Michael Samonek
@samonek.bsky.social
Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.
Today is my last day with one of my special needs clients who i have spent more time with this year than anyone outside of my family. I can't express to him what spending time with him and learning from him has done for me but I can only hope that I have had a tiny fraction of as much impact on him
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Today is my last day with one of my special needs clients who i have spent more time with this year than anyone outside of my family. I can't express to him what spending time with him and learning from him has done for me but I can only hope that I have had a tiny fraction of as much impact on him
How I am walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How I am walking out of 2025
Winter wonderland doesn’t even mention Christmas. It’s just about weather. You can keep listening to it!
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Winter wonderland doesn’t even mention Christmas. It’s just about weather. You can keep listening to it!
One of the things I love (ironically) about the last mission impossible movie is that it seems that in every scene mcquarry told Esai morales “smile! Smile bigger! You’re having the time of your life! Being a baddie is so fun to you!”
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One of the things I love (ironically) about the last mission impossible movie is that it seems that in every scene mcquarry told Esai morales “smile! Smile bigger! You’re having the time of your life! Being a baddie is so fun to you!”
People are talking about the influence of Avatar and not exaggerating when I say seeing Stephen Lang in the first movie inspired me to get a gym membership that I have used religiously since so there’s that…
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
People are talking about the influence of Avatar and not exaggerating when I say seeing Stephen Lang in the first movie inspired me to get a gym membership that I have used religiously since so there’s that…
Back in the glory days of twitter I posted “I can’t remember what I had for lunch but I still know all the words to 12 songs by The Fixx” and whoever runs the fixx’s socials replied “welcome to our world” and i thought that was pretty funny.
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Back in the glory days of twitter I posted “I can’t remember what I had for lunch but I still know all the words to 12 songs by The Fixx” and whoever runs the fixx’s socials replied “welcome to our world” and i thought that was pretty funny.
Every two headlines from Russia's war in Ukraine read
"Ukraine strikes Russian oil field and strategic military base."
and
"Russia strikes children's theater mid-performance."
"Ukraine strikes Russian oil field and strategic military base."
and
"Russia strikes children's theater mid-performance."
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Every two headlines from Russia's war in Ukraine read
"Ukraine strikes Russian oil field and strategic military base."
and
"Russia strikes children's theater mid-performance."
"Ukraine strikes Russian oil field and strategic military base."
and
"Russia strikes children's theater mid-performance."
I actually think my transition from working screenwriter to struggling creative professional to entry level care giver in mid-life is kind of interesting and I've learned a ton about life. Too bad I'm not a trump voter or someone might do a piece on me.
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I actually think my transition from working screenwriter to struggling creative professional to entry level care giver in mid-life is kind of interesting and I've learned a ton about life. Too bad I'm not a trump voter or someone might do a piece on me.
Reposted by Michael Samonek
Missed my interview at Random House because I guessed wrong.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Missed my interview at Random House because I guessed wrong.
I can't keep track of the millions and millions of pundits and opinion writers and substackers and gadflies out there but I do know that this woman rankles at being called Eve Fartlow and I think that's hilarious.
What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can't keep track of the millions and millions of pundits and opinion writers and substackers and gadflies out there but I do know that this woman rankles at being called Eve Fartlow and I think that's hilarious.
These Christmas Adventurer motherfuckers are going to tear the GOP to shreds and I love it.
Alternatively, this works and we're even somehow more fucked than we are now.
Alternatively, this works and we're even somehow more fucked than we are now.
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
These Christmas Adventurer motherfuckers are going to tear the GOP to shreds and I love it.
Alternatively, this works and we're even somehow more fucked than we are now.
Alternatively, this works and we're even somehow more fucked than we are now.
I’ll never go there of course but this is by far my least favorite design aesthetic. Just so fucking soulless and tacky
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’ll never go there of course but this is by far my least favorite design aesthetic. Just so fucking soulless and tacky
Smug sneering broccoli heads with their phones perpetually live-streaming telling normal people they have a “right” to annoy them for troll content is going to end very poorly soon. I hope
One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Smug sneering broccoli heads with their phones perpetually live-streaming telling normal people they have a “right” to annoy them for troll content is going to end very poorly soon. I hope
When trump brags about “record stock market” it’s fun to point out that the only modern presidents who didn’t see record stock market during their term(s) were bush2, Nixon and Hoover. All republicans!
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When trump brags about “record stock market” it’s fun to point out that the only modern presidents who didn’t see record stock market during their term(s) were bush2, Nixon and Hoover. All republicans!
People who say “Los angelenos don’t know how to drive in the rain” are the lunatics going 80 on the 10 this morning like conditions haven’t changed
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People who say “Los angelenos don’t know how to drive in the rain” are the lunatics going 80 on the 10 this morning like conditions haven’t changed
it's raining in LA so I am compelled to find rain songs. This song is objectively good. Very catchy a.m. pop in the flimsiest of country drag. Kenny Loggins in the same room as a cowboy hat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0e...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0e...
I Love a Rainy Night
YouTube video by Eddie Rabbitt - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
it's raining in LA so I am compelled to find rain songs. This song is objectively good. Very catchy a.m. pop in the flimsiest of country drag. Kenny Loggins in the same room as a cowboy hat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0e...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0e...
These mf'ers will say this and then without a shred of irony claim the left has gotten extreme and the right has stayed the same.
Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes running for president one day.
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
These mf'ers will say this and then without a shred of irony claim the left has gotten extreme and the right has stayed the same.
I'm not a "oh is sportsball on?" type but every time I DO try to follow sports (i.e. Lions lately) it just sucks and people say "that'a fandom you have to accept the disappointment and loss" and yeah, no thanks. I will just go back to ignoring them entirely.
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm not a "oh is sportsball on?" type but every time I DO try to follow sports (i.e. Lions lately) it just sucks and people say "that'a fandom you have to accept the disappointment and loss" and yeah, no thanks. I will just go back to ignoring them entirely.
Nice one, Jared.
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nice one, Jared.
Fuck off Snoop. Not even for his politics (tho those suck), just for being so FUCKING boring.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fuck off Snoop. Not even for his politics (tho those suck), just for being so FUCKING boring.
Earlier this calendar year, not that long ago, there was talk of the Detroit Lions as contenders. This isn't ancient history. This was like July.
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Earlier this calendar year, not that long ago, there was talk of the Detroit Lions as contenders. This isn't ancient history. This was like July.
Why am I watching this fucking game?
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Why am I watching this fucking game?
Presenting the lions as “in the hunt” is just mean, Netflix.
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Presenting the lions as “in the hunt” is just mean, Netflix.
Adjusted for inflation, Scrooge is now visited by 17 ghosts.
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Adjusted for inflation, Scrooge is now visited by 17 ghosts.
Mister trump you need to make it illegal for movies and tv to use stock apple ringtones.
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Mister trump you need to make it illegal for movies and tv to use stock apple ringtones.