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Hello Sharks, today I’m asking for a dating app that sets you up with singles actively in therapy
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hello Sharks, today I’m asking for a dating app that sets you up with singles actively in therapy
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Why the fuck am I in target right now?
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why the fuck am I in target right now?
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redeeming my Marlboro Miles to get raptured
September 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
redeeming my Marlboro Miles to get raptured
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
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White men make up 30% of the US population but account for over 50% of mass shootings.
How about we take away the guns from White men before taking away guns from the trans community.
How about we take away the guns from White men before taking away guns from the trans community.
September 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
White men make up 30% of the US population but account for over 50% of mass shootings.
How about we take away the guns from White men before taking away guns from the trans community.
How about we take away the guns from White men before taking away guns from the trans community.
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Listen, go nap & have some cheese. It’s the best advice I have to offer this afternoon
August 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Listen, go nap & have some cheese. It’s the best advice I have to offer this afternoon
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The Epstein files must make Watergate look like a parking ticket.
August 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Epstein files must make Watergate look like a parking ticket.
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Please stop telling people not to joke about serious things. This is how some of us cope. This is why some of us are not constantly screaming.
August 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Please stop telling people not to joke about serious things. This is how some of us cope. This is why some of us are not constantly screaming.
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"I've had a green card for about 28 years," But "I'd be proud to be thrown out because l'd be in very select company. The last English comedian to be thrown out of America for political reasons was Charlie Chaplin." - Eric Idle
July 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"I've had a green card for about 28 years," But "I'd be proud to be thrown out because l'd be in very select company. The last English comedian to be thrown out of America for political reasons was Charlie Chaplin." - Eric Idle
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When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.
July 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.
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#HappyPride for the next 335 days, too.
July 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#HappyPride for the next 335 days, too.
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It's amazing how much shit MAGA is willing to eat in order to not admit that they were wrong.
April 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's amazing how much shit MAGA is willing to eat in order to not admit that they were wrong.
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Sometimes I get extremely nostalgic about homestar runner
April 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes I get extremely nostalgic about homestar runner
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Happy "Spend Your Entire Saturday in Your House Lying Around By Yourself Because You're Depressed" Day to those who also celebrate
April 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy "Spend Your Entire Saturday in Your House Lying Around By Yourself Because You're Depressed" Day to those who also celebrate
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Katy Perry, putting the ass in astronaut since April 14, 2025
April 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Katy Perry, putting the ass in astronaut since April 14, 2025
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iF wE eLeCt BiDeN tHe sToCk mArKeT wiLl cRaSh.
April 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
iF wE eLeCt BiDeN tHe sToCk mArKeT wiLl cRaSh.
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I'm trying to be nice this year but if you have those really bright headlights I hope you die
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'm trying to be nice this year but if you have those really bright headlights I hope you die
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Hey hey
Ho ho
Fuck this shit
I gotsta go
Ho ho
Fuck this shit
I gotsta go
April 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hey hey
Ho ho
Fuck this shit
I gotsta go
Ho ho
Fuck this shit
I gotsta go
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hey everyone! i'm new here!
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
hey everyone! i'm new here!