uh, clem
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Seattle, joeboy, quick study. (he/him)
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Possibly the greatest tweet of all time
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Possibly the greatest tweet of all time
Sometimes I wonder if I was only able to snatch the pebble from my master's hand and leave the monetary because he was tired of my bullshit?
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I was only able to snatch the pebble from my master's hand and leave the monetary because he was tired of my bullshit?
Or, and hear me out, these publications can die angry and confused.
Mamdani’s win is a warning for media:
Better get some leftist contributors or you simply won’t be able to cover/understand what is happening around America.
Better get some leftist contributors or you simply won’t be able to cover/understand what is happening around America.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Or, and hear me out, these publications can die angry and confused.
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November, n.--The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November, n.--The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
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AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
In one video the president shared on social media, Trump wears a crown and flies a fighter jet with "King Trump" written on it.
Trump jabs 'No Kings' protesters with AI videos of himself wearing crown
In one video the president shared on social media, Trump wears a crown and flies a fighter jet with "King Trump" written on it.
bit.ly
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
I guess the cops got a hot tip.
I am humbled and honored. Will be in touch. ♥️ No Kings. No Dick-tator!
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I guess the cops got a hot tip.
If you at this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
October 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If you at this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
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Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
October 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw
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Americans voting
October 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Americans voting
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National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2
September 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2
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Something so poignant about “remember me on this device”
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Something so poignant about “remember me on this device”
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
August 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
Where's the 100 lb bag to stuff this 200 lbs of shit?
The Autism "study" will be led by a guy who pretended to be a doctor even though he only has a BA in bio and who attempted a small-scale genocide of autistic people through chemical castration, so you know it'll be legit.
Vaccine Critic Who Used Chemical Castration Drug to Treat Autism Tapped to Lead Federal Immunization Study | National Review
Mark Geier had his medical license suspended after the Maryland State Board of Physicians found that his research ‘endangers autistic children.’
www.nationalreview.com
April 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Where's the 100 lb bag to stuff this 200 lbs of shit?
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April 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/ref...
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Just what I need to ride across the savage wasteland. But can I get one by next week?
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Kawasaki unveils a hydrogen-powered, ride-on robot horse
Kawasaki Heavy Industries has pulled the covers off perhaps the most outrageous concept vehicle we've ever seen. The Corleo is a two-seater quadruped robot you steer with your body, capable of picking...
newatlas.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just what I need to ride across the savage wasteland. But can I get one by next week?
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It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies we could ask Odie for help.
The final stage of "I hate mondays" is the total collapse of American capitalism:
April 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies we could ask Odie for help.
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Leopard: I will eat your face
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
J.P. Morgan econs on Trump’s latest are “increasingly concerned that the policy mix may tilt into an unintentionally far less business-friendly stance. The sustained 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico set to start this weekend is materially different than the tariff increases built into our baseline.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Leopard: I will eat your face
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
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Okay, here's an example of what I'm talking about:
Trump just said that he wants SBA to handle student loans. He just said it and everyone treated it like "oh well that's happening" and 'WITH WHAT AUTHORITY"
But lets think about this for a moment.
Trump just said that he wants SBA to handle student loans. He just said it and everyone treated it like "oh well that's happening" and 'WITH WHAT AUTHORITY"
But lets think about this for a moment.
March 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Okay, here's an example of what I'm talking about:
Trump just said that he wants SBA to handle student loans. He just said it and everyone treated it like "oh well that's happening" and 'WITH WHAT AUTHORITY"
But lets think about this for a moment.
Trump just said that he wants SBA to handle student loans. He just said it and everyone treated it like "oh well that's happening" and 'WITH WHAT AUTHORITY"
But lets think about this for a moment.
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it's time for
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it's time for
@murray.senate.gov Thank you for your cloture vote against moving the CR bill forward. Also, thank you for being vocal and forthcoming about your voting intentions well in advance.
In light of the outcome, though, the Senate requires new leadership. Chuck Schumer needs to go as minority leader.
In light of the outcome, though, the Senate requires new leadership. Chuck Schumer needs to go as minority leader.
March 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@murray.senate.gov Thank you for your cloture vote against moving the CR bill forward. Also, thank you for being vocal and forthcoming about your voting intentions well in advance.
In light of the outcome, though, the Senate requires new leadership. Chuck Schumer needs to go as minority leader.
In light of the outcome, though, the Senate requires new leadership. Chuck Schumer needs to go as minority leader.
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.
a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands in his pockets .
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.
I would pay for a subscription service that would text me each time J.D. Vance was booed in public.
March 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I would pay for a subscription service that would text me each time J.D. Vance was booed in public.