uh, clem
@uhclem.bsky.social
Seattle, joeboy, quick study. (he/him)
There was a brass crab on my morning.
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There was a brass crab on my morning.
Creatures are stirring!
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Creatures are stirring!
Humans love their bathrooms.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Humans love their bathrooms.
Didn't you hear? They started putting cocaine back in it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Didn't you hear? They started putting cocaine back in it.
I see a stick of butter in his future.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I see a stick of butter in his future.
If you lack the discipline to read till the end you don't deserve cocoa made with milk.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you lack the discipline to read till the end you don't deserve cocoa made with milk.
I need to have words with my high school guidance counselor.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I need to have words with my high school guidance counselor.
This was not the Too Much Coffee Man crossover I was expecting.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
This was not the Too Much Coffee Man crossover I was expecting.
Is Peter ok? It felt like this one broke Peter.
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Is Peter ok? It felt like this one broke Peter.
Any word if Chris Pratt does Link's voice?
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Any word if Chris Pratt does Link's voice?
The labor market is such a little angel when it's sleeping.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The labor market is such a little angel when it's sleeping.
I look out the window of the Fortnite bus. Moe is flying alongside us, harnessed to his fan. He is dropping loot boxes. He is beautiful.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I look out the window of the Fortnite bus. Moe is flying alongside us, harnessed to his fan. He is dropping loot boxes. He is beautiful.
One carries a certain ineffable mystique as a saddlebag with eyes bright to life by a child's wish.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One carries a certain ineffable mystique as a saddlebag with eyes bright to life by a child's wish.
I know the word "Lovecraftian" gets thrown around a lot...
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I know the word "Lovecraftian" gets thrown around a lot...
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Andy Describes His Favorite Movie | Parks and Recreation
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November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Zee kids, zey are, how you say? Alright.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Zee kids, zey are, how you say? Alright.
I guess they were tired of being gherkined around.
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I guess they were tired of being gherkined around.