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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Just a passing housewife. NB She/They/Mum 🏳️‍🌈
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author"
Live cringe and die free.
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I asked about how police treat First Nations (and Palestine) rallies as threats to control, not communities to protect. We saw the dangerous result of this in Boorloo.

The Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Social Justice Commissioner confirms she is speaking to police about this.
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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Police brutality, remember @albomp.bsky.social made this happen and tried to refuse your right to reply to his choice to invite Herzog. We can reply again, at the ballot box.
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Just watched a video of a bunch of roid raging NSW cops brutalising Muslims praying in the city. What the fuck is happening in my country?
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 AM
ohhhh I'm stayin' home during protests writin' letters to the prime minister coz if I go to a protest I'll break my chalky booooones
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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But the all time best was the anti-woke backlash when the BBC cast a black man to play Porthos in an adaptation of the Three Musketeers on the basis that there were no black men in French society when Dumas was writing, missing the fact that Dumas was a black man…
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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😂 In Book IV of the Odyssey Helen meets Odysseus' son and tells him about seeing Odysseus in Troy. In some translations she speaks simply of her shame in being led astray by Venus. In others, she's like "damn that Venus made me so dickmatized I ditched my husband, that OK guy over there."
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I have to be honest like most of the time I see Helen of Troy cast I'm disappointed. They always pick someone who is pretty but not very interesting looking. Liz Taylor was the last standout imo. I think Lupita Nyong'o is perfect as a face that could launch a thousand ships.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Stop telling trans girls not to wash their hair. A professional is telling you right now that you can’t “train” hair to be less greasy. It’s not like the skin on your face
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Plus I think more women should have swords.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
By the way the CT scan on my back to check my crushed vertebra? It found anterior wedging in 2 more vertebrae and they were also like "oh yeah you've got bone spurs in there too" so I guess it's no surprise it's been sore.
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I have this weird nerve pain in my back, and there's nothing there. There's really nothing there even though my skin hurts so much.
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Oh my FUCKING GOD I just remembered Bubblegum Crisis existed.
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I don't know if it's just my age or what but LOTR feels kind of like a direct pipeline to a time where we still had hope for the future.

I know that's fake. 9/11 had happened, George W Bush was fucking around. But the bad all felt more temporary and overcomeable (not a word? Is now)
havent watched fellowship in a VERY long time. god it’s so wholesome i’m already feeling weepy in the first 5 minutes of visiting the shire
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Open Doors Youth Service Celebrates 25 Years With Trans Youth Art Exhibition

www.starobserver.com...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Open Doors Youth Service Celebrates 25 Years With Trans Youth Art Exhibition - Star Observer
Open Doors Youth Service in Brisbane is marking its twenty-five-year birthday with a transformative celebration this month.
www.starobserver.com.au
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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message from MN
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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There’s no defeating the people on this I’m afraid. We might not agree on every single thing but we agree on the big things, and that’s that we won’t let you take our neighbors, we want ICE gone forever, and we will stop at nothing to help each other.
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Oh she’s phenomenal. This is Sophia Chang.
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"

Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social

But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊

(posted with permission)
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM