Upton_4
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What if all the good basketball we are seeking is actually… women’s basketball.
For old heads like me, who watched the NBA back in the day, Sarah Strong is what if Charles Barkley had guard skills and also played great defense.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What if all the good basketball we are seeking is actually… women’s basketball.
Deep fry them.
It’s the best.
It’s the best.
For the longest time when I was a kid, I thought I didn't like turkey. It was always dry and flavorless.
Turns out my grandma can't cook for shit.
Turns out my grandma can't cook for shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Deep fry them.
It’s the best.
It’s the best.
Called a woman a piggy for asking a very reasonable question and said, fuck that reporter. He deserved to be chopped into bits. Won’t make the news.
Random internet people saying CK didn’t matter, weeks of coverage and outrage.
Random internet people saying CK didn’t matter, weeks of coverage and outrage.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Called a woman a piggy for asking a very reasonable question and said, fuck that reporter. He deserved to be chopped into bits. Won’t make the news.
Random internet people saying CK didn’t matter, weeks of coverage and outrage.
Random internet people saying CK didn’t matter, weeks of coverage and outrage.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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At his best, Christian Watson can do some crazy things on the field. What a catch.
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
At his best, Christian Watson can do some crazy things on the field. What a catch.
Branch being dirty? No way.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Branch being dirty? No way.
I love legalized online gambling. It should hav never been allowed.
You should have to visit a physical structure at minimum.
You should have to visit a physical structure at minimum.
Ppl do not yet grasp the size of the sports gambling iceberg
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I love legalized online gambling. It should hav never been allowed.
You should have to visit a physical structure at minimum.
You should have to visit a physical structure at minimum.
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Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
Been a MLF supporter.
I’m MLF 50/50.
I’m MLF 50/50.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Been a MLF supporter.
I’m MLF 50/50.
I’m MLF 50/50.
Can’t do any better by Love
Both were absolute dimes
Both were absolute dimes
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Can’t do any better by Love
Both were absolute dimes
Both were absolute dimes
Haven’t seen a single preview for this.
Saw she got the part a year or 3 ago and not a single thing since.
Saw she got the part a year or 3 ago and not a single thing since.
‘Christy’ starring Sydney Sweeney opens to $1.3M at the domestic box office
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Haven’t seen a single preview for this.
Saw she got the part a year or 3 ago and not a single thing since.
Saw she got the part a year or 3 ago and not a single thing since.
Shows you how much the billionaire class is usually in the pocket of these people.
It’s been 2 days and he’s mad he hasn’t gotten his sit down yet to ‘influence’.
It’s been 2 days and he’s mad he hasn’t gotten his sit down yet to ‘influence’.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Shows you how much the billionaire class is usually in the pocket of these people.
It’s been 2 days and he’s mad he hasn’t gotten his sit down yet to ‘influence’.
It’s been 2 days and he’s mad he hasn’t gotten his sit down yet to ‘influence’.
9/11s on Rudy’s watch - 1
9/11s on Mamdani’s watch - 0
Checkmate
9/11s on Mamdani’s watch - 0
Checkmate
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
9/11s on Rudy’s watch - 1
9/11s on Mamdani’s watch - 0
Checkmate
9/11s on Mamdani’s watch - 0
Checkmate
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People don’t realize that Mahomes and Daniels threw the exact same hero ball later in the day. And neither guy gets ripped for it like Love does.
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
People don’t realize that Mahomes and Daniels threw the exact same hero ball later in the day. And neither guy gets ripped for it like Love does.
Packers certainly aren’t a team that should be undefeated… but if McManus didn’t suck, they literally would/could be.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Packers certainly aren’t a team that should be undefeated… but if McManus didn’t suck, they literally would/could be.
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This game is the bad place
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This game is the bad place
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To be a team of destiny and lose Game 7 in heartbreaking fashion to a legendary performance by a pitcher on short rest…
Now where have I heard that before??
Now where have I heard that before??
a baseball game is being played in front of a sign that says veterans
ALT: a baseball game is being played in front of a sign that says veterans
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
To be a team of destiny and lose Game 7 in heartbreaking fashion to a legendary performance by a pitcher on short rest…
Now where have I heard that before??
Now where have I heard that before??
Boo Dodgers.
Bad for baseball.
Bad for baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Boo Dodgers.
Bad for baseball.
Bad for baseball.
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I’ve been thinking about it and I think this is the funniest tweet ever
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’ve been thinking about it and I think this is the funniest tweet ever
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All-time series. We deserve a Game 7.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
All-time series. We deserve a Game 7.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
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Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen
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Imagine thinking Jordan Love isn’t a great quarterback. Couldn’t be me!
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Imagine thinking Jordan Love isn’t a great quarterback. Couldn’t be me!