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Zach Rapport
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Godspeed little doodle.
I talk about the Packers on @theunpackpod.bsky.social @frozentundrapod.bsky.social
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PSA to friends who I know IRL or from other corners of the internet: I use this account to talk about the Green Bay Packers and I am, I believe, relatively annoying about it all.
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In 2026 let’s normalize masking for public health.

If we could admit that with healthcare being gutted, vaccine access restricted and previously eradicated diseases coming back… having an extra layer like a respirator makes good sense.

Let’s also normalize not mocking people who mask!
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
No the Packers cannot tag Willis
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hearing a lot about NFC north division winner droughts but I’m pretty sure we measure things in Super Bowls around here
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What are the odds they also start Tune next week to make sure Malik’s shoulder gets some rest?
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
To the 6 remaining starters, enjoy your rest.
Schefter: Packers expected to rest key players Week 18.

Green Bay is locked in as the 7 seed in the NFC.
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
There are valid complaints about MLF but get a grip guys. This team doesn’t have the horses. And players who aren’t injured, like Gary and Valentine, are playing themselves onto the bench with no reinforcements coming. Just not Green Bay’s year.
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@jumosq.bsky.social: “QB3 thew to a cornerback and then the guy with a broken hand caught it.” That about sums up this game
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh good it’s Tune time
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Thrilled to be wrong about this.
Barring a turnover, the Ravens might score on every possession in this game
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Counting the players on the field is the easiest part of the job and crews have botched it A BUNCH this year
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jacobs clearly just too injured to be out there.
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Defenseless receiver my very pale ass
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Barring a turnover, the Ravens might score on every possession in this game
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Any team with a decent OL is going to run all over this defense from here on out
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My wife’s assessment of Noah Eagle: “he looks like a puppet who came to life”
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Pretty funny watching literally anybody try to tackle Henry
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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They're desperate to rationalize "heritage American" as if it's some serious intellectual theory and not a white nationalist twitter meme. Which doesn't work because it is, in fact, just a white nationalist twitter meme.
He comes *so close* to understanding that his buddies are all racists
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I think the decision to shut Love down was hastened by the Lions loss, but I don’t think he was gonna play. Signs seemed positive early in the week but coming back from a concussion on a short week is a big ask and a bad idea.
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Is everything ok, honey? You’ve barely touched your UnPack Podcast
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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"they will be, one day"

no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.

Everything Trump Touches Dies.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
*taps mic*
*feedback*
*ahem*
LOOOOOOOOL
The Lions are now in last place in the division???
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This AND Packers in the playoffs? Say less.
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I have watched exactly two plays in this game and they’ve both been Goff picks. Maybe Christmas is ok after all.
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM