Thomas Chalifour-Drahman
@unclehambone.bsky.social
Documentary filmmaker, baseball nut, New Englander in exile, girl dad.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/poGB
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/poGB
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There is no way to own these guys as completely as they own themselves. It’s actually unfair.
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
There is no way to own these guys as completely as they own themselves. It’s actually unfair.
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*drake sliding around the ice during halftime of the stanley cup finals six months from now* ok FIRST OF ALL
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
*drake sliding around the ice during halftime of the stanley cup finals six months from now* ok FIRST OF ALL
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the last face u see before u die
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the last face u see before u die
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They were absolutely right to have tried destroying Silicon Valley in the 80s.
February 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They were absolutely right to have tried destroying Silicon Valley in the 80s.
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the cube from Cube would kick the sphere from Sphere's ass
February 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the cube from Cube would kick the sphere from Sphere's ass
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
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not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff
Let’s never forget, Vin Diesel’s real name is Mark Sinclair.
Mark. Sinclair.
Mark. Sinclair.
January 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Let’s never forget, Vin Diesel’s real name is Mark Sinclair.
Mark. Sinclair.
Mark. Sinclair.
The director of EMILIA PEREZ accepting awards.
January 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The director of EMILIA PEREZ accepting awards.
Highlight of Squid Game S2: Byung-hyun Kim shout out. Even Korean millennials love playing “name a baseball player.”
January 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Highlight of Squid Game S2: Byung-hyun Kim shout out. Even Korean millennials love playing “name a baseball player.”
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[Jack White voice] 🎶 Caaaaaw-aaaaw-aaaaawn....CLAVE! / I'm about to watch CONCLAVE 🎶
December 10, 2024 at 1:05 AM
[Jack White voice] 🎶 Caaaaaw-aaaaw-aaaaawn....CLAVE! / I'm about to watch CONCLAVE 🎶
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Bringing the energy into 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Bringing the energy into 2025
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Cartoons from the 1980s and 1990s obviously have a lot of problems, but there's something to be said for media that teaches children someone can be both irredeemably evil and also a buffoonish dipshit surrounded by a cadre of maneuvering, scheming, and equally buffoonish villains.
December 30, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Cartoons from the 1980s and 1990s obviously have a lot of problems, but there's something to be said for media that teaches children someone can be both irredeemably evil and also a buffoonish dipshit surrounded by a cadre of maneuvering, scheming, and equally buffoonish villains.
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If you are seeing the Bob Dylan movie make sure you stay until after the credits. Roy Orbison appears and says “I’m assembling a team” and throws down pictures of George Harrison, Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty.
December 31, 2024 at 1:49 AM
If you are seeing the Bob Dylan movie make sure you stay until after the credits. Roy Orbison appears and says “I’m assembling a team” and throws down pictures of George Harrison, Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty.
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There are so few people in my office right now, some guy feels comfortable enough to talk about quantum computing will allow us to access the multiverse like in Marvel movies.
@tesscd.bsky.social: Tell him “I hope in a multiverse I’m not listening to this conversation!!”
@tesscd.bsky.social: Tell him “I hope in a multiverse I’m not listening to this conversation!!”
December 27, 2024 at 2:23 PM
There are so few people in my office right now, some guy feels comfortable enough to talk about quantum computing will allow us to access the multiverse like in Marvel movies.
@tesscd.bsky.social: Tell him “I hope in a multiverse I’m not listening to this conversation!!”
@tesscd.bsky.social: Tell him “I hope in a multiverse I’m not listening to this conversation!!”
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It's sobering to realize that the key text to understanding the age we live in and the reason everything is so terrible is the monorail episode of THE SIMPSONS. Any explanation you need about why we keep, as a society, slamming our proverbial dick in the door is contained in those 23 minutes.
December 26, 2024 at 9:19 PM
It's sobering to realize that the key text to understanding the age we live in and the reason everything is so terrible is the monorail episode of THE SIMPSONS. Any explanation you need about why we keep, as a society, slamming our proverbial dick in the door is contained in those 23 minutes.
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Remember on this day that, canonically, George Bailey’s re-discovery of the value of his life takes place at the same time as the failed hit attempt on Vito Corleone.
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Remember on this day that, canonically, George Bailey’s re-discovery of the value of his life takes place at the same time as the failed hit attempt on Vito Corleone.
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(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship
December 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship
Baby too young to open presents herself, just old enough to play with her presents. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Baby too young to open presents herself, just old enough to play with her presents. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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The Apartment is a Christmas movie and a New Year's Eve movie and a perfect movie, period
December 25, 2024 at 3:38 AM
The Apartment is a Christmas movie and a New Year's Eve movie and a perfect movie, period
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We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
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of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism
My go-to minor league park heckle is when a player fouls it back at the screen is to yell “NO YOU FOOL, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HIT IT THE OTHER WAY!”
This season it got a laugh out of Chuckie Robinson, who shook his head in agreement, and proceeded to hit a double in the gap.
This season it got a laugh out of Chuckie Robinson, who shook his head in agreement, and proceeded to hit a double in the gap.
December 18, 2024 at 7:31 PM
My go-to minor league park heckle is when a player fouls it back at the screen is to yell “NO YOU FOOL, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HIT IT THE OTHER WAY!”
This season it got a laugh out of Chuckie Robinson, who shook his head in agreement, and proceeded to hit a double in the gap.
This season it got a laugh out of Chuckie Robinson, who shook his head in agreement, and proceeded to hit a double in the gap.