Zach Rapport
@zachrapport.bsky.social
Godspeed little doodle.
I talk about the Packers on @theunpackpod.bsky.social @frozentundrapod.bsky.social
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I talk about the Packers on @theunpackpod.bsky.social @frozentundrapod.bsky.social
👂👉 https://pod.link/1741034683
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Zach Rapport
@zachrapport.bsky.social
· Jan 22
PSA to friends who I know IRL or from other corners of the internet: I use this account to talk about the Green Bay Packers and I am, I believe, relatively annoying about it all.
The thing about Traitors is everyone thinks they’ll be good at it, and almost nobody actually is.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The thing about Traitors is everyone thinks they’ll be good at it, and almost nobody actually is.
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it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
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The year is 2045. Nurse is the only job left. It has been hastily retconned to a male coded job and every nurse now wears tactical combat gear and has a gun.
Yikes here are the numbers for the past 12 months. Everything is pretty much dead except healthcare/social assistance. Note that healthcare growth is largely not about the business cycle -- it's about the aging of the population and more elderly people needing care.
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The year is 2045. Nurse is the only job left. It has been hastily retconned to a male coded job and every nurse now wears tactical combat gear and has a gun.
Hi yes hello I promise you I will never vote for this man
"By making him a punching bag for years, conservative outlets like Fox News have done Newsom a favor," Adam Lashinsky writes.
"Voters know who he is." https://wapo.st/4r0KtjR
"Voters know who he is." https://wapo.st/4r0KtjR
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Hi yes hello I promise you I will never vote for this man
Really glad we all tuned in to this mid October TNF game between the Raiders and the Cardinals
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Really glad we all tuned in to this mid October TNF game between the Raiders and the Cardinals
Every year there’s a cohort of dumb racists who complain that they couldn’t understand anything a non-white performer said/sang during the halftime show, so I was so thrilled to see Bad Bunny cut out the middle man this year. Real efficiency gains.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Every year there’s a cohort of dumb racists who complain that they couldn’t understand anything a non-white performer said/sang during the halftime show, so I was so thrilled to see Bad Bunny cut out the middle man this year. Real efficiency gains.
Imagine changing the channel right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Imagine changing the channel right now
I know I’m getting old because Drake Maye looks like he’s in a Disney movie about a 16 year old who gets to play quarterback in the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I know I’m getting old because Drake Maye looks like he’s in a Disney movie about a 16 year old who gets to play quarterback in the Super Bowl
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
The Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star delivers an explicit political message.
The enthusiasm — and scorn — surrounding Bad Bunny’s star turn at the Super Bowl
The halftime show will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star makes an explicit message about Trump’s deportation drive.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
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keep abandoning trans people! foolproof plan, one of these times!
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
keep abandoning trans people! foolproof plan, one of these times!
I don’t know how they finished filming a single scene of Best in Show. It’s too funny.
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I don’t know how they finished filming a single scene of Best in Show. It’s too funny.
Even from a great distance, Stafford’s teeth look ludicrous
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Even from a great distance, Stafford’s teeth look ludicrous
Ordered out and it sucked. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Ordered out and it sucked. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.
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normal guy of the week alert
a Republican witness in the GOP's "Somali Scammers" hearing details how he drives by childcare centers and looks at how many footprints in the snow there are to determine how many kids are there. Psycho stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
normal guy of the week alert
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My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
Wow, did you hear? Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more eons of acceleration into total entropy
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Wow, did you hear? Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more eons of acceleration into total entropy
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there's literally zero news value in granting anonymity for a football player to say that Puerto Ricans aren't American.
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
there's literally zero news value in granting anonymity for a football player to say that Puerto Ricans aren't American.
Petty
Prince
Pixies
Pavement
Paul Simon
Prince
Pixies
Pavement
Paul Simon
Fuck it tell me full honesty your top five favorite bands/artists and nobody's allowed to tell you that you have poor taste unless it's an objectively bad person
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Petty
Prince
Pixies
Pavement
Paul Simon
Prince
Pixies
Pavement
Paul Simon
The paid agitator thing has always been ludicrous but it’s even more so in this moment where the government has become so engorged on private data. Providing real proof that a group of people are on the take is actually not that hard. They can’t provide proof because they’re lying. Pretty simple!
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The paid agitator thing has always been ludicrous but it’s even more so in this moment where the government has become so engorged on private data. Providing real proof that a group of people are on the take is actually not that hard. They can’t provide proof because they’re lying. Pretty simple!
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Ohhhh buddy, we’ve got a good one this week! The hilarious and insightful @zachrapport.bsky.social joined us for a fun chat.
Be sure to check it out!
Folks mentioned⤵️
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Be sure to check it out!
Folks mentioned⤵️
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Pain, Angst, and Packers w/ Special Guest, Zach Rapport | HWLYP S5E22
YouTube video by Dawn Dacquisto, Potential Juror
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January 31, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Ohhhh buddy, we’ve got a good one this week! The hilarious and insightful @zachrapport.bsky.social joined us for a fun chat.
Be sure to check it out!
Folks mentioned⤵️
www.youtube.com/live/FCQfXGl...
Be sure to check it out!
Folks mentioned⤵️
www.youtube.com/live/FCQfXGl...
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The reason the media treats the Epstein stuff with kid gloves is because all their bosses are in the files.
“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The reason the media treats the Epstein stuff with kid gloves is because all their bosses are in the files.