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soft autumn vibes. 29. she/he/they/fae(r)/ae(r). vanaja.
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memry cridmas, !!
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
holiday mood working retail
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
you know why the male loneliness epidemic exists? Because it hasnt even been a full century in the US since women could open up lines of credit or get bank loans or buy a house without a man in her life fucking co-signing it. It hasnt even been a full 30 years since marital rape was made illegal.
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
dating apps suck for a wide variety of reasons but there are not as many barriers to entry for men dating as they seem to think. like tbh the male loneliness epidemic is because women have more standards now that they have more autonomy.
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I got a $25 gift card from my partners family gift exchange and I like how my first inclination is to buy a new screen protector for my phone instead of something "fun"
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I love getting dogshit sleep when I work retail during holiday season
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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As said of old:
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Everyone is replying "tigers are more dangerous than lions" but have you considered the aura
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not being able to sleep when your partner is annoying but not because they did anything to cause your inability to sleep its more like youre a kid with an ice cream cone and you see another kid with ice cream but then you drop yours but the other doesnt and you watch them eat and are sick with envy
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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the way you get better at anything is by being bad at it for a while
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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A singer-songwriter friend would like people to know that while boycotting Spotify is great, it was also 16% of their income that is now cratering. So if you're cancelling Spotify, please pair that with buying music, merch, or live tickets directly from your favorite artists
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Tired: police procedurals

Wired: cat procedurals, a series entirely focused on the drama and politics of being a cat
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The Democrats had a known Epstein associate on the campaign trail for Kamala Harris.

Please be fucking serious.
Look, Democrats aren’t going to go to Leftist rallies sponsored by groups with questionable ties that will just give their opponents material to work with. You’ll call them phony if they show up anyway.
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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how i feel when im disagreeing with someone and i am losing so i need to pull out 2013 ragebaiting tactics
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Bleats by dre
Bleats
We should call bsky posts "beets" or even better, "bweets"
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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once you reach a certain age youll start yearning for soup
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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it's kind of a moral obligation to bully harry potter fans into making them feel insecure with themselves. you don't even have to mention rowling being a snivelling fascist. you can just point out every harry potter fan is a 12 year old who never grew up with poorly developed taste
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM