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SamH (he/him)
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Not very interesting.
Broad spectrum nerd.
A deep disappointment to anyone following me.
A badly shaved potato of a man.
I'm a winner!
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We believe more is more
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just putting the traditional Christmas topper on the tree.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Saw some Merganser ducks on the canal yesterday. First time I've seen any there.
There's also a Mandarin as well (no picture). There used to be a Mandarin and a Woods that hung around together a few years ago, but I doubt it was the same guy.
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oddly enough, pressing F1 to run setup has bugger all effect.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Only thing it's missing is a clickable ball.
Logitech MX Ergo.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I cannot express how much I want this to be true.
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Less than two hours of apple picking, from three and a quarter trees (the last one was huge and dripping in them). One trug is missing from the picture.
September 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Mid 50s and you tend to have even less fucks to give.
August 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Doing my bit of allyship at Shrewsbury Folk Festival.
Big thanks to @tammi.bsky.social and @fenrisgames.com for the t-shirt.
August 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Ignore the volume slider. I suck at taking screenshots.
July 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm in Orkney. It's supposed to be cold and wet. Instead it's mid 20s.
It's also the Island Games here this year. The host nation is definitely at a disadvantage this week.
July 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
To help cheer you up here's a picture of some puffins.
It's also been 14° and pissing it down if that helps.
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
At #YorkCycleRally
It is far too warm.
Even my pterydactyl can't be arsed.
June 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is the fan from the laptop of a heavy smoker.
June 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
They say the perfect sandwich doesn't exist.
#miniBabybel
#miniCheddar
June 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
3 Daft Monkeys playing at Beardy Folk Festival.
Making up for being rained off last year by an epic thunderstorm.
June 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
First public outing for the new t-shirt
Many thanks to @tammi.bsky.social and @fenrisgames.com
June 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
New t-shirt day courtesy of @fenrisgames.com and @tammi.bsky.social
June 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I've got a couple of these stickers courtesy of @FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk

One is going on my bike.

Suggestions are open for where the other should go.
June 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
May 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wee ducky bastard decided she likes tea. Leaving a bunch of random shit flashing in the cup. Have now given her the tea in her own bowl.
May 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM