Stone Cold Jane Austen
@cofactorstrudel.bsky.social
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Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author".
Live cringe and die free.
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author".
Live cringe and die free.
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
I feel like the pacing is a bit weird for season 2 of Hazbin. Like, episode 6 is a bit late for a standalone Husk song about how he likes gambling.
They should have made it a duet with him and Angel.
They should have made it a duet with him and Angel.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I feel like the pacing is a bit weird for season 2 of Hazbin. Like, episode 6 is a bit late for a standalone Husk song about how he likes gambling.
They should have made it a duet with him and Angel.
They should have made it a duet with him and Angel.
Could Hazbin not get a real Australian? My ears are bleeding.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Could Hazbin not get a real Australian? My ears are bleeding.
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by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
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![Screenshot of Substack post:
I was suspended from BlueSky for defending the honor of Johnny Cash.
I wish I were joking.
In early October, I referenced the “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” lyric of “Folsom Prison Blues” in response to a terrible Wall Street Journal article saying that Johnny Cash was uncool. I quote-tweeted the article and everyone understood the reference. There was no outcry.
I stand by my assessment that Johnny Cash is cool.
I do not like being the subject of so much attention, especially when I cannot see the discussion. But the BlueSky admins are now claiming that I wrote a post saying, out of nowhere, “I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die”. They are not posting a screenshot of the actual tweet, which shows that I am quote-tweeting an article about Johnny Cash, and that my post is obviously not a threat but a play on “Folsom Prison Blues.”
BlueSky is lying and saying I posted this line on November 10. I did not. I posted it in early October, when the WSJ article came out. You can see that they are lying about the date from this page showing my last BlueSky tweets:
I was not given any explanation for my suspension the first two times I inquired. Later I was told it was for the “Folsom Prison Blues” reference, and I asked for clarification but did not receive it. I thought it might be a prank until a reporter reached out this morning and confirmed it.
BlueSky’s behavior is bizarre and unwarranted. I have lost access to friends and all my posts and photos. I am incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support here on Substack and also on BlueSky — though I cannot see it, because I am suspended.
To quote another Johnny Cash song: "I ain’t never done nothin' to nobody/ I ain’t never got nothin’ from nobody, no time/ And until I get somethin' from somebody, sometime, I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody, no time."
As for BlueSky…
[photo: possibly the most famous photo of Johnny Cash ever taken]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:igrrppysqek6ootkqdscphy5/bafkreic2dymf4w5qkye3ge3iyqy75n7c5sikim3jhk6q2t6ga6lmx2pvku@jpeg)
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The state of my mental health rests on him, bro. Sjsjdjjssj
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The state of my mental health rests on him, bro. Sjsjdjjssj
Do you know that on Xiaohongshu, a platform with some of the most stringent "friendliness" rules, you would never be suspended for this because it's extremely obvious that this is not a real threat. People make jokes about murder and suicide frequently there without incident.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Do you know that on Xiaohongshu, a platform with some of the most stringent "friendliness" rules, you would never be suspended for this because it's extremely obvious that this is not a real threat. People make jokes about murder and suicide frequently there without incident.
There's this really weird trope in C-dramas where after the main couple get married there's a period of time with the husband frustratedly tolerating the fact that his wife somehow doesn't realise it's weird that they haven't had sex yet. It's such a weird bit.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
There's this really weird trope in C-dramas where after the main couple get married there's a period of time with the husband frustratedly tolerating the fact that his wife somehow doesn't realise it's weird that they haven't had sex yet. It's such a weird bit.
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ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
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I really need folks to call their reos and yell about the high priority bills. Things are moving along and legislators are getting a surprising amount of SUPPORT for these policies
Please do not assume this cannot happen. Please call, get your friends and family to call. Please.
Please do not assume this cannot happen. Please call, get your friends and family to call. Please.
now that the govt shutdown is over, y'all will need to really yell and scream about these bills because many of them are going to be pushed again.
tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies!
www.congress.gov/members/find...
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I really need folks to call their reos and yell about the high priority bills. Things are moving along and legislators are getting a surprising amount of SUPPORT for these policies
Please do not assume this cannot happen. Please call, get your friends and family to call. Please.
Please do not assume this cannot happen. Please call, get your friends and family to call. Please.
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It's weird to tell non-readers that one of my biggest goals with my next book is to make readers ugly crying, scream and throw the book, reach out to tell me how much they hate me. They'll never get it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's weird to tell non-readers that one of my biggest goals with my next book is to make readers ugly crying, scream and throw the book, reach out to tell me how much they hate me. They'll never get it.
Absolutely ridiculous
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150 police visits in 20 months: Indigenous mother takes action after her boys subjected to ‘relentless’ checks
Exclusive: A family has launched a court case against NSW police alleging racial discrimination is behind excessive bail checks
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November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Absolutely ridiculous
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If anyone feels like supporting an independent Australian videogame website with award-winning work that strictly has no advertising, no sponsored content, no corporate ownership, does not let publishers pay for travel, and discloses every code we get and image we use:
thisweekinvideogames.com
thisweekinvideogames.com
This Week in Videogames - TWIV
Covering the important things happening in the world of videogames. News, reviews, and insights without ads or filler content.
thisweekinvideogames.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If anyone feels like supporting an independent Australian videogame website with award-winning work that strictly has no advertising, no sponsored content, no corporate ownership, does not let publishers pay for travel, and discloses every code we get and image we use:
thisweekinvideogames.com
thisweekinvideogames.com
Bold move for a guy who is way more identifiable than he seems to believe
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Bold move for a guy who is way more identifiable than he seems to believe
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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imagine having a government job, dying, and waking up in hell only to be told you have to go back to work at another government job
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
imagine having a government job, dying, and waking up in hell only to be told you have to go back to work at another government job
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
Like, does anyone find it deeply freeing and invigorating that the vast majority of us will always be happier than a literal trillionaire? I think about that every time I see Elon's name come up.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Like, does anyone find it deeply freeing and invigorating that the vast majority of us will always be happier than a literal trillionaire? I think about that every time I see Elon's name come up.
I snorted
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I snorted
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I imagine that being one of the best known people in the world alongside being the most insecure man in the world is a special kind of hell to live in. No amount of money can buy him genuine human interaction, happiness or genuine respect.
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I imagine that being one of the best known people in the world alongside being the most insecure man in the world is a special kind of hell to live in. No amount of money can buy him genuine human interaction, happiness or genuine respect.
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
