Michael Samonek
@samonek.bsky.social
Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.
Guys did you forget this edict?!?!
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Guys did you forget this edict?!?!
Spotted at Home Depot - weird how for over 100 years pricing ended in .99 til juuuuuuust recently
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Spotted at Home Depot - weird how for over 100 years pricing ended in .99 til juuuuuuust recently
This is a dramatic graphic!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This is a dramatic graphic!!
Was looking for old halloween pics of my kids in costumes and found this selfie from halloween 2019 when my wife and i went to see a Siouxie tribute band downtown somewhere.
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Was looking for old halloween pics of my kids in costumes and found this selfie from halloween 2019 when my wife and i went to see a Siouxie tribute band downtown somewhere.
I listened to the audiobooks of Charlie Kaufman's novel and a softball tell-all about Van Halen written by their 80s tour manager back-to-back and both were narrated by the same guy and that blew my mind wide open for some reason.
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I listened to the audiobooks of Charlie Kaufman's novel and a softball tell-all about Van Halen written by their 80s tour manager back-to-back and both were narrated by the same guy and that blew my mind wide open for some reason.
How many times have the bases been loaded in these extra innings?
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How many times have the bases been loaded in these extra innings?
Fairly sure this is a joke but to what end?
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fairly sure this is a joke but to what end?
I actually think a live action adaptation of this version of Inspector Cluseau could be a fun way for Sony to soft relaunch the pink panther franchise.
October 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I actually think a live action adaptation of this version of Inspector Cluseau could be a fun way for Sony to soft relaunch the pink panther franchise.
Just a nice pic from Northridge why not
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Just a nice pic from Northridge why not
One of my favorite dipshit MAGA lies was whan Duffy (or some other dipshit) claimed they'd deported so many people in LA that we didn't even have traffic anymore. This is 2:45 pm and honestly this is normal.
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
One of my favorite dipshit MAGA lies was whan Duffy (or some other dipshit) claimed they'd deported so many people in LA that we didn't even have traffic anymore. This is 2:45 pm and honestly this is normal.
On a lighter note i found this purple flannel shirt at goodwill for $7 and it is kind of my entire identity now - that’s how low my expectations are at this point in time -I’m excited about a used shirt.
October 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
On a lighter note i found this purple flannel shirt at goodwill for $7 and it is kind of my entire identity now - that’s how low my expectations are at this point in time -I’m excited about a used shirt.
Pavement’s socials mocking people who buy their latest “best of”
October 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pavement’s socials mocking people who buy their latest “best of”
Greetings form the communist dystopia of sAnTa mOnICa
October 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Greetings form the communist dystopia of sAnTa mOnICa
Never a bad day to listen to this
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Never a bad day to listen to this
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
This candle also could have been called "Stepdad Breath"
October 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This candle also could have been called "Stepdad Breath"
If you see this post a concert photo you took
September 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you see this post a concert photo you took
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
I googled “did GWAR behead Joe Biden” and my Christ AI is annoying
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I googled “did GWAR behead Joe Biden” and my Christ AI is annoying
I crave this Michigan delight daily. Please, distributors, hook the west coast up.
September 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I crave this Michigan delight daily. Please, distributors, hook the west coast up.
credit where due.
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
credit where due.
The hat. The pie. The golden age of Taco Bell is upon us.
September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The hat. The pie. The golden age of Taco Bell is upon us.
I admit that I am bearish on America's present and future but the existence of the Ed Hardy Taco Bell trucker's hat in 2025 gives me "we're so back" vibes.
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I admit that I am bearish on America's present and future but the existence of the Ed Hardy Taco Bell trucker's hat in 2025 gives me "we're so back" vibes.
