Michael Samonek
@samonek.bsky.social
Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.
I don’t know what it’s like in the Real World but I swear the Cybertrucks are breeding and multiplying in Los Angeles - I see more now than ever, literally several a day
February 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I don’t know what it’s like in the Real World but I swear the Cybertrucks are breeding and multiplying in Los Angeles - I see more now than ever, literally several a day
Cross county skiing is the most exhausting sport even just watching
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Cross county skiing is the most exhausting sport even just watching
Do democrats spend as much time on panels as republicans and I selectively don’t see it or are republicans in constant convention mode alone?
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Do democrats spend as much time on panels as republicans and I selectively don’t see it or are republicans in constant convention mode alone?
I think we're past the "he's a fringe loon just out for clicks and lulz" stage with this asshole, yeah? he is the right/they are him.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I think we're past the "he's a fringe loon just out for clicks and lulz" stage with this asshole, yeah? he is the right/they are him.
Guys the DJIA is below 50,000 dollars we can talk about Epstein now!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Guys the DJIA is below 50,000 dollars we can talk about Epstein now!!
What if something ever happened.
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
What if something ever happened.
ASMR: Just ice skate blades carving up the rink (10 hours)
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 AM
ASMR: Just ice skate blades carving up the rink (10 hours)
Like this paranoid freak doesn't live behind nine layers of security.
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Like this paranoid freak doesn't live behind nine layers of security.
I had hoped someone would make a gif of the moment in the show Adolescence when the therapist is disgusted by the sandwich the boy touched and throws it away in horror because I would use that a lot.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I had hoped someone would make a gif of the moment in the show Adolescence when the therapist is disgusted by the sandwich the boy touched and throws it away in horror because I would use that a lot.
I am a fan of The Rules of Attraction movie.
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I am a fan of The Rules of Attraction movie.
Getting a T-shirt that says “yes I know it’s spicy that’s why I ordered it”
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Getting a T-shirt that says “yes I know it’s spicy that’s why I ordered it”
"Your honor I was caught with the smoking gun but in my defense the DJIA closed higher today."
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"Your honor I was caught with the smoking gun but in my defense the DJIA closed higher today."
I hate what Trump has done to this country and I hate that I've let it take me to a place where I don't even want to travel to other states because I don't want to have to deal with "those people."
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I hate what Trump has done to this country and I hate that I've let it take me to a place where I don't even want to travel to other states because I don't want to have to deal with "those people."
The puritans did a real number on this country
Speaker at Department of Labor Secretary's monthly prayer service: "Everybody has to work. Even at home, I expect my rabbit to work."
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The puritans did a real number on this country
Reposted by Michael Samonek
The history of every Southern California city is like "a reproduction of the Sistine Chapel was built in 1920 as a free public college by the town's utopian founder. It was bulldozed in 1960 to widen a parking lot."
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The history of every Southern California city is like "a reproduction of the Sistine Chapel was built in 1920 as a free public college by the town's utopian founder. It was bulldozed in 1960 to widen a parking lot."
"Sweetie, you'e the one who promised to release the files in the first place."
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"Sweetie, you'e the one who promised to release the files in the first place."
You make a garbage man scream.
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
You make a garbage man scream.
Pam Bondi{ I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!"
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Pam Bondi{ I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!"
Me: Music is too earnest these days.
Also me: "Cruel is the gospel that sets us all free
and takes you away from me."
Also me: "Cruel is the gospel that sets us all free
and takes you away from me."
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Me: Music is too earnest these days.
Also me: "Cruel is the gospel that sets us all free
and takes you away from me."
Also me: "Cruel is the gospel that sets us all free
and takes you away from me."
It's too bad Gary Hart never was president because "President Hart" sounds nice.
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
It's too bad Gary Hart never was president because "President Hart" sounds nice.
I'm sure Trump has coal "buddies" whispering in his ear but I also think he just fucking hates renewable energy so fucking much he'd do dumb shit like this regardless.
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
reut.rs
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I'm sure Trump has coal "buddies" whispering in his ear but I also think he just fucking hates renewable energy so fucking much he'd do dumb shit like this regardless.
Couple on first date
"So, I guess we should get the uncomfortable questions out of the way... which superbowl half time did you watch?"
"So, I guess we should get the uncomfortable questions out of the way... which superbowl half time did you watch?"
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Couple on first date
"So, I guess we should get the uncomfortable questions out of the way... which superbowl half time did you watch?"
"So, I guess we should get the uncomfortable questions out of the way... which superbowl half time did you watch?"
To the tune of "You Can Leave Your Hat On:
"You can leave your Zyn in."
"You can leave your Zyn in."
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 AM
To the tune of "You Can Leave Your Hat On:
"You can leave your Zyn in."
"You can leave your Zyn in."
People are talking about this classic a lot in and you gotta see Adriano Celentano do this as a giant, flashy, production number in 2012. This could be a vegas residency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5L...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5L...
Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (LIVE 2012)
YouTube video by Adriano Celentano
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 AM
People are talking about this classic a lot in and you gotta see Adriano Celentano do this as a giant, flashy, production number in 2012. This could be a vegas residency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5L...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5L...