Stone Cold Jane Austen
@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social
Just a passing housewife. She/They/Mum 🏳️🌈
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author".
Live cringe and die free.
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author".
Live cringe and die free.
I snorted
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I snorted
TOXX CLAUSE ☣️TOXX CLAUSE☣️TOXX CLAUSE☣️
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
TOXX CLAUSE ☣️TOXX CLAUSE☣️TOXX CLAUSE☣️
Look, I get it. I really want the plushie of the tortured gay god whose husband is a ghost king. In my defence, it's really cute.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Look, I get it. I really want the plushie of the tortured gay god whose husband is a ghost king. In my defence, it's really cute.
It's such a horny place 😂 There's POV videos of butch lesbians as your stern CEO husband coming home.
People will do outtakes of torture scenes from C-dramas to frame them like a BDSM scene.
The stickers are all like:
People will do outtakes of torture scenes from C-dramas to frame them like a BDSM scene.
The stickers are all like:
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It's such a horny place 😂 There's POV videos of butch lesbians as your stern CEO husband coming home.
People will do outtakes of torture scenes from C-dramas to frame them like a BDSM scene.
The stickers are all like:
People will do outtakes of torture scenes from C-dramas to frame them like a BDSM scene.
The stickers are all like:
I like these babies
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I like these babies
Same same, if there's one thing I won't scrimp on it's dishwashing gloves. I want thick, cotton lined, slip resistant and sized for my miniature hands so I don't discover my partner has used them by sticking my hand into a wet glove and screeching in my soul.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Same same, if there's one thing I won't scrimp on it's dishwashing gloves. I want thick, cotton lined, slip resistant and sized for my miniature hands so I don't discover my partner has used them by sticking my hand into a wet glove and screeching in my soul.
Bro I haven't looked at or thought about Alicia Keys in like 20 years and even I know this is her, she's completely recognisable.
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Bro I haven't looked at or thought about Alicia Keys in like 20 years and even I know this is her, she's completely recognisable.
Any Queenslanders who can make this, the Qld government immediately reinstated the overturned ban.
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Any Queenslanders who can make this, the Qld government immediately reinstated the overturned ban.
A good shortcut is to count hands and count fingers. AI often has disembodied hands and too many fingers. 3 hands holding the pink sign. The green sign is kind of hovering too high for the person to be holding it. The faces are obliterated. The writing makes no sense. Love wal? Love war?
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A good shortcut is to count hands and count fingers. AI often has disembodied hands and too many fingers. 3 hands holding the pink sign. The green sign is kind of hovering too high for the person to be holding it. The faces are obliterated. The writing makes no sense. Love wal? Love war?
Fuckin depressed
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Fuckin depressed
How do I make it work 😭 I just lost my whole night's play coz I couldn't end Karlach's turn. The main menu page keeps switching between these two versions, I feel like the original game and the hotfix are fighting for control 😂
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
How do I make it work 😭 I just lost my whole night's play coz I couldn't end Karlach's turn. The main menu page keeps switching between these two versions, I feel like the original game and the hotfix are fighting for control 😂
He's not wrong
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
He's not wrong
ChatGPT is absolutely shit at this btw
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
ChatGPT is absolutely shit at this btw
Previous question was "is he Korean" this mf is gonna get Seven from Mysme in 25 questions 😂
He's so good bro I really don't understand how the questions he asks eliminate so many other possible options in such a short amount of time.
Actually it might be more than 25, he hasn't eliminated Jumin.
He's so good bro I really don't understand how the questions he asks eliminate so many other possible options in such a short amount of time.
Actually it might be more than 25, he hasn't eliminated Jumin.
October 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Previous question was "is he Korean" this mf is gonna get Seven from Mysme in 25 questions 😂
He's so good bro I really don't understand how the questions he asks eliminate so many other possible options in such a short amount of time.
Actually it might be more than 25, he hasn't eliminated Jumin.
He's so good bro I really don't understand how the questions he asks eliminate so many other possible options in such a short amount of time.
Actually it might be more than 25, he hasn't eliminated Jumin.
Xiaohongshu sure has some usernames
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Xiaohongshu sure has some usernames
The first kiss scene from Love Between Fairy and Devil made me suspect "kissing the girl while glaring at the rival dude" might be a thing for me but seeing this picture now I know it is, I just don't know WHY 😂
Actually it's also in my novel now that I think about it, except it's 2 girls kissing.
Actually it's also in my novel now that I think about it, except it's 2 girls kissing.
October 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The first kiss scene from Love Between Fairy and Devil made me suspect "kissing the girl while glaring at the rival dude" might be a thing for me but seeing this picture now I know it is, I just don't know WHY 😂
Actually it's also in my novel now that I think about it, except it's 2 girls kissing.
Actually it's also in my novel now that I think about it, except it's 2 girls kissing.
There's more than one line here but it's hard to find the single image. Really you could pick almost any line from this movie.
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
There's more than one line here but it's hard to find the single image. Really you could pick almost any line from this movie.
Ok thanks Dr Idiot. I guess I'll just take her temperature if I already know what her temperature is. Very helpful.
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Ok thanks Dr Idiot. I guess I'll just take her temperature if I already know what her temperature is. Very helpful.
It's real btw. I just don't trust that what my uncle gave me was this. It was just an unpackaged stick.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It's real btw. I just don't trust that what my uncle gave me was this. It was just an unpackaged stick.
"Did you write that headline for me?"
"Sure did boss, made them sound real cool just like you asked"
"Sure did boss, made them sound real cool just like you asked"
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Did you write that headline for me?"
"Sure did boss, made them sound real cool just like you asked"
"Sure did boss, made them sound real cool just like you asked"
What if I'm shouting at them that I spil my jice
October 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
What if I'm shouting at them that I spil my jice
Congration America I made you this cake
October 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Congration America I made you this cake
Probably timely to say that if you haven't read Frankenstein yet, it's extremely good. It's one of my favourite books ever, and one of the first classics I ever read outside of school that made me understand how good they can be.
The Junji Ito book is extremely good too.
The Junji Ito book is extremely good too.
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Probably timely to say that if you haven't read Frankenstein yet, it's extremely good. It's one of my favourite books ever, and one of the first classics I ever read outside of school that made me understand how good they can be.
The Junji Ito book is extremely good too.
The Junji Ito book is extremely good too.