Jake HicksSixSix
uprightbat.bsky.social
Jake HicksSixSix
@uprightbat.bsky.social
35. He/him. Jam-up guy.
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knee deep in the flu, here's where my brain is
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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if you think about it skifree was the first vampire survivors
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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"You will be visited by three ghosts"

*watching Muppets Christmas Carol*

THERE WAS FIVE OF EM
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Shout out to all the folks donning gay apparel and whatnot.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The dorks who insist AI is inevitable, especially in the games industry, deeply underestimate how much I’ll just shrug and play retro games for the rest of my life.

Like the PS1 & PS2 libraries alone are enough for multiple lifetimes.

Fuck you, make me.
here’s the full spew
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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just a collection of "inevitable" multi-billion dollar tech that was going to be the future of everything until everyone in the audience who was supposed to just get on board said "lol no"
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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It is impossible to overstate how accurately this book predicted the rise of a certain type of guy
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Every ad for AI is like

Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!

AI: get sock

Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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leon’s back, baby
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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i bet being put through a pasta roller would feel nice actually
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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always been impressed by this video because i went in expecting an analysis of the way an extremely niche '90s PC game treated its bisexual main character but instead got an extremely well researched essay about the casual bigotry endemic across 1990s media, particularly sitcoms & daytime talk shows
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Retrofitting memes
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM