unfunk
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Some guy, I dunno. Australian. Guitarist for Desmodus. Classical composer. Works in electricity distribution.
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Thinking about changing my pets' vet only because their appointment confirmations say "pleased to confirm tomorrows appointment" and the lack of apostrophe annoys me to no end
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Thinking about changing my pets' vet only because their appointment confirmations say "pleased to confirm tomorrows appointment" and the lack of apostrophe annoys me to no end
The more I hear about the next Windows being an "Agentic OS" (whatever that means), the more nostalgic I get for Windows 95
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The more I hear about the next Windows being an "Agentic OS" (whatever that means), the more nostalgic I get for Windows 95
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"History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow.
Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders."
-Terry Pratchett, Jingo
#Discworld
Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders."
-Terry Pratchett, Jingo
#Discworld
November 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
"History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow.
Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders."
-Terry Pratchett, Jingo
#Discworld
Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders."
-Terry Pratchett, Jingo
#Discworld
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I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
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Today I learnt that centurion is pronounced kenturion. The Latin word is centurio, pronounced kenturio. I am not okay with this!
a man wearing a helmet and armor with the letter o on his belt
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and armor with the letter o on his belt
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today I learnt that centurion is pronounced kenturion. The Latin word is centurio, pronounced kenturio. I am not okay with this!
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Is that Nazi being sent home because he came over here and took an Australian Nazi’s job?
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Is that Nazi being sent home because he came over here and took an Australian Nazi’s job?
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Whitlam Dismissal take
The greatest achievement of the Dismissal has been the crushing of the ALP’s ambition to actually bring a better world into being.
Hawke sealed the deal by making the mark of success decent management of a capitalist economy.
Now it’s just ambition to be in government.
The greatest achievement of the Dismissal has been the crushing of the ALP’s ambition to actually bring a better world into being.
Hawke sealed the deal by making the mark of success decent management of a capitalist economy.
Now it’s just ambition to be in government.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Whitlam Dismissal take
The greatest achievement of the Dismissal has been the crushing of the ALP’s ambition to actually bring a better world into being.
Hawke sealed the deal by making the mark of success decent management of a capitalist economy.
Now it’s just ambition to be in government.
The greatest achievement of the Dismissal has been the crushing of the ALP’s ambition to actually bring a better world into being.
Hawke sealed the deal by making the mark of success decent management of a capitalist economy.
Now it’s just ambition to be in government.
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Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
$10M and it doesn't even have a lid 🙄
Bidding for a gold toilet sculpture called “America” will start at $10 million. The seller may be Steve Cohen, owner of the Mets.
Who’s Selling the $10 Million Gold Toilet? Signs Point to the Mets’ Owner.
The billionaire Steve Cohen is reported to have purchased the 18-karat flushable sculpture by Maurizio Cattelan in 2017. It’s now coming up for sale at Sotheby’s.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
$10M and it doesn't even have a lid 🙄
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If crap coffee isn’t enough to boycott Starbucks, then this is.
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If crap coffee isn’t enough to boycott Starbucks, then this is.
How does a company with only a small market share become worth a trillion dollars?
And, follow-up question, how does a company 'only' worth a trillion dollars afford to pay it's CEO a trillion dollars?
And, follow-up question, how does a company 'only' worth a trillion dollars afford to pay it's CEO a trillion dollars?
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
How does a company with only a small market share become worth a trillion dollars?
And, follow-up question, how does a company 'only' worth a trillion dollars afford to pay it's CEO a trillion dollars?
And, follow-up question, how does a company 'only' worth a trillion dollars afford to pay it's CEO a trillion dollars?
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I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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Ordinarily you’d think that “windows” and “doors” would keep out the rain.
With Australian building standards in play, you’d be wrong.
With Australian building standards in play, you’d be wrong.
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Ordinarily you’d think that “windows” and “doors” would keep out the rain.
With Australian building standards in play, you’d be wrong.
With Australian building standards in play, you’d be wrong.
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Personally if I were an advanced alien species I wouldn't bother introducing myself to humanity until I could be sure they all knew how to walk on the correct side of the path and not take up the entire path if people are walking from the other direction and
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Personally if I were an advanced alien species I wouldn't bother introducing myself to humanity until I could be sure they all knew how to walk on the correct side of the path and not take up the entire path if people are walking from the other direction and
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reminder you can just add pickled jalapeños and no one can stop you. you can just do that
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
reminder you can just add pickled jalapeños and no one can stop you. you can just do that
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
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The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault.
--Tomorrow in the Free Press
--Tomorrow in the Free Press
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault.
--Tomorrow in the Free Press
--Tomorrow in the Free Press
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PSA: This is a good block list so you don’t have to see this stuff shoved into your feed via angry reposts.
Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
PSA: This is a good block list so you don’t have to see this stuff shoved into your feed via angry reposts.
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We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).
October 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).
TIL: "everyday Australians" have over $3,000,000 in superannuation...
*checks super balance*
Yeah, that's an order of magnitude more than I will have at retirement...
*checks super balance*
Yeah, that's an order of magnitude more than I will have at retirement...
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
TIL: "everyday Australians" have over $3,000,000 in superannuation...
*checks super balance*
Yeah, that's an order of magnitude more than I will have at retirement...
*checks super balance*
Yeah, that's an order of magnitude more than I will have at retirement...