly shaved potato of a man.
Just putting the traditional Christmas topper on the tree.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just putting the traditional Christmas topper on the tree.
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Don't forget to order your repeat prescriptions soon, ready for Christmas 🫡
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Don't forget to order your repeat prescriptions soon, ready for Christmas 🫡
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Saw some Merganser ducks on the canal yesterday. First time I've seen any there.
There's also a Mandarin as well (no picture). There used to be a Mandarin and a Woods that hung around together a few years ago, but I doubt it was the same guy.
There's also a Mandarin as well (no picture). There used to be a Mandarin and a Woods that hung around together a few years ago, but I doubt it was the same guy.
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Saw some Merganser ducks on the canal yesterday. First time I've seen any there.
There's also a Mandarin as well (no picture). There used to be a Mandarin and a Woods that hung around together a few years ago, but I doubt it was the same guy.
There's also a Mandarin as well (no picture). There used to be a Mandarin and a Woods that hung around together a few years ago, but I doubt it was the same guy.
If I could write the beauty of your eyes
And in fresh numbers number all thy graces
The age to come would say 'this poet lies.
Such heavenly touches ne'er touched earthly faces'
First half of one of Shakespeare's sonnets
And in fresh numbers number all thy graces
The age to come would say 'this poet lies.
Such heavenly touches ne'er touched earthly faces'
First half of one of Shakespeare's sonnets
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If I could write the beauty of your eyes
And in fresh numbers number all thy graces
The age to come would say 'this poet lies.
Such heavenly touches ne'er touched earthly faces'
First half of one of Shakespeare's sonnets
And in fresh numbers number all thy graces
The age to come would say 'this poet lies.
Such heavenly touches ne'er touched earthly faces'
First half of one of Shakespeare's sonnets
I'm sat in bed, drinking coffee, and listening to Radcliffe & Marconi on the radio.
Conan was wrong.
Conan was wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I'm sat in bed, drinking coffee, and listening to Radcliffe & Marconi on the radio.
Conan was wrong.
Conan was wrong.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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Ireland calling the UK out for being stupid enough to fall for this 'gender critical' bollocks.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ireland calling the UK out for being stupid enough to fall for this 'gender critical' bollocks.
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Recently, I saw a post name a cinematic martial arts RPG with a dialogue phase that gave combatants time to threaten, banter, and so on.
Now I can’t find the post or remember the name of the game. Can anyone help me out?
Now I can’t find the post or remember the name of the game. Can anyone help me out?
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Recently, I saw a post name a cinematic martial arts RPG with a dialogue phase that gave combatants time to threaten, banter, and so on.
Now I can’t find the post or remember the name of the game. Can anyone help me out?
Now I can’t find the post or remember the name of the game. Can anyone help me out?
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Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
The health secretary has accused the British Medical Association of "juvenile delinquency" and behaving like "moaning minnies" after the union announced that resident doctors will go on strike in the run-up to Christmas.
news.sky.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Hi @fenrisgames.com
I sent you an email a couple of weeks back about some laser cutting, but I've not heard back.
I'm guessing my email ended up in your spam folder?
Ta.
I sent you an email a couple of weeks back about some laser cutting, but I've not heard back.
I'm guessing my email ended up in your spam folder?
Ta.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hi @fenrisgames.com
I sent you an email a couple of weeks back about some laser cutting, but I've not heard back.
I'm guessing my email ended up in your spam folder?
Ta.
I sent you an email a couple of weeks back about some laser cutting, but I've not heard back.
I'm guessing my email ended up in your spam folder?
Ta.
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Friend of mine is exploring gender presentation and is looking for LGBTQ+-friendly shops in Manchester which might stock femme clothes in a range of larger sizes. Does anyone have any recommendations please?
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Friend of mine is exploring gender presentation and is looking for LGBTQ+-friendly shops in Manchester which might stock femme clothes in a range of larger sizes. Does anyone have any recommendations please?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Pigeon
Rat
A slightly different pigeon
Sheep
Cow
Pigeon
Rat
A slightly different pigeon
Sheep
Cow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Puffin
Leopard
Sidewinder
Sea Lion
Humpback Whale
Puffin
Leopard
Sidewinder
Sea Lion
Humpback Whale
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fox
Puffin
Ibis
Slow Worm
Quokka
Fox
Puffin
Ibis
Slow Worm
Quokka
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Pigeon
Rat
A slightly different pigeon
Sheep
Cow
Pigeon
Rat
A slightly different pigeon
Sheep
Cow
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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If you’re taking pictures of homeless people and using them for social media clout you are a cunt of the highest order.
PARTICULARLY if you are doing it under the pretence of being scared by sleeping, vulnerable humans. You get the St George’s Cross of Cuntery, first division.
PARTICULARLY if you are doing it under the pretence of being scared by sleeping, vulnerable humans. You get the St George’s Cross of Cuntery, first division.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you’re taking pictures of homeless people and using them for social media clout you are a cunt of the highest order.
PARTICULARLY if you are doing it under the pretence of being scared by sleeping, vulnerable humans. You get the St George’s Cross of Cuntery, first division.
PARTICULARLY if you are doing it under the pretence of being scared by sleeping, vulnerable humans. You get the St George’s Cross of Cuntery, first division.
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Dear Bluesky,
www.thenerve.news is still tiny. We launched it with no dirty money (no money at all, lol!). But we're proving what's possible with a small expert team & no billionaire owners.
We knew the UK press wouldn't understand or properly cover this story, so we did. Thank you for the support!
www.thenerve.news is still tiny. We launched it with no dirty money (no money at all, lol!). But we're proving what's possible with a small expert team & no billionaire owners.
We knew the UK press wouldn't understand or properly cover this story, so we did. Thank you for the support!
This is the Observer's coverage of the Reform Russian Spie Scandal... 600 words on page 22 of the printed newspaper.
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
More MEPs investigated in Russian bribe probe | The Observer
observer.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Dear Bluesky,
www.thenerve.news is still tiny. We launched it with no dirty money (no money at all, lol!). But we're proving what's possible with a small expert team & no billionaire owners.
We knew the UK press wouldn't understand or properly cover this story, so we did. Thank you for the support!
www.thenerve.news is still tiny. We launched it with no dirty money (no money at all, lol!). But we're proving what's possible with a small expert team & no billionaire owners.
We knew the UK press wouldn't understand or properly cover this story, so we did. Thank you for the support!
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
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Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
Cards
HappyToast original cards.
happytoast.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
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Play my horse game u sods
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Play my horse game u sods
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It's Transgender Day of Remembrance today, so we wanted to make it clear again that we stand for trans rights here.
Trans rights are human rights. Fight for the living. Remember the dead. Tomorrow will be a brighter day.
Trans rights are human rights. Fight for the living. Remember the dead. Tomorrow will be a brighter day.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's Transgender Day of Remembrance today, so we wanted to make it clear again that we stand for trans rights here.
Trans rights are human rights. Fight for the living. Remember the dead. Tomorrow will be a brighter day.
Trans rights are human rights. Fight for the living. Remember the dead. Tomorrow will be a brighter day.
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Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.
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