The Nicest of the Damned
@tyrannosaurus-ritt.bsky.social
We were once so close to heaven. Peter came out and gave us medals. || I'm a teacher and a dad just trying to be the best I can at both. || I don't engage with posts that use AI art. || I'm a lot. Less is more with me. || he/him/his
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the christmas cookies the kids decorated be like
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the christmas cookies the kids decorated be like
All I want for Christmas is for all of my loved ones to explicitly tell me that they're not mad at me 🥺
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
All I want for Christmas is for all of my loved ones to explicitly tell me that they're not mad at me 🥺
Trying to figure out how to create a routine I can maintain that includes:
- Quality time with my kids
- Regular meditation
- Regular exercise
- Enough sleep to function
- Quality time with my kids
- Regular meditation
- Regular exercise
- Enough sleep to function
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Trying to figure out how to create a routine I can maintain that includes:
- Quality time with my kids
- Regular meditation
- Regular exercise
- Enough sleep to function
- Quality time with my kids
- Regular meditation
- Regular exercise
- Enough sleep to function
If one more student who has blown off the last three writing assignments asks me for extra credit, I am going to scream.
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If one more student who has blown off the last three writing assignments asks me for extra credit, I am going to scream.
James Baxter!
James Baxter’s 2D animation in ‘The Wonderfully Weird World Of Gumball’ new episode.
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
James Baxter!
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THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!!
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!!
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Pope Leo I have the solution for you and it’s to call Whoopi Goldberg and make the third one and pay these adorable old ladies for the rights to their story, I know you saw the other two, I know you watch movies
The three octogenarian nuns broke out of a nursing home to go back to live in their convent, sparking a dispute with their church superior. Both sides have appealed to the Vatican for a resolution.
Austrian nuns await word from the Vatican on whether they can stay in their convent
The three octogenarian nuns broke out of a nursing home to go back to live in their convent, sparking a dispute with their church superior. Both sides have appealed to the Vatican for a resolution.
n.pr
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pope Leo I have the solution for you and it’s to call Whoopi Goldberg and make the third one and pay these adorable old ladies for the rights to their story, I know you saw the other two, I know you watch movies
Talking with my mom on the phone, no kids around.
Me: "Santa's going to be at the kid's dance class today."
Mom: "Nice! Tell him I said 'hi!'"
My mom is cute. A treasure, even.
Me: "Santa's going to be at the kid's dance class today."
Mom: "Nice! Tell him I said 'hi!'"
My mom is cute. A treasure, even.
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Talking with my mom on the phone, no kids around.
Me: "Santa's going to be at the kid's dance class today."
Mom: "Nice! Tell him I said 'hi!'"
My mom is cute. A treasure, even.
Me: "Santa's going to be at the kid's dance class today."
Mom: "Nice! Tell him I said 'hi!'"
My mom is cute. A treasure, even.
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
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Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
I've been cutting back on coffee for the last couple months for no reason in particular except that it felt like I *should,* so after chugging a cheap Wawa coffee this morning, I feel like I could punch God.
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I've been cutting back on coffee for the last couple months for no reason in particular except that it felt like I *should,* so after chugging a cheap Wawa coffee this morning, I feel like I could punch God.
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I committed to hosting a Christmas party tomorrow, and I'm excited to see my friends, but I'm also stressing over what a mess my house still is and wondering why I ever thought this was a good idea
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I committed to hosting a Christmas party tomorrow, and I'm excited to see my friends, but I'm also stressing over what a mess my house still is and wondering why I ever thought this was a good idea
My 5yo daughter announced tonight that, "Every little girl loves her daddy!"
Does this mean I'm such a good dad that she can't even imagine the existence of a bad dad?
Does this mean I'm such a good dad that she can't even imagine the existence of a bad dad?
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My 5yo daughter announced tonight that, "Every little girl loves her daddy!"
Does this mean I'm such a good dad that she can't even imagine the existence of a bad dad?
Does this mean I'm such a good dad that she can't even imagine the existence of a bad dad?
THE SHEEP DETECTIVES Trailer (2026) Hugh Jackman
YouTube video by ONE Media
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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If you’re not willing to engage in a Butlerian Jihad against the Plagiarism Machine, you’ve never actually made anything that mattered
periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
We can do even more.
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you’re not willing to engage in a Butlerian Jihad against the Plagiarism Machine, you’ve never actually made anything that mattered
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Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
@pinksky.app seems like the app to fully replace Instagram for me, except that it doesn't have a private account setting. I don't want to share pictures of my kids for the world to see!
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@pinksky.app seems like the app to fully replace Instagram for me, except that it doesn't have a private account setting. I don't want to share pictures of my kids for the world to see!
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As weird as the Illumination Grinch was, it is still 1000x more watchable than the Jim Carrey version.
Man remember when Illumination made a Grinch movie where the Grinch's canonical age is 53 and the ending strongly suggests the green man railed Cindy Lou's hot single mom? Merry Milf Christmas Mr. Grumplydick Cumbergrinch.
the grinch from the movie the grinch is eating spaghetti and meatballs with a fork .
ALT: the grinch from the movie the grinch is eating spaghetti and meatballs with a fork .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
As weird as the Illumination Grinch was, it is still 1000x more watchable than the Jim Carrey version.
The choir teacher at the public school where I work gives himself solos during student performances and brags about converting students between all of their inappropriately religious song choices.
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The choir teacher at the public school where I work gives himself solos during student performances and brags about converting students between all of their inappropriately religious song choices.
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If Obama could kill a 16-year-old American boy without accountability, why wouldn’t Trump believe he has the same power to snuff out the lives of civilians with no due process?
Extrajudicial killings from Barack Obama to Donald Trump
If Obama could kill a 16-year-old American boy without accountability, why wouldn’t Trump believe he has the same power to snuff out the lives of civilians with no due process?
therealnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If Obama could kill a 16-year-old American boy without accountability, why wouldn’t Trump believe he has the same power to snuff out the lives of civilians with no due process?